ARIES (March 20-April 21): You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You
are a prick.
TAURUS (April 22-May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bull-headed. You are nothing but a communist.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You expect too much for too little. This
means that you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things
off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer
LEO (July 23-August 22): You consider yourself a born loser. You whine about everything because you think you never get your way. Others think that
you’re an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can not tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos spend most of their
time kissing mirrors.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): You are the logical type and hate disorder. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos
make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances
for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores, and all Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a relentless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There have never been
Capricorns of any importance. You should kill yourself.
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.
PISCES (February 19-March 20): You have a vivid imagination and often think that you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your friends and people resent you for flaunting you power. You lack confidence and are generally a dip-shit.clevohardcore - 3-3-2008 at 03:32 PM
Virgo.CR83 - 3-3-2008 at 03:35 PM
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Originally posted by clevohardcore
Virgo.
Can I be both a pimp and a bus driver?XHonusWagnerX - 3-3-2008 at 03:40 PM
PISCES (February 19-March 20): You have a vivid imagination and often think that you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your friends and people resent you for flaunting you power. You lack confidence and are generally a dip-shit.DAK - 3-3-2008 at 03:41 PM
LeoBDx13 - 3-3-2008 at 04:20 PM
I'm off to prison!clevohardcore - 3-3-2008 at 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by ChrisReed83
Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
Virgo.
Can I be both a pimp and a bus driver?
^^^^^^^^^ Hell, I think most pimps ARE busdrivers. At least in my town they are. You know things are bad when even the local pimp has to get a second
job. JawnDiablo - 3-3-2008 at 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisReed83
Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
Virgo.
Can I be both a pimp and a bus driver?
^^^^^^^^^ Hell, I think most pimps ARE busdrivers. At least in my town they are. You know things are bad when even the local pimp has to get a second
job.
Virgo here also.
I'd load up the back of the bus with hoes and charge a special rate for hoe usage.morgan - 3-3-2008 at 05:09 PM
Apparently I'm a cheap bastard who's bisexual and into incest... Damn that sucks.CR83 - 3-3-2008 at 05:24 PM
"hoe usage" = brilliance.Furly - 3-3-2008 at 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by BD
I'm off to prison!
chris - 3-3-2008 at 05:37 PM
Also a Pisces.Discipline - 3-3-2008 at 06:29 PM
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a relentless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.
The first part isn't me at all. The last two sentences are pretty much right though.JawnDiablo - 3-3-2008 at 08:44 PM
defstarsteve - 3-3-2008 at 11:23 PM
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Originally posted by ChrisReed83
Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
Virgo.
Can I be both a pimp and a bus driver?
ditto
late 22nd/early 23rd for me...
and I am both at all times...gavin - 3-3-2008 at 11:35 PM
TAURUS (April 22-May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bull-headed. You are nothing but a communist.
its all true
damn you and your zodiac voodoonewbreedbrian - 3-3-2008 at 11:57 PM
ARIES (March 20-April 21): You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You
are a prick.
