Thorp and Sailor's Grave Board

get laid (possibly nws)

defstarsteve - 2-19-2009 at 01:10 PM

http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm#

try to get in her pants
it's kind of addicting



barc0debaby - 2-19-2009 at 02:00 PM

Its creepy that you start outside the window.

defstarsteve - 2-19-2009 at 02:21 PM

Yeah and it gets creepier
but there are some explict scenes...
very odd game

DAK - 2-19-2009 at 02:37 PM

sweet

BDx13 - 2-19-2009 at 02:55 PM

man, what's a guy got to do!
we go for a walk, have some dinner, then drink too much or talk too much!

DAK - 2-19-2009 at 03:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BD
man, what's a guy got to do!
we go for a walk, have some dinner, then drink too much or talk too much!


No shit.:rolleyes:

Furly - 2-19-2009 at 04:21 PM

I was trying to be all romantic and shit. bitch shot me down. Said I get a 6 out of 10. I know she wants me tho. I can see it in her eyes.

Discipline - 2-19-2009 at 04:26 PM

Frigid bitch.

BDx13 - 2-19-2009 at 04:32 PM


i got to second base in the hot tub, but that's it.
steve must be the mack!


THIS THREAD IS NOW NSFW

BDx13 - 2-19-2009 at 04:53 PM

screen caps below....


























































clevohardcore - 2-19-2009 at 05:26 PM

now to break out the pocket pussy and blowup doll and electrocute my nipples. Technology is awesome.

jonnynewbreed - 2-19-2009 at 05:27 PM

that's bullshit.

defstarsteve - 2-19-2009 at 05:29 PM

I have gotten some boob and seen her titties but no real action
but if you download it you can see some other screen captures
there is much sex and oral...
apparently some 3 somes and the real winners can hit it twice...

bitch either gets drunk and passes out just freaks out...
google will get you some cheats to get some action, but i haven't gotten them to work

I can't even score with a virtual slut with cheat codes...
fuck my life

CR83 - 2-19-2009 at 06:30 PM

I wasn't really paying attention and was clicking around. Then I wound up walking in on her while she took a piss. I got denied from there.

morgan - 2-19-2009 at 06:31 PM

My life sucks enough without getting shot down by some virtual slut. Think I'll pass on this and save myself some frustration.

DAK - 2-19-2009 at 07:29 PM

I sucked her nipples then she ask if I wanted in her pants. So I tried and she shot me down.

Kid Ugly - 2-19-2009 at 08:12 PM

In that Marco Polo pic, that bitch on the left needs a cheeseburger or two.

DAK - 2-19-2009 at 11:12 PM

Finally got sum!!









defstarsteve - 2-20-2009 at 12:22 AM

congrats
now post how you did it...
we'll take your sloppy seconds

DAK - 2-20-2009 at 12:43 AM

Read her some poetry.
Compliment her.
Then kiss her on the cheek.
She'll ask you if you're over 18.
Click radio.
Dance Jazz (do nothing else but dance).
Go into the other room.
Click on the kitchen.
Grab the steaks.
Grab the wine.
Wait for the steaks on the grill.
Compliment her.
Talk to her.
Eat the steaks.
Drink the wine.
Go back in.
Go to the backyard.
Click on the bench.
Get the astronomy question right. (bottom of page for help)
Choose "flash her boobies".
Go back in.
Go on the couch.
Kiss her.
Drink some wine.
Touch her hair.
Kiss her.
Massage her back.
Drink some wine.
Caress her breasts.
Take her top off.
Caress her breasts.
Caress her breasts again.
Kiss her nipples.
Rub thigh.
Take pants off
Rub butt, take panties off.
if you can't figure out what to do now you should resign from human race.

I'm pretty sure this is the fastest way to get a 10, probably the fastest way to bang her overall.

Astronomy reference:
Triangulus: very middle of the map, maybe offset to the right and down a bit. It looks like a narrow triangle with the flat part up top and tilted to the left.
Aries: top left corner
Crater Copernicus: Center of the moon, a bit to the left, looks like a crater with flat surface round it (you can't miss it).
Sea of Tranquility: Right side of the moon.

DAK - 2-20-2009 at 12:45 AM

you can fuck or get bj in jeep

moforn - 2-20-2009 at 02:30 AM

That is addictive- I was late for a real date today because of it- but at least when I showed up I knew enough to introduce myself and read some poetry before going for a boob grab.

DAK - 2-20-2009 at 02:48 AM

Banged her in the hot tub too.

defstarsteve - 2-20-2009 at 03:24 AM

adde to daks
ask her to spend the night
let her get in bed first and hit it again

defstarsteve - 2-20-2009 at 03:35 AM

got her in the hot tub as well

looks like 4 drinks is the key