JawnDiablo - 3-22-2008 at 01:05 PM
Last night some friends an Moira and I hit some local bars. Captain Janks from the Howard Stern show was making an appearance at this one local place
where a friend of ours works. He was giving cds away and crap and people were doing some odd stuff to win crap. One dude apparently sucked his own
cock down in the basement where the pool tables were..yeah he sucked his own cock....anyway he raffled off some crap and one dude won a crank call.
this big biker dude. nice guy but not by any means somebody I would want coming after me. Janks takes his cell phone and calls dudes boss and tells
him he is from the Upper Darby police department and they just caught the guy sucking somebodys dick in the parking lot and dude is a convicted sex
offender on the megans law list and sht. This guy grabs Janks and throws him against the wall and flips out on him. I thought it was over for him.
Janks hightailed it out of that place so fast that he left a bunch of his stuff.
also..
While in Dunkin Donuts this morning, I was looking though the newspaper wile waiting for my order and saw that Kenneth Keith Kalenback was arrested in
Chichester for attempting to lure a girl into hs car....
DAK - 3-22-2008 at 06:09 PM
Sweet.
XHonusWagnerX - 3-23-2008 at 09:47 AM
hahhahahahahah HEY NOW!
Thats good stuff...