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a pirate

gavin - 3-17-2008 at 09:10 AM

walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants
the bartender says "hey man, you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants"
the pirate says "aaaarrrgggg it's driving me nuts"

BDx13 - 3-17-2008 at 09:20 AM

my daughter has been calling me 'pirate daddy' and forcing me to talk in 'pirate voice' for well over a month.

don't think she's ready for that joke yet, though.

gavin - 3-17-2008 at 09:24 AM

why was tigger looking ine the toilet?

he was trying to find pooh

JawnDiablo - 3-17-2008 at 09:57 AM

somebody's on their third cup of joe.....

gavin - 3-17-2008 at 09:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by juandiablo
somebody's on their third cup of joe.....




finished my third cup thank you very much

MikeCore - 3-17-2008 at 11:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MrBadVibes
walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants
the bartender says "hey man, you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants"
the pirate says "aaaarrrgggg it's driving me nuts"


I first read this joke on the inside of one of wifes Ben Folds CD's. Pretty good joke. :yes:

JawnDiablo - 3-17-2008 at 11:27 AM

i shared these with my coworkers and they got a hoot out of them...
don't stop now dude

Furly - 3-17-2008 at 01:04 PM

I only got one, my daddy told me it.



Why did god create yeast infections?



So woman can see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt.

gavin - 3-17-2008 at 01:08 PM

what did the 0 say to the 8?



nice belt

clevohardcore - 3-17-2008 at 01:20 PM

ahahahahahaahahahahahaa:)

CR83 - 3-17-2008 at 02:03 PM

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My daughter loves the "tigger" joke.