On Howard Stern they just reveiled that Kenneth Keith Kallenbach past away last night. He was transfered from the jail to the emergency room and has
been reported dead this morning.
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Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, 39, is alleged to have attempted to lure a girl into his car on Chichester Avenue on Monday. Kallenbach has appeared on TV
and radio shows.UPPER CHICHESTER — In his book “Private Parts,” Howard Stern called Kenneth Keith Kallenbach “the ultimate airhead.”
Upper Chichester police are calling him a predator.
Kallenbach, 39, was arrested on Monday for allegedly grabbing a girl who was walking along Chichester Avenue and attempting to pull her into his car.
The self-described standup comic, whose specialty is blowing air bubbles out of his eyes, was arrested on charges of luring a child into a motor
vehicle and two counts of harassment, according to court documents.
At about 1:30 p.m. Monday, Upper Chichester Patrolman Michael Smalarz was dispatched to the CVS store in the 3600 block of Chichester Avenue for a
reported attempted abduction. When Smalarz arrived, he found the girl, shaking and crying, according to the criminal complaint.
The alleged victim told the officer that she was walking south on Chichester Avenue when a silver car began honking its horn. When she looked over at
the car, the driver, a white man in his 30s with shoulder length brown hair, began yelling at her to come over to his car, the complaint states.
The girl ignored the man and kept walking. The man allegedly persisted, and when he stopped for a red light at Chichester Avenue and Bethel Road, he
yelled to the girl, “Come on in and get a ride, it’s me, Kenneth Keith, I know your mother, she told me to pick you up,” according to the complaint.
Not knowing the driver of the car, the girl ignored him and continued walking. When she reached the intersection of Chichester Avenue and Kingsman
Road, the silver car turned onto Kingsman and the driver jumped out. He approached the girl, and asked her to get into his car because he knew her
mother, the complaint states.
When the girl tried to walk away, the man allegedly reached out, grabbed her jacket and began pulling her toward his car.
The victim began to scream, pulled away and ran north on Chichester Avenue, according to the complaint. The man jumped into his car and drove away.
The girl gave police a description of her attacker and the name he used. Smalarz was familiar with Kallenbach and went to his home a short distance
away, the complaint states.
The victim was taken to Kallenbach’s home and immediately identified him as her attacker, the complaint states.
Kallenbach, of the 1900 block of Bergdoll Avenue, Boothwyn, was arrested, arraigned by Magisterial District Judge David Griffin then remanded to
Delaware County prison. He was released on Thursday on $50,000 bail.
Kallenbach’s resume, posted on his Web site, lists a number of television and radio appearances as well as commercials and bit parts he’s had in
several movies.
On the Pennsylvania Court Web site, there is a different compilation of Kallenbach’s background, including two DUI arrests and a 2007 arrest for
operating a vehicle without the ignition interlock. That is a device that tests a driver’s breath by requiring them to blow into a small handheld
alcohol sensor unit attached to the dashboard.
Kallenbach’s next scheduled appearance is a preliminary hearing in Linwood District Court Tuesday.BDx13 - 4-24-2008 at 09:00 AM
good.newbreedbrian - 4-24-2008 at 10:34 AM
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good.
DAK - 4-24-2008 at 12:43 PM
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good.
JawnDiablo - 4-24-2008 at 12:46 PM
dead from what?
forced sodomy?Discipline - 4-24-2008 at 12:50 PM
What kind of parents give their kid a name that gives him the initials KKK?JawnDiablo - 4-24-2008 at 12:53 PM
ha yeah seriouslybarc0debaby - 4-24-2008 at 12:58 PM
Hopefully he got stabbed in jail.JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 4-24-2008 at 12:59 PM
excellent...now I don't have to hear his annoying Philly super-accent on the show anymore. No offense to you Philly people hereXHonusWagnerX - 4-24-2008 at 01:03 PM
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dead from what?
forced sodomy?
complications from pnemoniaupyerbum - 4-24-2008 at 05:28 PM
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What kind of parents give their kid a name that gives him the initials KKK?
The same kind that raise a kid who grows up and tries to drag little girls into his car. Good riddance to bad rubbish.clevohardcore - 4-25-2008 at 09:49 PM
NO fucking clue who this loser but good fucking riddanceXHonusWagnerX - 4-25-2008 at 11:14 PM
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NO fucking clue who this loser but good fucking riddance
He was a part of the 'whack pack' on Howard Stern and he had been on Lenno a few times. He also had some bit part in Jerry Mcguire and a few other
movies.Six66Mike - 4-25-2008 at 11:27 PM
By the sounds of it, its not worth the time doing a Google search to find out who the fuck Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was, I've never heard of him.BKT - 4-27-2008 at 10:02 AM
