this might be the worst thing ever

BDx13 - 12-2-2008 at 11:55 AM

(it's safe for work, but not your mental health...or your ears.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

Discipline - 12-2-2008 at 12:20 PM

They should all be shot in the kneecaps and have their voice boxes ripped out.

clevohardcore - 12-2-2008 at 12:27 PM

WTF?

CR83 - 12-2-2008 at 12:49 PM

It was only a matter of time until two shitty genres of music came together as one craptacular event.

"Let's Get Freaky Now"? I want to punch there faces for hours on end.

jonnynewbreed - 12-2-2008 at 12:52 PM

West Coast Hard Core Rules.

thedog - 12-2-2008 at 03:34 PM

that was terrible.

newbreedbrian - 12-2-2008 at 04:59 PM

i weep for humanity once again.

gavin - 12-2-2008 at 05:06 PM

its better than shelter

upyerbum - 12-2-2008 at 07:40 PM

in the immortal words of Charlie Brown, "Good Grief".

morgan - 12-2-2008 at 08:02 PM

Friend of mine sent me this over the weekend. I don't even know where to begin with all the things that are wrong with this.

JawnDiablo - 12-2-2008 at 09:21 PM

my son just punched me for playing it....

upyerbum - 12-2-2008 at 09:27 PM

He's a good boy.

Dave - 12-2-2008 at 09:44 PM

if this is the way of the future, its a sad sad day for music......

BDx13 - 12-3-2008 at 12:44 AM

the "amish" tag is the best thing about that photo.

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave

this is my favorite poster and it sits beside my poster of the NKOTB and Madonna......

WTF, dave?

Why would you post that?

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 08:56 AM

thats the 'band' in the video........

and its funny :crazy:

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 09:53 AM

I know but why did you say, and I quote:

this is my favorite poster and it sits beside my poster of the NKOTB and Madonna......

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 10:11 AM

HMMM, isn't this your old apartment??

CR83 - 12-3-2008 at 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
HMMM, isn't this your old apartment??

Oh my God, you even put the poster on the wall in the background. Hilarious.

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 10:29 AM

point and match....... :punk:

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 10:37 AM

Well although there is nothing funny about that picture of me the posters hanging on my wall are awesome...but they belong to my wife who as you know very well rules the roost.

My home is a montage to all things flowers and girly while I have one small room in my house for all my bro shit.

I consider myself trumped but i've learned to use photoshop to Dave. This doesn't end here!

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 10:57 AM

haha

Dave 1 - Jonny 0

CR83 - 12-3-2008 at 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
Well although there is nothing funny about that picture of me the posters hanging on my wall are awesome...but they belong to my wife who as you know very well rules the roost.

My home is a montage to all things flowers and girly while I have one small room in my house for all my bro shit.

I consider myself trumped but i've learned to use photoshop to Dave. This doesn't end here!

Yep Mrs. R83 is the same way. I have a Miracle On Ice Framed pic on the wall and then my weight room is buried deep in the basement. Man, I can't wait to see what you two photoshop up against each other. I love that shit.

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 01:15 PM

mental note, dig out photo albums........

:baddevil:

Furly - 12-3-2008 at 01:40 PM

this sounds like it could get good! :smilegrin:

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 03:24 PM

Let's set some ground rules for this face off...

I only have access to photos on your facebook and there are only 3. You however have access to my entire history (fat, pimply, awkward and beyond) so let's keep it to tasteful photos.

What you do with them is open game but I pledge that I will not use any embarrassing photos of Dave Robertson.

BDx13 - 12-3-2008 at 03:56 PM

these rules suck!

hahahahaaa!

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 03:59 PM

you see, i have ten+ years of band photos/adventures at my disposal....

what does everyone else think, i should do....?

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 04:03 PM

Fuck everyone else. If you value your life you won't do anything stupid...

You know what, fuck it. Do what you want.

I have an assistant who is a whiz at photoshop. I'll make it his job to do nothing but fuck with your image over the next couple of days.

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 04:29 PM

I'll play nice, and this will be the only one in this vein of fun....

but really could anyone else really resist?

BDx13 - 12-3-2008 at 04:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

"oh shit, is that a Brokencyde poster on the wall behind you and the big wad in your hand?"

Discipline - 12-3-2008 at 04:52 PM

Classic!!!

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 04:54 PM

Dave...I don't know what you do on a regular sat night but this is just weird. What time did the maynoaise and vasoline come into play?

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 04:55 PM

Wow, someone circumsized me in my sleep.

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
I'll play nice, and this will be the only one in this vein of fun....

but really could anyone else really resist?

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 05:00 PM

Dave, I always knew you played in some shitty bands (heck I played in a few with you), but joining this bunch of fuck wads is an all time low for you.

Seriously man.

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 05:12 PM

Always eating at work...

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 05:14 PM

JawnDiablo - 12-3-2008 at 07:01 PM

this thread got way cooler as it progressed.
good work fellas

random - 12-3-2008 at 07:27 PM

the jerk off pic is the best so far. i didn't notice the posters until BD pointed it out. i think i woke up one of my sleeping roommates by laughing so loud.

but seriously, i never needed to know whether or not someone on the board still had their foreskin. NEVER!!!

Mark Lind - 12-3-2008 at 08:03 PM

There are several things that need to be addressed in this thread.

1. The video
Holy God. I never thought that two things I despise most could ever come together to form something I hate more than both parts. But let's be serious..... the kid doing the emo/metal screams..... how does it feel to be the least talented guy in the "band"? He probably thinks it makes him cool. He's wrong.

2. The picture of those guys.
One word: choads.

3. The Photo Shop war
Classic. I love the posters in the background on Jonny's record cover.

jonnynewbreed - 12-3-2008 at 08:46 PM

Look at dave as a baby. So cute.

DAK - 12-3-2008 at 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Discipline
They should all be shot in the kneecaps and have their voice boxes ripped out.

Dave - 12-3-2008 at 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jonnynewbreed

okay i laughed at this one......

Dave - 12-4-2008 at 12:01 AM

fucking photobucket.....took out my second one of Jonny......

Dave - 12-4-2008 at 12:35 AM

upyerbum - 12-4-2008 at 12:52 AM

I don't want to give anyone any ideas, but the one bad thing about being a singer is you've always got a microphone in your piehole.

DaveMoral - 12-4-2008 at 01:42 AM

HAHAHA. Johnny and Dave, hilarious.

This video and band... way way way way way uber gay. Even if they didn't have the fruity haircuts and the pink shirts and shoes it would still be gay.

jonnynewbreed - 12-4-2008 at 07:20 AM

I'm still laughing at the penis one...fucking priceless.

What I find really funny is that you probably had to google the word cock or boner which I find really funny as I only google tits and ass.

This most recent shot of me flipping my gang sign...i'm drinking a white russian (aka - the ultimate skid drink)

Dave - 12-4-2008 at 07:51 AM

i went to Wikipedia and typed in penis......just for your knowledge... :embaressed:

i'm gonna post that one again, cos it made me laugh....

jonnynewbreed - 12-4-2008 at 08:05 AM

too funny.

BTW - It's pizza dough gone very wrong.

DAK - 12-4-2008 at 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
too funny.

BTW - It's pizza dough gone very wrong.

Sure it is.

Dave - 12-4-2008 at 12:53 PM

jonnynewbreed - 12-4-2008 at 03:16 PM

nice one.

Dave - 12-4-2008 at 03:26 PM

Jonny what is with you and Madonna anyways?