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'weird' celebrity baby names

XHonusWagnerX - 1-17-2008 at 11:07 AM

Gillian Anderson - (daughter) Piper Maru
Arthur Ashe - (daughter) Camera
Erykah Badu - (son) Seven Sirius
David Bowie - (son) Duncan Zowie Heywood
Christie Brinkley - (daughter) Sailor Lee
Nicholas Cage - (son) Kal-el
Tom Cruise - (daughter) Suri
Courtney Cox - (daughter) Coco Riley
Bob Geldof - (daughter) Fifi Trixibelle
Michael Hutchence - (daughter) Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Jason Lee - (son) Pilot Inspektor
Penn Jillette - (daugher) Moxie CrimeFighter
Robert Rodriguez - (son) Rocket Valentin, (son) Racer Maximillano, (son) Rebel Antonio, (son) Rogue, (daughter) Rhiannon
Sylvester Stallone - (daughter) Sage Moonblood
Frank Zappa - (son) Dweezil, (son) Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, (daughter) Moon Unit, (daughter) Diva Muffin

DAK - 1-17-2008 at 01:29 PM

Fucking hippies.

newbreedbrian - 1-17-2008 at 01:32 PM

retarded. i do work with a guy named kal-el though. his dad was a pretty big superman freak apparently

Discipline - 1-17-2008 at 01:32 PM

Moxie Crimefighter is a stupid name to give your kid, but at the same time it sounds kind of cool.

defstarsteve - 1-17-2008 at 01:39 PM

kneel before me son of jor-el

XHonusWagnerX - 1-17-2008 at 01:53 PM

Penn was on Howard Stern this morning and talked about his family. He said that Moxie was a test tube baby which was interesting, but then they had a son 'the regular way' after she was born. He didnt really explain the name Moxie, but he said that his wife didnt have a middle name and thought they were useless so they were not going to give her one. Then someone suggested giving her a funny one. Penn had written a story where a character said "Call me CrimeFighter" so they used CrimeFighter. He also said that his wife got pulled over and when the cop came to the car she introduced him to the daughter and the cop let them go with a warning because the kids name was CrimeFighter.

clevohardcore - 1-18-2008 at 03:18 AM

celebs are funny

Voodoobillyman - 1-18-2008 at 04:32 AM

RE-TAR-DED, I liked Sailor Lee though.

JawnDiablo - 1-18-2008 at 07:41 AM

i was in target the other day and this bitch was yellin MAHOGANY MAHOGANY! lookin for her kid. i thought that was funny

BDx13 - 1-18-2008 at 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
i was on fulton mall in brooklyn a few years ago and this woman was yellin CALIBER! CALIBER! lookin for her kid. i thought that was funny

JawnDiablo - 1-18-2008 at 09:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BD
Quote:
Originally posted by juandiablo
i was on fulton mall in brooklyn a few years ago and this woman was yellin CALIBER! CALIBER! lookin for her kid. i thought that was funny


you must be kidding?
are you?

BDx13 - 1-18-2008 at 10:55 AM

not kidding, juan.

upyerbum - 1-18-2008 at 12:09 PM

"How to set a child up for substance abuse and failure" - by a bunch of self-important, self-agrandising Hollywood jerks.

Lucabrasi - 1-18-2008 at 01:08 PM

Jason Lee - (son) Pilot Inspektor

best name up there.