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what would Nicole do to meet BonJovi?

XHonusWagnerX - 5-23-2008 at 06:41 AM

This was a phone call on Howard Stern. Woman calls and wants to meet BonJovi, says she will do anythng so they put her to the test.....



She will:
take a cockroach tampon
Go to the world trade center with a sign saying "I love Osama Bin Laden"
Go to Hyannis Port with a sign saying "Ted Kennedy deserved brain cancer"
lick a tigers asshole
taste semen samples from all the Stern show guys & decide which tastes best
go to a childrens cancer ward & spit on terminal kids
eat the cooked leg of a 5 year old


She won't
be dropped into an active volcano
let Richard Christy put a booger in her vagina
let a mouse live in her vagina for an hour
fuck Artie
get pregnant, have an abortion at 4 months and eat the cooked fetus

XnMeX - 5-23-2008 at 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
This was a phone call on Howard Stern. Woman calls and wants to meet BonJovi, says she will do anythng so they put her to the test.....



She will:
take a cockroach tampon
Go to the world trade center with a sign saying "I love Osama Bin Laden"
Go to Hyannis Port with a sign saying "Ted Kennedy deserved brain cancer"
lick a tigers asshole
taste semen samples from all the Stern show guys & decide which tastes best
go to a childrens cancer ward & spit on terminal kids
eat the cooked leg of a 5 year old


She won't
be dropped into an active volcano
let Richard Christy put a booger in her vagina
let a mouse live in her vagina for an hour
fuck Artie
get pregnant, have an abortion at 4 months and eat the cooked fetus


Now Stern should have her do some of these fucked up things and then not come thru on having her meet Bon Jovi.

upyerbum - 5-23-2008 at 07:13 AM

yeah, but would Bon Jovi want to meet her after she did that? PAINT MY HOUSE!!

Voodoobillyman - 5-23-2008 at 08:11 AM

Wow, I'm usually real cool about shit, but some of that was pretty fuckin offensive. I am getting old. That is the reason I have never or never will listen to Stern. He's a douche. Just my opinion, not an attack on any of his fans, to each their own.

clevohardcore - 5-23-2008 at 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Wow, I'm usually real cool about shit, but some of that was pretty fuckin offensive. I am getting old. That is the reason I have never or never will listen to Stern. He's a douche. Just my opinion, not an attack on any of his fans, to each their own.









^^^^^^^ Ya I agree. I'm come on some of that shit is plain sick. Not shocking anymore, but seriously sick.

MyOwnWay - 5-23-2008 at 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
yeah, but would Bon Jovi want to meet her after she did that? PAINT MY HOUSE!!


Hahahaha!

joemaconmovies - 5-23-2008 at 09:44 AM

i think stern is just fucking around with her to see what kind of a loser she really is just to meet some washed up has-bin 80's hair band. and unless he's really gonna have her do one of those things, he more then showed she's a fucking dumb ass cunt.

XHonusWagnerX - 5-23-2008 at 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by joemaconmovies
i think stern is just fucking around with her to see what kind of a loser she really is just to meet some washed up has-bin 80's hair band. and unless he's really gonna have her do one of those things, he more then showed she's a fucking dumb ass cunt.


He defintily wont have her do any of that stuff, it was all a joke.

Another one of the things that she said she WOULD do was sticking a Double A battery in her ass and try to smuggle it through the metal detectors at the airport.

The conversation with Nicole about BonJovi staretd because last week they had a game with Tabitha Stevens (the porn star) to see what she would do to come on the show again, because she cries (literally) when she isnt invited on the show at least every few months.

Anyway.... the list was a bunch of insane stuff and Tabitha said she would do a bunch of it. They did have her do one thing in the studio during the game....

Gary came in and clipped his toenails. They put them on top of a cupcake. She ate the cupcake with the toenails. Yuck!

clevohardcore - 5-23-2008 at 10:42 AM

Look, I know it was a joke. If he were to attempt any of this he would be arrested and so would the peoples hwo allowed it to happen. What I am saying is that you let this careless attitude of joking go long enough and some moron somewhere will attempt it. Not saying it hasn't happened yet but seriously I am getting old I guess and this stuff just isn't funny.


Nevermind me, I just can't ge the joke anymore I guess.

Voodoobillyman - 5-23-2008 at 11:03 AM

Yeah, I definitely knew it was a "joke" but Stern is not funny to me. He has no good taste whatsoever, I know it's stick in the mud. If anyone thinks spitting on terminally ill kids is a funny kind of topic, please step out into the street and walk into oncoming traffic. Again, not an attack on anyone personally, I know plenty of people who dig him and his schtick, it just has no value to me.

joemaconmovies - 5-23-2008 at 12:07 PM

i'm not saying i find it hilarious. i guess i just found it more of a test of what a fucking idiot this nicole is. i dunno. i don't think a lot of that shit is even illegal guys. some, yes. but most, i don't think so.

XHonusWagnerX - 5-23-2008 at 12:13 PM

He keeps me enterained most days and when Beetlejuice is on no matter how bad of a mood I am in he makes me laugh. I fuckin love Beetle!

I get what everyone is saying and it is totally a matter of taste in what you think is funny or not. But as far as the joke going on long enough and someone actually trying that stuff, Im not to sure. If thats true than it could be said of everything from movies to videogames and even though there are stupid people out there we can all suffer because someone dumb might do something dumb.

BKT - 5-23-2008 at 01:10 PM

I hope this whore gets gang raped.

MM.

joemaconmovies - 5-23-2008 at 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by metal mulisha
I hope this whore gets gang raped.

MM.


ouch. little bit much man. she's just a dumb cunt. no need to gang rape her.

gavin - 5-23-2008 at 03:54 PM

huge stern fan here
have been since the first week in philly in 198whatever
i like him more now then i did then

this segment was goofy cuz i hate hearing airhead chicks talk about anything let alone meeting bon friggin jovi for christs sake

gang raped?
good lord M.M. relax yourself over there
go lift some weights and get that anger out hommie

Murk - 5-23-2008 at 04:14 PM

this was just posted on Howard TV, so i'll read all this later.

XnMeX - 5-23-2008 at 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by metal mulisha
I hope this whore gets gang raped.

MM.


I will disagree.... not for the reason of "Thats a little much." but for this reason....

LAST thing this world needs is a dumb cunt like that getting pregnant. ;)

BKT - 5-23-2008 at 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by XnMeX
Quote:
Originally posted by metal mulisha
I hope this whore gets gang raped.

MM.


I will disagree.... not for the reason of "Thats a little much." but for this reason....

LAST thing this world needs is a dumb cunt like that getting pregnant. ;)


aaahahahahahhaah.

Have a good weekend buddy.

MM.