Stupid shit a relatives wife says on fb. She isn't bright and has a problem with the English Language.

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Dave - 12-23-2011 at 08:57 AM

Is she half Retarded?

Clevo, keep them coming, this shit cracks me up...

Colin - 12-23-2011 at 10:32 AM

at first I'd wanna block/hide someone like this...but these are just too good to miss

BDx13 - 12-23-2011 at 01:18 PM

are these updates realtime? or are you pulling from the glorious, glorious archives?

mattybar - 12-23-2011 at 02:35 PM

Quote: Originally posted by clevohardcore

i love sleep. y cnt we ever b happy.

this is my favourite.

random - 12-23-2011 at 03:12 PM

Start the twitter account @stupidshitarelativeswifesaysonfb and post everything up there. You'll be the next Shit My Dad Says

clevohardcore - 12-23-2011 at 04:52 PM

Quote: Originally posted by necrobutcher

Is English their first language?

^^^^ No it's Sac-town holmes.

clevohardcore - 12-23-2011 at 04:52 PM

Quote: Originally posted by BDx13

Quote: Originally posted by clevohardcore

snitches get stiches bad b!tch£s get the KING KONG! oh saturday wat do i do.

how the fuck did this person manage to incorporate the GBP symbol?

^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA

clevohardcore - 12-23-2011 at 05:05 PM

Quote: Originally posted by random

Start the twitter account @stupidshitarelativeswifesaysonfb and post everything up there. You'll be the next Shit My Dad Says

^^^^ This is an idea.

Discipline - 12-23-2011 at 07:16 PM

No drunk post in the history of this board can match the stupidity of this women.

clevohardcore - 12-23-2011 at 09:03 PM

I could divulge more info.

Her younger sister is in prison for murder.

morgan - 12-24-2011 at 12:54 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Discipline

No drunk post in the history of this board can match the stupidity of this women.

DaveMoral - 12-25-2011 at 02:11 PM

Awesome.

Jason the Magnificent - 12-26-2011 at 09:48 AM

Is there a way you can make money off twitter...she'd have a billion followers on there.

clevohardcore - 12-26-2011 at 11:42 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent

Is there a way you can make money off twitter...she'd have a billion followers on there.

^^^^ If that can happen I will do it. I don't have a twitter account so I have no idea.

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:47 AM

aaaahhh bitch. what would u expect born n raised in south sacramento city of the TREES? dont bump ur gums to me

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:47 AM

can someone mke me feel btr. i really dnt fl good

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:48 AM

drinkn to u sarah kookz and ant

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:48 AM

Getn dusted out... hahaha

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:49 AM

been n rice borito is wats up

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:49 AM

ive tried to restart my day 3times.. breath.. dust off... im ok... no im not someone else opens there mouth with out thinking. im so dun. i jus wna go c my sister everyone else jus leave me alone please.

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:49 AM

o nice warm bed y must u be so comfy. i still got stuff to do cnt sleep

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:50 AM

poke like poke like

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:51 AM

watch out if u c me today. im pissed. i may punch u n ur fce.

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:51 AM

ufh i feel so crappy i gota sinus headake.

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:51 AM

getn my snit did yee

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:52 AM

ridn the grey goose train

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:52 AM

y is no one awake its 2012

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 01:53 AM

thank u for my good week so far. i cnt wait till tomarow.

BDx13 - 1-24-2012 at 02:10 AM

oh, good... more from your bat-shit-crazy relative!

"ridn the grey goose train" for the win!

clevohardcore - 1-24-2012 at 02:23 PM

I'll occasionally drop some science from her. Don't want to post them every time she does. I'll accumulate them and list them every few weeks or so.

clevohardcore - 1-28-2012 at 01:44 AM

omfg i love puking

clevohardcore - 1-28-2012 at 01:45 AM

eating pizza playn connect so much fun

clevohardcore - 1-28-2012 at 01:45 AM

......been in it all my life n im in love with it still.....

clevohardcore - 1-28-2012 at 01:46 AM

i gota whip it... y u ask... the kids love it they yell faster weeeeeee do it again

clevohardcore - 1-28-2012 at 01:46 AM

the goose got us loose thnx grey goose

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:46 PM

my sisters gunna b 21 tomro.. n im so pissed i cnt go out with her. im geting waisted fuk it.

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:47 PM

were sis at we need sitter lol *missin my sister*

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:47 PM

its my gpas bday ima have to go sunday. if u wntd to go satday u could *missin my sister*

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:48 PM

lets all get drunk fosarah tomaro. *missin my sister*

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:48 PM

i dont wana pay my ticket i jus wna go shoping

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:49 PM

im so sik i needa day to rest but i cnt me + march = money.

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:50 PM

forget i even told u... i thought u would care... nope i was wrng... but on a better note im on my way to visit my sister i missed her.

clevohardcore - 3-19-2012 at 09:52 PM

cherry sky gettn a whoooo table wat wat shower wash me bby yee

Colin - 3-20-2012 at 10:26 AM

Quote: Originally posted by clevohardcore

cherry sky gettn a whoooo table wat wat shower wash me bby yee

all I can decipher from this one is that it sounds like it could be a lyric to some shitty rap song

clevohardcore - 3-20-2012 at 11:42 AM

I don't understand any of it. How is it possible that she can procreate?

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:30 PM

slirp smile repeat

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:31 PM

smell whats inside... concidr it aroma therapy

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:32 PM

i got so fukd up for my sistr bday so much fun if i could remembr lol oops i love u sister

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:33 PM

yeee... im goin out to the bar n ur nt

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:33 PM

i jus wnt to go to bar!

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:33 PM

its my sisters 21st bday. i wish i could spend it with her... but ima get drunk for her so wach out south sac its on.

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:34 PM

my sisters gunna b 21 tomro.. n im so pissed i cnt go out with her. im geting waisted fuk it.

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:34 PM

its my gpas bday ima have to go sunday. if u wntd to go satday u could *missin my sister*

clevohardcore - 3-25-2012 at 09:35 PM

lets all get drunk fosarah tomaro. *missin my sister*

Colin - 3-26-2012 at 01:35 AM

saw some older guy at my work rocking a shirt that said OMG WTF Is Happening To The English Language?

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