Discipline - 3-1-2008 at 01:08 PM
My friend called me to tell me about his adventures last night. He went to a bar, got shitfaced, picked up a chick and brought her back to his place.
After fucking her, he realized she was really annoying and clingy and that he really wanted her to leave. He didn't want to be mean, but he really
wanted her to leave. He told me he's got a fool-proof way of getting women to voluntarily leave, and he's used it a couple of times. He rolled over
and asked her for a "blumpkin." (Look it up online if you want a laugh) She asked him what that meant so he told her. She gave him a really
disgusted look then threw her clothes on at light speed and bolted.
I'll have to remember that trick should the need ever arise.
Furly - 3-1-2008 at 02:47 PM
if I had a nickle for all the times I've been asked,..........
Furly - 3-1-2008 at 02:48 PM
wait, I wonder if I'm annoying and clingy?
Discipline - 3-1-2008 at 04:07 PM
In the future, ask before you bolt.
Furly - 3-1-2008 at 04:47 PM
who said i bolted 
Discipline - 3-1-2008 at 07:01 PM
Kinky!
JawnDiablo - 3-1-2008 at 08:09 PM
the bucking bronco works too from what they say....
DaveMoral - 3-2-2008 at 03:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHA gross.