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Communism?

XHonusWagnerX - 4-29-2008 at 09:11 AM

So in theory, communism sounds like it could work. Its also pretty similiar to the way a union works.

So why is it that communists are so bad?

defstarsteve - 4-29-2008 at 11:44 AM

becasue it involves people and by nature people are greedy and selfish and will take every advantage to fuck someone else over
none of which would work in communism...

BDx13 - 4-29-2008 at 03:24 PM

Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

CR83 - 4-29-2008 at 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by defstarsteve
becasue it involves people and by nature people are greedy and selfish and will take every advantage to fuck someone else over
none of which would work in communism...


Perfect answer. Bottome line- Greed.

defstarsteve - 4-29-2008 at 03:43 PM

I used to believe in communism when I was younger, and still had some faith in humanity

and it could work with the right people working together...
but then somebody is going to sleep with someone elses wife, or goat, or whatever...
and jealousy will ensue, and it all falls apart.

people suck and there is nothing we can do to change it

DeathByForce - 4-29-2008 at 03:44 PM

Greed is a basic animal instinct. People always assume it isn't but it is. It's just so often linked with money.

Siczine.com - 4-29-2008 at 05:34 PM

Democracy looks great on paper too.

upyerbum - 4-29-2008 at 05:40 PM

I'm all about monarchies. Its the only way to go, man.

defstarsteve - 4-29-2008 at 05:41 PM

it's good to be the king- mel brooks

upyerbum - 4-29-2008 at 05:51 PM

Plus, when they fuck it all up, you've only got one guy to kill, and the rest will tread softly after you stick the first guy's head on a pole.

I keep trying to drive the point home to people, that the parliamentary system of government was approved by the monarchy, because it is completely fucking impotent as a means of accomplishing anything. We just end up with a bunch of fucking morons arguing for the sake of it, and pointing fingers like little kids on a playground, fighting amongst themselves. Doesn't anybody read Machiavelli anymore?

Siczine.com - 4-29-2008 at 05:58 PM

Machiavelli was doing peyote when he wrote The Prince

XHonusWagnerX - 4-29-2008 at 06:50 PM

ANARCHY!

Siczine.com - 4-29-2008 at 07:18 PM

Anarchy is the stupidest shit ever.

clevohardcore - 4-29-2008 at 07:23 PM

communism is stupid.


*me changing the words to a NEGATIVLAND song*

upyerbum - 4-29-2008 at 07:33 PM

"We are an anarcho-syndicalist commune!"

Six66Mike - 4-29-2008 at 09:28 PM

Greed, power & money ruin it, nobody's ever truly experienced social communism on this planet. External capitalist influence is simply too great for communism to work and people's inherit ability to fuck things up.