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I broke my edge on beer can chicken!

XHonusWagnerX - 6-29-2008 at 09:15 PM

Not sure if I posted these before or not. I just found them on my computer and laughed at them again. Its lyrics to a sXe song I wrote one day bored at work after listening to to much 'Good Clean Fun'

It smelled so good, so tender & sweet
How did I know, I shouldn't eat
That glistening bird, so golden brown
Who knew it, would take me down
That dark path, another gateway drug
Now I'm just, a junkie thug
I held so strong, to my straight edge
And I still could, if I had gone vedge!

18 years old, no drugs, no drinkin
But what the fuck was I thinkin
It wasn't even finger licken'
I broke my edge on beer can chicken!

I wasnt even hungry, why did I eat
That evil alcohol enfused meat
I lost my edge & quit my crew
Covered my poison free tattoo
No more X's, only whoas
No more stage dives & no more shows
I was so young, posi & quirky
Why couldn't it have been Tofurkey!

18 years old, no drugs, no drinkin
But what the fuck was I thinkin
It wasn't even finger licken'
I broke my edge on beer can chicken!

XnMeX - 6-29-2008 at 10:23 PM

I remember when you showed me this. Frigin HILARIOUS! Someone needs to record this.

Spoiler - 6-29-2008 at 11:13 PM

haha thats some funny stuff

xChino_Martinezx - 6-29-2008 at 11:25 PM

:lol: that's really cool, Honus

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Originally posted by XnMeX
Frigin HILARIOUS! Someone needs to record this.

MyOwnWay - 7-1-2008 at 09:33 PM

Those lyrics rule. NRSV needs to get on this song immediately.