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Discipline - 3-13-2008 at 03:50 PM

That's how my balls are feeling right about now. Just in case you were in need of an up to the minute update on my current situation.

JawnDiablo - 3-13-2008 at 04:08 PM

I shat 3 times so far today, and plan on going at least one more time before bed.
Figured I'd add in too.
Why not.

XHonusWagnerX - 3-13-2008 at 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
I shat 3 times so far today, and plan on going at least one more time before bed.
Figured I'd add in too.
Why not.


What the hell did you eat?

XHonusWagnerX - 3-13-2008 at 04:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Discipline
That's how my balls are feeling right about now. Just in case you were in need of an up to the minute update on my current situation.



What the hell did you fuck?

Discipline - 3-13-2008 at 05:49 PM

Neighbours dog. Why?

bombidol - 3-13-2008 at 05:54 PM

whats your shit record? no not talking diarrhea or food poisoning or whatever. I'm taking full on hardcore dumps. A few months ago I scared the hell out of myself by taking 7 full browns in 8 hours.

CR83 - 3-13-2008 at 06:01 PM

"7 Full Browns" = awesome.

Furly - 3-13-2008 at 06:11 PM

Since it's ok to talk about balls and shit, I suppose it's ok for me to talk about the blood clots the size of chicken nuggets coming out of my vagina. They suck, and I need a belly rub.

Siczine.com - 3-13-2008 at 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Furly
Since it's ok to talk about balls and shit, I suppose it's ok for me to talk about the blood clots the size of chicken nuggets coming out of my vagina. They suck, and I need a belly rub.


Are we talking semi solid or full on blood rocks?

And damn I thought 4 shits in one day was a lot. WRONG.

Furly - 3-13-2008 at 06:19 PM

A good mixture of both. How woman don't die from losing this much blood is beyond me.

Siczine.com - 3-13-2008 at 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Furly
A good mixture of both. How woman don't die from losing this much blood is beyond me.


I always wondered this myself. And I thought....well, women typically have a longer life expectancy than men do, perhaps because women have to make so much new blood every month that somehow keeps the body healthier, thats until menopause anyway.

Discipline - 3-13-2008 at 06:39 PM

The most full-on dumps in one day for me was 5 or 6. The worst was when I caught a case of salmonella. I was spraying pure liquid out of my ass 14-15 times a day for weeks. It SUCKED.

JawnDiablo - 3-13-2008 at 08:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Quote:
Originally posted by juandiablo
I shat 3 times so far today, and plan on going at least one more time before bed.
Figured I'd add in too.
Why not.


What the hell did you eat?


nothing out of the ordinary.
i like to take 3 a day
i feel healthy dropping a few lbs

clevohardcore - 3-13-2008 at 10:28 PM

I don't shit anymore on account of all the coffee I drink and the lack of water replenishment throughout the day. I seriously only drink coffee anymore. Its terrible. BUt when I do finally wolf down a couple glasses of water my insides like break fucking loose. Its so damn weird. I shit and fart like crazy. My stomach starts to rumble when I do that, like a earthquake.

JawnDiablo - 3-14-2008 at 06:42 AM

first coffee of the day = instant dookie.

Siczine.com - 3-14-2008 at 09:34 AM

Yeah man, coffee is like a natural laxative for me.

BDx13 - 3-14-2008 at 02:57 PM

i'm gonna register 7fullbrowns.com

DaveMoral - 3-15-2008 at 09:28 AM

HAHAHHA. Another famous Thorp shit thread.

I have had some wicked farts lately. What the hell?

XnMeX - 3-15-2008 at 09:53 AM

I was worried one time because I was shitting green shit (what my fiance refers to as "Festive-poops" since it was around Christmas when it happened). I was worried enough to google it and see what was up.... I had switched over to drinking grape flavored crystal light pretty stedily and the dyes are what made me shit green. I guess purple and brown makes green. The color wheel is full of shit!

JawnDiablo - 3-15-2008 at 11:10 AM

yes.
i drank fierce purple gatorade on monday and had a wicked jungle dump tuesday morning.

Discipline - 3-15-2008 at 03:03 PM

I remember going to Canada's Wonderland (big amusement park) as a kid whe they had a Smurf's area. We got some Smurf ice cream which was vanilla with blue dye in it. Later at home my step-brother called me into the bathroom to see his "blue masterpiece."

bombidol - 3-15-2008 at 04:16 PM

I want half the revenue from 7fullbrowns.com

bombidol - 3-15-2008 at 04:17 PM

When we were on tour we were so bored we broke it down into color. So if you needed a piss you needed a "Gold", a shit was a "brown" if you needed to bust a nut you needed a "white" or if you needed all 3 you needed a "beige"

Discipline - 3-16-2008 at 02:30 PM

I miss living in a house. Only one bathroom in my apartment. It used to gross my sister out, but when I lived with my folks if Ii stunk up the bathroom real bad, I'd pause and wipe up and go to the other floor to the other bathroom to finish off.

JawnDiablo - 3-16-2008 at 03:27 PM

dude, thats pretty evil, and also genious

Discipline - 3-16-2008 at 04:25 PM

My old roommate used to say that normal people shit, but that I unleash hell on earth when I plant my ass on the toilet.

DaveMoral - 3-17-2008 at 01:05 AM

Discipline... Oh My God. Seriously. You're one sinister dude.