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Whats a good way to fuck with someone....

XHonusWagnerX - 2-15-2008 at 11:59 PM

That you kinda dont like... and you have their email address and you wouldnt mind seeing them get out of control spam mail? :saint:

JawnDiablo - 2-16-2008 at 12:03 AM

take a soiled diaper....
and smear it under the handle of the driver side door on their car....


peanut butter on the windshield wipers

transmission fluid / power steering fluid bath to the car...

cheese on the hood

i like fucking up cars...sorry

hack their ebay and bid on gay sex toys / porn

set up a phony email / aim / myspace and act like you are some fag that found their add in a gay sex listing

i did all these....they were all fun

defstarsteve - 2-16-2008 at 12:19 AM

sign them up for every gay porn site mailing list you can find
and then every conservative christian site...
then
call the fbi and tell them he/she is a terrorist and give them the email...
and sit back as they suffer

JawnDiablo - 2-16-2008 at 12:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by defstarsteve
sign them up for every gay porn site mailing list you can find
and then every conservative christian site...
then
call the fbi and tell them he/she is a terrorist and give them the email...
and sit back as they suffer


damn thats a good idea

**diablo plots on coworker whil drunk**

clevohardcore - 2-16-2008 at 03:18 AM

Thats pretty mean.

XnMeX - 2-16-2008 at 09:46 AM

Honus, I know you know Bill so you know he is my best friend and all, but we like fucking with eachother for fun. He was SOOOO close to this happening.

I'll give you a breakdown of "events"...

I got a call from some guy saying "Yeah, I'm looking for banky Edwards. (which right there from the Chasing Amy name refference I knew it was Bill). I got your email about a quote, now you wanted 12 autopsy saws?"

About 5 minutes later I get "Yes, I am looking for Holden McNeil. I got your email about a quote for 23 vending machines."

And I let them know "I don't know anything about these emails, must be some dumbass playing tricks."

My followup was GREAT! I emailed a local church in Bills town and told them basically this. "I am a recovering heroin addict as I have been a parapalegic all my life and need help finding the word of god. I live on the 2nd floor and need help to get outside and my roomate does not want to help me get to church. Can you come by and read some scripture to me? Beeing in a wheel chair makes it hard for me to get to church and I am soo depressed. I don't want to go back to my old ways. And please bring me a copy of the bible so I can read the good word on my own. Here is my address, email me back to let me know what time is good for you."

Went back and forth with emails, and I had the "rev" go over at a time I knew he would be home. UNFORTUNATLY, his fiance was out front and saw a bible thumper walk up and go "Does Bill live here?" and she said "No, there is no Bill that lives here."

FUCK! All that work for nothing!

So, my ultimate plan (which I decided against)...

Bill works with 1-800-got-junk?, junk removal service. I went on Americas Most Wanted's website and kept looking for wanted men that looked slightly like Bill. Sure enough, I found a heavyset white male, bald, a bit older than Bill but close enough in size / looks where an "annonomus tipster" might make a mistake. I had planned on dropping a tip stating "Hello AMW, I believe I have spotted "insert criminals name here, which his first name was actually BILL!). I had employed the services of 1800gotjunk and I know the guy that came over from the Portsmouth NH branch is the man you were looking for. I hope this helps for you to catch him!"

I decided against that one. :rodent:

XnMeX - 2-16-2008 at 09:48 AM

How bout this Honus... Post the email address up here, we'll help you out!

(might not be a great idea though since they could eventually google search their email and find this post if you did that, unless you don't care.)

clevohardcore - 2-16-2008 at 02:53 PM

I just hope its not me.:)