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f*cking retards, or retards f*cking?

random - 5-16-2008 at 05:09 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/roughsex_dc;_ylt=AsCXeu6YBuwZ1_vB...


OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.

The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.

The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.

Furly - 5-16-2008 at 05:23 PM

Damn, no pictures!

I want to see the heart.

upyerbum - 5-17-2008 at 02:27 AM

How exactly do you accidentally press too hard and puncture someone's heart? have you ever tried to stab someone in the heart, or had someone try to stab you in the heart? You gotta' be tryin' pretty hard to put a knife in someone's heart is all I'm sayin', and I'm not quite sure how the word accident applies to this scenario.

Six66Mike - 5-17-2008 at 03:21 AM

now playing: Dead Hearts

JawnDiablo - 5-17-2008 at 10:26 AM

never had sex with no knives...nope..not gonna...retards

morgan - 5-17-2008 at 11:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by juandiablo
never had sex with no knives...nope..not gonna...retards


Sounds like a good policy to live by.