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keanu reeves movie night.

clevohardcore - 4-26-2008 at 12:18 AM

Its a long story. I'll elaborate later.


Last night it was THE REPLACEMENTS.

Tonight its SPEED and LITTLE BUDHA

Tommorrow its BILL AND TEDS EXELLENT ADVENTER and THat recent movie called the LAKE HOUSE.

tireironsaint - 4-26-2008 at 12:38 AM

Why would you do this to yourself? Personally, I think he automatically ruins anything he's in. No matter how good the storyline, writing, other actors, director, or any other aspects of the movie might be, if he's in it, it's gonna suck shit through a straw.

newbreedbrian - 4-26-2008 at 12:41 AM

*shudders*
seriously one of worst actors in history....dude.

DaveMoral - 4-26-2008 at 09:02 AM

The first Matrix is the only movie that's ever been able to transcend Keanu Reeves' surfer acting.

XHonusWagnerX - 4-26-2008 at 09:49 AM

damn... what about point break!?!?

clevohardcore - 4-26-2008 at 09:58 AM

O I still have POINT BREAK, and DEVILS ADVOCATE and some other movie but I forgot the ttile.

Discipline - 4-26-2008 at 10:07 AM

I like Point Break only because it's so bad. The Replacements was a great flick, and I liked Devil's Advocate. Other than those I stay away from anything with Keanu Reeves.

WINTHESKIN - 4-26-2008 at 12:13 PM

His best flick in my opinion is Rivers Edge.Movie is classic

JawnDiablo - 4-26-2008 at 12:15 PM

I still think of Bill & Ted whenever his name is mentioned.

DaveMoral - 4-26-2008 at 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
damn... what about point break!?!?


He plays himself in that movie.

clevohardcore - 4-26-2008 at 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by WINTHESKIN
His best flick in my opinion is Rivers Edge.Movie is classic









^^^^^^^^^^THis is one movie I can't get or find. I read a biography book on him and it raved about Keanu in it. One of his brightest flashes of acting.

JawnDiablo - 4-26-2008 at 05:58 PM

amazon
thats where i got mine

MikeCore - 4-26-2008 at 07:37 PM

All these movies are terrible. Stick with the Matrix trilogy and Constantine.

Discipline - 4-26-2008 at 08:04 PM

Constantine was okay, but The MAtrix was fucking terrible. I didn't bother with the two sequals. Dark City has a similar story, came out first, and was 100 times better.

JawnDiablo - 4-26-2008 at 09:57 PM

What's Dark City?

Siczine.com - 4-26-2008 at 10:07 PM

Matrix is awesome I don't care what any of you say.

clevohardcore - 4-26-2008 at 10:10 PM

I know someone who named there child NEO.

tireironsaint - 4-26-2008 at 10:22 PM

The Matrix is one of the biggest piles of shit I've ever fucking seen. I didn't wanna watch it in the first place, but got dragged along by some friends who couldn't understand why I wasn't overjoyed to go see it.

Discipline - 4-26-2008 at 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint
The Matrix is one of the biggest piles of shit I've ever fucking seen. I didn't wanna watch it in the first place, but got dragged along by some friends who couldn't understand why I wasn't overjoyed to go see it.


That's how I saw it too. Fucking terrible.

barc0debaby - 4-27-2008 at 08:04 AM

Dude theres a bomb on this thread.


No Keanu...wrong forum.

clevohardcore - 4-27-2008 at 11:42 AM

GIVE ME YOUR OPINIONS OF KEANU. I will use them in my class that I am giving a speech in. Cus be funny angry bitter whatever. I can use them for my speech and presentation for my final. I jsut need more opinions of this actor from the veiwing public.


Why does he suck?

WHy do you like or dislike him?

etc. Anything you can think of. It would be a great help.

JawnDiablo - 4-27-2008 at 11:47 AM

I think he's in the closet, but that has nothing to do with stuff.
His acting is pretty bad. He seems to have one emotional tone and I can't shake that dumb surfer dude vibe I get from him.
The parts he plays are just always super exagerated for him to be playin. Like if bruce willis played them ok, but him comeon.
He shoulda stuck to his 80s movies
but he's super rich and i am broke so whatever.
i refuse to use the name Keanu.
I call him Canoe.

barc0debaby - 4-27-2008 at 12:56 PM

A close friend of mine used to sell him coke.

MikeCore - 4-27-2008 at 01:59 PM

He's fine as long as he doesn't talk too much. If he says more then 5-6 words per scene the movie sucks. I don't know why you guys are hating on the Matrix. Good plot, GREAT EFFECTS (watch it in 1080p w/Dolby TrueHD and if you dont change your mind, check your pulse), and good plot. I will admit the first two where on point but the third was a little too sci-fi for me.

JawnDiablo - 4-27-2008 at 03:05 PM

i was ok with the first 2 but half way through part 3 I was like what the fuck is this?

tireironsaint - 4-27-2008 at 04:15 PM

Good plot? You're outta your mind, that thing is a giant turd with no worthwhile attributes. If I wanna see those kind of effects I'll watch some Kung Fu movies and enjoy the added benefit of much better acting.

Siczine.com - 4-27-2008 at 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Good plot? You're outta your mind, that thing is a giant turd with no worthwhile attributes. If I wanna see those kind of effects I'll watch some Kung Fu movies and enjoy the added benefit of much better acting.


Are you out our your mind?

I could understand someone saying it's overrated but to say its a pile of shit or or a gian turd is a bit much. Seems like people just like to hate to be a contrarian.

Siczine.com - 4-27-2008 at 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Good plot? You're outta your mind, that thing is a giant turd with no worthwhile attributes. If I wanna see those kind of effects I'll watch some Kung Fu movies and enjoy the added benefit of much better acting.


And there is no fucking kung fu movie that has the same special effects.

Discipline - 4-27-2008 at 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Siczine.com
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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Good plot? You're outta your mind, that thing is a giant turd with no worthwhile attributes. If I wanna see those kind of effects I'll watch some Kung Fu movies and enjoy the added benefit of much better acting.


Are you out our your mind?

I could understand someone saying it's overrated but to say its a pile of shit or or a gian turd is a bit much. Seems like people just like to hate to be a contrarian.


I hated it and thought it was terrible, but that's because I prefer a good story over flashy special effects. To me the story in the Matrix was weak and the acting was even worse. I was really disappointed in Lawrence Fishburne who I normally really enjoy. To me, The Matrix was all style over substance, hence why I think it was fucking terrible.

Barnesey - 4-27-2008 at 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
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Originally posted by WINTHESKIN
His best flick in my opinion is Rivers Edge.Movie is classic









^^^^^^^^^^THis is one movie I can't get or find. I read a biography book on him and it raved about Keanu in it. One of his brightest flashes of acting.


Probably in my Top 10 and the soundtrack isn't half bad either. You can find that movie pretty much anywhere that sells movies online.

Siczine.com - 4-27-2008 at 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Discipline
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Originally posted by Siczine.com
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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Good plot? You're outta your mind, that thing is a giant turd with no worthwhile attributes. If I wanna see those kind of effects I'll watch some Kung Fu movies and enjoy the added benefit of much better acting.


Are you out our your mind?

I could understand someone saying it's overrated but to say its a pile of shit or or a gian turd is a bit much. Seems like people just like to hate to be a contrarian.


I hated it and thought it was terrible, but that's because I prefer a good story over flashy special effects. To me the story in the Matrix was weak and the acting was even worse. I was really disappointed in Lawrence Fishburne who I normally really enjoy. To me, The Matrix was all style over substance, hence why I think it was fucking terrible.


That's your opinion. I personally think the story was pretty fucking good.

tireironsaint - 4-27-2008 at 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Siczine.com
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Originally posted by Discipline
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Originally posted by Siczine.com
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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Good plot? You're outta your mind, that thing is a giant turd with no worthwhile attributes. If I wanna see those kind of effects I'll watch some Kung Fu movies and enjoy the added benefit of much better acting.


Are you out our your mind?

I could understand someone saying it's overrated but to say its a pile of shit or or a gian turd is a bit much. Seems like people just like to hate to be a contrarian.


I hated it and thought it was terrible, but that's because I prefer a good story over flashy special effects. To me the story in the Matrix was weak and the acting was even worse. I was really disappointed in Lawrence Fishburne who I normally really enjoy. To me, The Matrix was all style over substance, hence why I think it was fucking terrible.


That's your opinion. I personally think the story was pretty fucking good.
It's my opinion too. There really isn't anything more than the poorly fleshed out skeleton of a story there at all and it's pretty apparent from the acting of some of the decent actors involved (like Fishburne) that they didn't feel it was a worthwhile expenditure of effort. By the way, the effects I was referring to are the fight effects which it's common knowledge that they were taken directly from thousands of Kung Fu movies that have been using that stuff for decades.

MikeCore - 4-27-2008 at 07:40 PM

I said the movie had GOOD acting and GREAT effects. The acting got more stale with each installment IMHO.

barc0debaby - 4-27-2008 at 07:53 PM

I just thought it was a good movie cause I was high. :karate: