Who'd win in a fight between ...

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 08:59 AM

... a carnivorous goat with bat wings and a baboon with blades strapped to his forearms?

DAK - 7-7-2008 at 09:56 AM

the baboon

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 10:01 AM

Ok. Then if in round 2 the baboon had to fight a camel that was a black belt in Aikido?

Discipline - 7-7-2008 at 10:07 AM

Baboon.

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 10:09 AM

Right. The baboon is now at stage 3. His next opponent is a cat with a crocodile's face.

Furly - 7-7-2008 at 10:16 AM

I'm going with the cat.

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 10:19 AM

The baboon was obviously knackered after those first 2 fights. So the cat with the crocodile face is swallowing the last piece of hairy goodness when along comes a new challenger!
It's a Polar bear with spider legs!

JawnDiablo - 7-7-2008 at 10:42 AM

the hunter with the gun filming it

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 10:45 AM

The hunter with the gun filming it takes a pot shot at it, grazes it's ass with a shot and merely enrages it. The beast devours the hunter leaving his camera unharmed and still rolling. The face off between the polar bear with spider legs and the cat with a crocodile face continues ...

bombidol - 7-7-2008 at 11:10 AM

polarspider

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 11:16 AM

Polar spider eats the living shit out of crococat. But the smell of blood has attracted unwanted attention. It's a frog with a shark head and wasp's eyes.

clevohardcore - 7-7-2008 at 11:37 AM

THe E. coli from the bacteria in the polarspiders poop = revenge on the shark thing.

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 11:42 AM

Unfortunately the "shark thing" has inherited the sharks unbelievably powerful immune system, which laughs at E. Coli the same you you'd laugh at a drunk russian farmer falling off a unicycle. The polarspider has wasted it's time shitting and has fallen prey to the sharkfrog with the wasp eyes.

clevohardcore - 7-7-2008 at 11:50 AM

But the polar-SPIDER on Evan BIOHAZARDS back would destroy all that is living.

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 11:52 AM

HAHA! Yeah that'd be fairly rockin! It'd have to fight a waspbat which has Rob Halford on it's back!

Dave - 7-7-2008 at 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
But the polar-SPIDER on Evan BIOHAZARDS back would destroy all that is living.

BUT.......could it beat a praying mantis-wolf, with danzig on it's back?

it'd really be pure evil.....

:rolleyes:

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 03:56 PM

Only if the praying mantis wolf could breath fire.

Dave - 7-7-2008 at 04:58 PM

what if it were just radio-active insted?

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 05:02 PM

Hmmmm. Radioactive you say? Is radioactivity a tool of the evil hordes that lurk in the shadow realm?

Dave - 7-7-2008 at 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Skinny P
Hmmmm. Radioactive you say? Is radioactivity a tool of the evil hordes that lurk in the shadow realm?

that is Danzig to a tee........ :spin:

Skinny P - 7-7-2008 at 06:32 PM

Yeah he's all about that shite! If he was astride a pure black warhorse, with a buxom she devil on the saddle behind him, and he had a battle axe in his hand and was surrounded by the bodies of dead angels with their wings chopped off.......
HE WOULD FUCKING LOVE IT!

RomanticViolence - 7-8-2008 at 11:46 AM

Good stuff.

I have nothing to add here with the animals but i would like to quote Doug Stanhope by saying "A retard beats a autistic in a death match"

On a side note:
The other day during one of my many moments of mental diarrhea i had a disturbing thought….

How fucked up would a Freddy Krueger on roller skates or a Jason Voorhees that could fly be?

clevohardcore - 7-8-2008 at 12:45 PM

If Ray of Today spit the same green stuff out of his mouth that THE FLY did in that 80's movie, but the spit was "straight edge krishna power" spit that made everyone Krishna. He would convert all and the Deer would rule the world because of vegetarianism.

Skinny P - 7-8-2008 at 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
If Ray of Today spit the same green stuff out of his mouth that THE FLY did in that 80's movie, but the spit was "straight edge krishna power" spit that made everyone Krishna. He would convert all and the Deer would rule the world because of vegetarianism.

Terrifying thought.