you need to read this now: Holland Township family angry that supermarket won't personalize cake for their son

BDx13 - 12-16-2008 at 06:09 PM

Seriously, where do i begin?

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holl...

Discipline - 12-16-2008 at 06:12 PM

Un-fucking-real. I can't belive they would name their kids that way.

random - 12-16-2008 at 06:32 PM

That's it. I'm moving to another country. Oh, wait...

random - 12-16-2008 at 06:32 PM

And fuck those people.

clevohardcore - 12-16-2008 at 06:50 PM

Jane's Addiction - had a album named NOTHINGS SHOCKING. That sounds about right. Morons should not reproduce.

random - 12-16-2008 at 07:03 PM

I had a feeling the story would pop up on stormfront. Keep in mind it's a white supremacist site before clicking (very NSFW), but it's here: stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=551751 (copy & paste) if you're curious. (BD, feel free to get rid of the link if you don't want any traffic from Thorp going over there.) Lots of the idiotic shit you'd expect, "I bet they'd do it if it was Mahatma Gandhi Smith". But these were my favorites:

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Originally posted by StraightWhiteMale
Great names, but not for kids! Are these parents completely ignorant? They seem to be, there child will always be picked on,discriminated against in work and other places, can you imagine how hard these kids lives will be because these 2 idiots were allowed to have kids and then name them those names? Just another example of where sterilization should have been done.

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Originally posted by Sword Brethren

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Originally posted by Mygeeto
do the parents have any idea the kind of trouble that kid is going to get into for a name like that? he'll probably never get a job or anything with that name.

My guess is that long-term planning is probably not one of their abilities, or else they wouldn't have given their daughter the middle name of Aryan Nation either.

Imagine how that will look on a driver's license, especially when you have to board a plane, present ID, or fill out a job application with your full name.

BDx13 - 12-16-2008 at 07:33 PM

great find, random.
i edited your post so it's not a direct link.

JawnDiablo - 12-16-2008 at 08:20 PM

I bet they didn't ask for a chocolate cake did they?
it cant be dark on the inside can it?
I Have a friend who rents a garage out in Boyertown PA.
The KKK hands out pamphlets at the traffic lights in full hood getup.
I tossed a coffee on the one dude's sheet one time.
Messy.
Hope he had clorox
That town is creepy with that crap.
Most of the residents are inbred looking and scummy.
pass the moonshine

BDx13 - 12-16-2008 at 09:08 PM

NY Daily news covered the story as well.
gotta love that paper - they're like half a breath away from being a tabloid.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/12/16/2008-12-...

Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler! Boy with nazi leader's name denied ShopRite cake

This Hitler youth is blond-haired, blue-eyed and just turned three.

Adolf Hitler Campbell is the middle child of three kids given Nazi-themed names by their parents, including a dad who denies the Holocaust occurred and decorates his home with swastikas.

"They're just names, you know," father Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times. "Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that."

Adolf has two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. The latter, just eight months old, was named for Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler.

The bizarre names came to public attention after a local ShopRite declined to provide the Holland Township, N.J., family with a cake inscribed "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler."
"Other kids get their cake," Campbell complained. "I get a hard time. It's not fair to my children. How can a name be offensive?"

The kids are growing up in a home festooned with a swastika in every room. The father wears boots that once belonged to a Nazi soldier, and claims a relative was a member of Hitler's feared Schutzstaffel.

The parents insist they are not racist, although they don't believe in mingling the races.

And Heath Campbell claims he doesn't understand why people are shocked when they hear his son's full name.

Someone give him a history book.

Voodoobillyman - 12-16-2008 at 09:58 PM

Those fuckers have every right to do this, dosen't mean it's the right thing to do. I hate people

JawnDiablo - 12-16-2008 at 10:57 PM

for some reason I think Schutzstaffel is a funny word.
kinda like Snuffelupagus.

Siczine.com - 12-16-2008 at 11:31 PM

I was just about to post this haha. I thought the article was a fucking joke at first. He named his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell?

I love how he claims not to be racist.

Siczine.com - 12-16-2008 at 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
I bet they didn't ask for a chocolate cake did they?
it cant be dark on the inside can it?
I Have a friend who rents a garage out in Boyertown PA.
The KKK hands out pamphlets at the traffic lights in full hood getup.
I tossed a coffee on the one dude's sheet one time.
Messy.
Hope he had clorox
That town is creepy with that crap.
Most of the residents are inbred looking and scummy.
pass the moonshine

Why even worry yourself with the thoughts whether or not that fucker can clean himself.

tireironsaint - 12-16-2008 at 11:52 PM

Awww, poor wittle Nazis are victims of discrimination....fucking moronic halfwits will never realize that their entire lives are a fucking joke.

Six66Mike - 12-16-2008 at 11:54 PM

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"Might as well put a sign around their (the children's) neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger," said Morrison. "What's the difference?"

I dunno about you guys but I really don't like the Anti Defamation League. These guys are nearly as bad as the actual racists most of the time.

Poor kid has a stupid name, don't see a problem writing it on a birthday cake though. They didn't ask for swastika's or anything. Of course now the media has the story and the family is getting the attention they obviously want, if they woulda just did the cake & gave it to them the family would have no attention.

DaveMoral - 12-17-2008 at 03:24 AM

Yeah, I read this earlier. My first reaction was "are these people seriously that retarded?" "We don't hate black people... we just don't mix with them socially or romantically." Hahaha.

Gayness. Even the white supremacists think they are stupid! Hah!

XnMeX - 12-17-2008 at 08:10 AM

I wonder if the cake was made with...

Yup, HAD to do it! I had thought about it after reading juandiablo's post about "I bet it wasn't a chocolate cake!" and laughing my ass off.

Might as well name your kids "Jeff My Parents Are Douchebags Torment Me For The Rest Of My Life Campbell"

Dave - 12-17-2008 at 09:12 AM

man i hope we hear about one of those kids in a few years, and they get married to a person from another ethnic group....

haha

be wicked

franklo - 12-17-2008 at 04:35 PM

A little off topic,but if your a racist can you eat mexican food? :spin:

Enyo - 12-17-2008 at 05:02 PM

Franklo.. I think so, but you'll need to pray over it first.

clevohardcore - 12-17-2008 at 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by franklo
A little off topic,but if your a racist can you eat mexican food? :spin:

well since your eating it then its ok. now if you were humping it then that would be wrong.

Siczine.com - 12-17-2008 at 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by franklo
A little off topic,but if your a racist can you eat mexican food? :spin:

hahahaha

Enyo - 12-17-2008 at 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore

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Originally posted by franklo
A little off topic,but if your a racist can you eat mexican food? :spin:

Hahahahaha!

But only if any other racists see you do it!

well since your eating it then its ok. now if you were humping it then that would be wrong.

Spoiler - 12-17-2008 at 08:37 PM

poor kids....that should be considered abuse.

thedog - 12-18-2008 at 02:02 PM

the pure stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me.
them poor kids.