REV.PAULIE - 11-24-2008 at 01:38 PM
it's not for their breath...or,their attempts at being witty/charming/sensitive/tough/understanding,et al...
it's because they lose shit.
'found me an iPhone in the gutter in front of my bar,last night.
my old bass player works for Apple at the main chocalate factory in Cali...at&t,like me...'gonna get this bitch running...
then,i'll be cool...like all the cool kids...they STILL won't talk to me,but i can at least look stylish when i converse with my imaginary
friends...you'd be surprised at how trendy THEY can get...sheesh!
and $20 bucks in the cash machine,as well...i know why they're called "cash machines",now...everytime i look in one - there's CASH!
fuck getting a bank account,yo...
just follow drunk-ass white boys...
great joke:
how do you know when someone has an iPhone"
THEY TELL YOU.
rev.pb
clevohardcore - 11-24-2008 at 01:44 PM
"great joke:
how do you know when someone has an iPhone"
THEY TELL YOU. "
^^^^^ That is like a Chris Rock. It's funny AND it's true.
REV.PAULIE - 11-24-2008 at 01:47 PM
i can't believe i misspelled CHOCOLATE.
sorry,oh bretheren of the gut...
rev.pb
Discipline - 11-24-2008 at 01:58 PM
Cell phones are evil.
JawnDiablo - 11-24-2008 at 02:10 PM
I haven't found any cool shit in a while.
An I Phone is an excellent find Paul.
I doubt I'd ever use half the crap it does, but I could sell it.
Mickey - 11-24-2008 at 02:21 PM
You must be working at one of them fancy bars hahaha.
REV.PAULIE - 11-24-2008 at 02:28 PM
we aint got plastic monkeys or bamboo umbrellas...much to my chagrin.
rev.pb
upyerbum - 11-24-2008 at 06:05 PM
I used to find all kinds of shit along the front of the bar after closing, people pulling money out of their pockets, spilling shit all over the
floor.
JawnDiablo - 11-24-2008 at 09:48 PM
back in the day a friend of mine had this job working security at some club in philly.
it was kinda his job to confiscate drugs.
which always made for a great time at practice.
man them were the days.
i get ill just lookin at the shit now...
BDx13 - 11-24-2008 at 09:59 PM
HA!
same when i worked security at raves in bmore/dc.
it was part of the job to confiscate contraband.
i never touched the stuff, so i had no need for it.
there was a bonus for handing it in.
a big one.