My mom has told me about a crazy lady that lices a few houses down, but today was the first time I've seen her since moving in here. I was walking
back from getting my mail and saw her in her garage, vacuuming. The entire inside of the garage, ceiling included, is painted like a forest and she
has fake plants and shit in there. She was vacuuming the whole garage, including the ceiling. Apparently she also likes to vacuum her driveway and
the street infron of her house for cigarette butts and small bits of gravel and rocks.
Apparently she also likes to tell people, within the first five minutes of meeting them, about how her husband of 30 years publicly dumped her in
front of a hiking group they were a part of. She said he dumped her in front of everybody and then got in their car and left her there, so she had to
bum a ride home from another member of the group.
The stories about this woman go on and on. The general concensus in the complex is that she's a few bricks short of a load.BDx13 - 1-5-2009 at 04:53 PM
sounds like you might need to introduce yourself next time you see her out!
just remember to bring a chair and a drink.newbreedbrian - 1-5-2009 at 04:55 PM
yup, crazy people are entertaining. it's true.DaveMoral - 1-5-2009 at 09:39 PM
I hope one day to either be a crazy old man, or at least an eccentric old man.Discipline - 1-5-2009 at 09:48 PM
I'd like to be the old guy who sits on his porch with a shotgun drinking whiskey and yelling at people.Enyo - 1-5-2009 at 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by Discipline
I'd like to be the old guy who sits on his porch with a shotgun drinking whiskey and yelling at people.
I thought you were already that guy. barc0debaby - 1-5-2009 at 11:03 PM
