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For all you sick bastards here... Very NSFW

morgan - 12-6-2008 at 06:40 PM

http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html

Send it to somebody you hate or just someone who you wanna fuck with their day.

Discipline - 12-6-2008 at 07:08 PM

That is fucked up. He didn't make a sound which is pretty damn surprising.:yawn:

JawnDiablo - 12-6-2008 at 07:16 PM

why
why
dudes bleeding quite a bit.
and yeah i didn't hear any sounds of pain.
but why

JawnDiablo - 12-6-2008 at 07:17 PM

that really might be the worst thing i have ever seen.

random - 12-6-2008 at 07:39 PM

Best part is when you can hear him mutter something under his breath at the very end, like "God damn, not again." Clearly this isn't the first time he's tried or the first time he failed. My recommendation would be to try a hard plastic object instead. Well, no, my recommendation would be not to try this at all, but the guy is way past the point of reason... so the recommendation after you're set on trying is to use hard plastic.

Dave - 12-6-2008 at 10:29 PM

i'm not even going to click the link....

Murk - 12-6-2008 at 10:53 PM

yep, that was fuckin' ill.

no matter what fucked up shit you see on the net, there's always a bigger fish.

that one is up there, for sure.

i wasn't sure where it was going, but when "the pop" happened, i was definitely caught off guard.

the uncircumsized penis and the veins bulging out of the bottom of dude's thighs add a nice touch.

Enyo - 12-6-2008 at 11:03 PM

I'm not looking.. seen too many things from efuct already. :shudders:

JawnDiablo - 12-6-2008 at 11:58 PM

i thought he was going to crap in the glass at first.....

SS76 - 12-7-2008 at 12:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by juandiablo
that really might be the worst thing i have ever seen.


jesus titty fucking christ....

Voodoobillyman - 12-7-2008 at 12:55 AM

oh my god

moforn - 12-7-2008 at 01:42 AM

no way I'm opening that- anyone want to write a cliff-note?

Voodoobillyman - 12-7-2008 at 02:00 AM

guy inputs a glass, glass breaks, dude bleeds real freakin bad.

Siczine.com - 12-7-2008 at 02:10 AM

Yeah, I don't know why it was named such.

Six66Mike - 12-7-2008 at 08:50 AM

Try explaining that one in the emergency room hahaha. Next time surely he'd choose a solid object as mentioned above, hard rubber/plastic/metal solid right through.

random - 12-7-2008 at 09:25 AM

No need to explain. He can just show them the video.

clevohardcore - 12-7-2008 at 09:44 AM

No way am I checking that out.

newbreedbrian - 12-7-2008 at 09:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
No way am I checking that out.

Voodoobillyman - 12-7-2008 at 10:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Enyo
I'm not looking.. seen too many things from efuct already. :shudders:


welcome to the boards, where at in VA?

Furly - 12-7-2008 at 12:39 PM

This is the first video I can recall that I really can't watch the entire thing.

XnMeX - 12-7-2008 at 01:38 PM

Man, I HATE when that happens! Now you gotta wait until the next pickle jar is empty to try it again.

Anyone else notice the fucked up scars on his ass and legs? I am guessing this is not his first and only "party trick".

BDx13 - 12-8-2008 at 10:30 AM

looks like taking a few days off from the board has served me well.
clearly, i have no need to see that video.

joey - 12-10-2008 at 03:30 PM

that is no nasty and he doesnt even flinch. I am a long time lurker... hello all

Voodoobillyman - 12-10-2008 at 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joey
that is no nasty and he doesnt even flinch. I am a long time lurker... hello all


Welcome, interesting choice for first post.

Siczine.com - 12-10-2008 at 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Quote:
Originally posted by joey
that is no nasty and he doesnt even flinch. I am a long time lurker... hello all


Welcome, interesting choice for first post.


hahaha

clevohardcore - 12-10-2008 at 05:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Siczine.com
Quote:
Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Quote:
Originally posted by joey
that is no nasty and he doesnt even flinch. I am a long time lurker... hello all


Welcome, interesting choice for first post.


hahaha






^^^^^^^^^^^ Maybe that him in the video?:singing:

BDx13 - 12-10-2008 at 05:40 PM

all right, all right.
quit breakin the new guy's balls

Voodoobillyman - 12-10-2008 at 08:53 PM

new guy, do your balls hurt?.....................possibly your anus? I kid I kid! Welcome

joey - 12-10-2008 at 09:47 PM

all of the above. i know the humor on this board

XHonusWagnerX - 12-19-2008 at 12:38 PM

I couldnt watch much past the glass breaking. Once the blood started, I bailed! Does anything else happen?

I think thats the first video like this that I couldnt watch.

clevohardcore - 12-19-2008 at 01:58 PM

DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT VIDEO? A dude shoves a pickle jar up his ass? AND IT BREAKS? WHAT THE FUCK?

BDx13 - 12-19-2008 at 02:17 PM

still ahven't watched.

random - 12-19-2008 at 03:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT VIDEO? A dude shoves a pickle jar up his ass? AND IT BREAKS? WHAT THE FUCK?


That's about half of it.

Enyo - 12-19-2008 at 03:39 PM

What is the other half?

I can't watch it..

Discipline - 12-19-2008 at 03:59 PM

He pulls the glass out of his ass while blood streams out.

Murk - 12-19-2008 at 04:24 PM

hahaha.

i told my gf about this video.

i finish explaining, she looks up and says, "wait....WHAT?!?!"

i re-explain and she's hung up on the fact that a dude could get a pickle jar up his ass.

i told a friend about it last week.

he almost threw up and had watery eyes for about 5-10 minutes.

personally, i think it's fake.

are assholes stronger than fists?

that blood looked really syrup-like.

that much blood loss requires immediate medical attention.

he can't just shove a roll of paper towels up there and wait for the bleeding to stop.

any poops he takes with open sores will be excrutiating and infectious.

something else will top this eventually, but it'll be hard.

Enyo - 12-19-2008 at 04:45 PM

Murk-

not having seen it, I'm not sure if it's fake, but I have heard of people breaking glass objects in their ass before.
Which is why they tell you NOT to use anything made of glass (except those lovely artistic dildos).

Murk - 12-19-2008 at 05:05 PM

what kind of glass object broke in the asses of the stories you've heard?

how did the ass-glass breakers resolve the incident?

Enyo - 12-19-2008 at 07:16 PM

Light bulbs. Surgery.

I went looking to find specific examples, but became queasy and had to give it up. Google glass in rectum.. you'll find plenty of horror stories.

Murk - 12-19-2008 at 08:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Enyo
Google glass in rectum.. you'll find plenty of horror stories.

nope.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22glass+in+rectum%22&b...

multiple entries about the same "drinking glass" incident in Bangladesh and the rest of the results describe Hemorrhoids as feeling like broken shards of glass in the butt.

Quote:
A fifty years old man was admitted in the Dept. of Surgery of Community Based Medical College, Bangladesh, Hospital with the history of pain and distension of lower abdomen for 4 days with obstipation for the same duration.

He gave history of being assaulted and forceful introduction of some foreign body per-rectally 5 days back. History, clinical examination and abdominal X-rays diagnosed the case as impacted foreign body in rectum.

He was undergone laparotomy and a big drinking glass was extracted from sigmoid colon. Patient developed subcutaneous stitch infection postoperatively and discharged from the hospital after controlling the infection.


somebody shoved a big drinking glass up the ass of a 50yr old dude and he kept it in there for 4 days and it didn't break.

i wonder why he waited so long?

i wonder what he did that others felt the need to respond by shoving a big drinking glass up his butt?

random - 12-19-2008 at 08:56 PM

I think I said it on the first page, but I didn't think the video is as disgusting as others. 2 girls 1 cup was much worse. So was the BME pain olympics. I mean, it's bad. But that guy has definitely been practicing and experienced this before. It's gross. But gargling shit as in 2G1C takes gross to a different level. And the penis mutilation in pain olympics is just disturbing. At least I can sort of laugh at this retard for not learning his lesson and trying again.

Murk - 12-19-2008 at 09:04 PM

2G1C was fake, so is Salsa Snack and BME.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1130071onecu...

random - 12-19-2008 at 09:05 PM

Yeah, but I didn't know that when I saw it. It was exposed afterwards. Hell, I think I only saw both after you guys posted them. So I thought they were gargling actual human feces.

XHonusWagnerX - 12-19-2008 at 11:10 PM

whats Salsa Snack? And what parts of BME are fake?

Six66Mike - 12-20-2008 at 01:06 AM

Yeah I'm curious to know what party of BME is fake lol.

BD you dunno what you're missing out on here, check out the guy with the busted ass.

Murk - 12-20-2008 at 01:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
wow... SalsaSnack is grosser to me because it looks like a gyno exam in addition to all the other gross factors!


http://www.thorprecords.com/boards/viewthread.php?tid=9682#p...

Murk - 12-20-2008 at 01:47 AM

i just watched the BME Final Round video for the first time.

ill as fuck, but it's a series of quick edits.

Final Cut Pro mixed with "special FX" is a dangerous thing.

i can't find the Salsa Snack video anywhere other than torrents.

i worked at a video store with internet access for a while.

this smart-ass teenager always came in there talkin' shit.

he was telling me about 2G1C, i told him that it was pussy compared to SS.

he then went up to the internet terminal and checked it out.

he came back down, with a weird look on his face and said, "YOU SICK FUCK! you ruined my life!"

i told him i hadn't actually seen SS, but since he came in talkin' big about 2G1C, all i was sayin' was that it wasn't as shocking as other stuff.

he left shaking his head.

after that, he would always come asking if i had found anything sicker than that.

when i said no, he would then tell the customers that i had fucked him up with the sickest video ever.

fun times.

morgan - 12-20-2008 at 02:39 AM

I will agree salsa snack was pretty vile.

I still think the one that was the most painful to watch was spankwire. Don't have the link at the moment for it but yeah its pretty much fucked up.

random - 12-20-2008 at 08:35 AM

I'm guessing this is spankwire: http://www.spankwire.com/Article.aspx?id=51835

Some parts were really bad, but I am afraid I'm becoming desensitized. Can't find salsa snack, but I saw the description on urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=salsa%20snack

And here's the bme pain olympics (final round):http://www.worminater.co.uk/videos/adult/index.php?play=BME%20Pain%20Olympics.swf


Is there a different bme pain olympics video floating around? Either I saw a different one before or I saw spankwire under the title of bme pain olympics.

Enyo - 12-20-2008 at 01:17 PM

AAAAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?! I am scared for life now.

random - 12-20-2008 at 01:26 PM

From which one? Or just the description of salsa snack?

Enyo - 12-20-2008 at 02:40 PM

http://www.spankwire.com/Article.aspx?id=51835


This one. Seriously.... what makes a person think "it seems a good idea to cut my sac open" and then after that NOT think "I probably need to get some help"

gavin - 12-20-2008 at 02:45 PM

what the fuck happened to people?
what happened to watchin 2 chicks making sweet sweet love in front of a camera and that being all ya needed?
i guess i never progressed past that.....thankfully

Lucabrasi - 12-21-2008 at 06:08 AM

Are there Tostitos involved in this "salsa snack"?

XnMeX - 12-21-2008 at 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lucabrasi
Are there Tostitos involved in this "salsa snack"?


Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa... our shark.