Originally posted by xChino_Martinezx
everyone here needs to chill before someone ends under Gavin's lawnmowing machine...
so it's time for a hatebreed joke for all of us to enjoy the moment and laugh together like a good family:
Jesus, Satan and Jamey Jasta get out of the mosh pit and head to the bar for a drink... Jesus asks the bartender for a glass of water and turns it
into wine... he's a badass immortal hippie... satan asks the bartender for a glass of holy water and turns it into the most brutal russian vodka...
this is the real satan, not Danny Diablo pretending to be evil and cool because he uses the devil's face and name for promotions... the real satan
lives next to Gavin and pays him 30 bucks to mow his lawn... finally, Jamey Jasta approches the bartender and asks him for a glass of milk, then with
a Clint Eastwood/Schwarzenegger look in his eyes, he turns his milk into chocolate milk, chewing and spiting the chocolate into the milk so he can
enjoy it and still look tough in front of the other hardcore kids...
and if you didn't like my joke, BD is gonna break your balls! |