100 Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms

Discipline - 1-21-2008 at 04:00 PM

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundam...

Some fucking classics in this one.

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The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.

clevohardcore - 1-21-2008 at 04:56 PM

You know that that is bullshit right?

Still funny though.

Discipline - 1-21-2008 at 05:04 PM

You can follow links to the forums where they were posted. Plus I've heard fundamentalists say things dumber than those.

DaveMoral - 1-21-2008 at 07:35 PM

Haha. KJV... probably one of the most tampered with versions of the Bible ever to exist. Minor wording changes completely skew the text in many areas.

morgan - 1-22-2008 at 01:41 AM

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
I guess "a" doesn't count as a word.

"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"
What the fuck?

morgan - 1-22-2008 at 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
I like the one about apes being naturally lust crazed for human women

I didn't make it that far. I had to stop out of pure disgust.

JawnDiablo - 1-22-2008 at 07:27 AM

Jeebus freaks both frighten me and amuse me at the same time....

upyerbum - 1-22-2008 at 09:45 AM

Wow, just wow. I'm completely speechless.