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A limrick for you

Discipline - 7-17-2008 at 11:10 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

Siczine.com - 7-17-2008 at 02:40 PM

"Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin"

hahaha that's grimey

moron - 7-18-2008 at 07:51 AM

There once was a man from Sydney
Who put it in up to her kidney
But a man from Quebec
Put it up to her neck
He had a big one, didn't he?

SS76 - 7-18-2008 at 11:33 AM

there once was a cheapskate named dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
the stiff was missing a tit
and smelled like shit
but think of the money dave saved!

xChino_Martinezx - 7-18-2008 at 09:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shootingscars
there once was a cheapskate named dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
the stiff was missing a tit
and smelled like shit
but think of the money dave saved!


hahaha