I had Chinese food for lunch today, and when I cracked open my fortune cookie at the end of the meal, there was nothing inside.ENDERA.x - 4-13-2005 at 05:10 PM
uh ohBDx13 - 4-13-2005 at 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by ENDERA.x
uh oh
i know, right!?GabeTexasGAMC - 4-13-2005 at 05:24 PM
hahaha YOU ARE DOOOOOOOOOMED!defstarsteve - 4-13-2005 at 05:48 PM
I used to always get nothing...
and now look at me...
run don't look back just run nowTTF - 4-13-2005 at 06:34 PM
Hey Duane, welcome to my world.moron - 4-13-2005 at 07:42 PM
well, I had chinese food yesterday and they didnt even bother to send me a fortune cookie.Killthehumans - 4-13-2005 at 09:46 PM
isnt it obvious? it means I deserve a free t-shirt.tireironsaint - 4-13-2005 at 11:07 PM
Whatever you do tonight Duane, DON'T GO TO SLEEP!!BDx13 - 4-13-2005 at 11:20 PM
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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Whatever you do tonight Duane, DON'T GO TO SLEEP!!
that shouldn't be hard.Gooch - 4-14-2005 at 04:48 PM
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Originally posted by Big Duane
I had Chinese food for lunch today, and when I cracked open my fortune cookie at the end of the meal, there was nothing inside.
sounds like a line from a bad emo song.MyOwnWay - 4-15-2005 at 11:54 PM
A friend of mine got a fortune cookie that read:
If you are still hungry, eat another fortune cookie.Boogie Capone - 4-16-2005 at 04:57 PM
Mine said "that was not chicken".GabeTexasGAMC - 4-16-2005 at 11:58 PM
hahahahha!xPARROTx - 4-17-2005 at 11:25 AM
if word gets out...someone at the fortune cookie sweatshop is gonna lose a fingerRomanticViolence - 4-23-2007 at 10:20 AM
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Mine said "that was not chicken".
awesome!DaveMoral - 4-23-2007 at 12:00 PM
I always get 2 fortunes... weird.BKT - 4-23-2007 at 02:58 PM
If I had to guess it means the same as all the other fortunes that one finds in those cookies. Nothing.
Or it means that one of the workers on the fortune cookie line was not paying attention.
MM.necrobutcher - 4-23-2007 at 07:43 PM
Maybe it is a metaphorical statement on nothingness and the only way to find enlightenment is through emptiness.
Or maybe I'm talking out of my ass (I'm leaning towards the latter)stateofdisgrace - 4-24-2007 at 02:26 PM
Happened to me once. Then I asked for another fortune cookie. The guy behind the counter said:
(insert Chinese accent) "no more fortune for you!"
That's it. Just no more fortune's for you........MyOwnWay - 4-24-2007 at 02:28 PM
Amazing how this thread was from two years ago, and there was a post from me. Christ I've been here for a while.upyerbum - 4-24-2007 at 07:06 PM
