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22 oz. of Pain

random - 3-9-2009 at 07:44 PM

A brand new bottle of Olde-E Brew
22 oz. of pain for you
The fun begins when you drink one down
Act like a prick and dance like a clown
Drink so much you're gonna be sick
You ain't gettin mine so get off my dick

(Ya, Mike, you tell 'em holmes)

Drink, drink, drink till you can't see straight
This ain't Foster's and I ain't your mate
Olde-E's the shit, no foolin jack
Grab a 22 oz and you'll be the mack
22 oz. drink with the boys
Then get ready to make some noise
22 oz. of pain
I drank one then I came
It's gonna rock your brain
22 oz. of pain

Hangin' on the corner
Nothin' to do
Going to the store, gonna buy some brew
Bought a 22 oz.
Time to get busy
Pop the cap off
The shit's gettin busy
Cold as ice
The shit's so nice
Drink a bottle down and play some dice


(Yo, Mike, I was throwing up when I drank that shit. You are the man.)


Drink from the bottle
Drink it from the cup
Drink so much you'll get fucked up
Drink every day, till it becomes a habit
22 oz. for me you silly rabbit
Drink it all day
Drink it in the night
22 oz.of shit's dynomite!!


22 oz. of pain
I drank one then I came
It's gonna rock your brain
The 22 oz of pain



Started drinking early tonight, and ran out of booze. Just got back w/ a 4-pack of tallboy Budweiser (5% ABV). It's a No Redeeming... kinda night.

Siczine.com - 3-9-2009 at 10:56 PM

Fuck a 22 just give me a 40oz.

XHonusWagnerX - 3-10-2009 at 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by Siczine.com
Fuck a 22 just give me a 40oz.


44 will give ya more

Siczine.com - 3-10-2009 at 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Quote:
Originally posted by Siczine.com
Fuck a 22 just give me a 40oz.


44 will give ya more


For the price it is just not worth it. One 40 is cheaper than two 22's.

Mickey - 3-10-2009 at 05:48 PM

64, 64, 64, I don't think I can drink anymore

JawnDiablo - 3-10-2009 at 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mickey
64, 64, 64, I don't think I can drink anymore



yes!
do they still make them?
I used to go to some ghetto 40 store on 60th street under the el to get them.
damn thats a lifetime ago...

XHonusWagnerX - 3-10-2009 at 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mickey
64, 64, 64, I don't think I can drink anymore


SHIT SHIT SHIT... Thats what I ment! I blew it!!

Yo, pass the peas please party pooper party stops
64 will give ya more if ya scammin on the block
Red top red top bust open till ya stop
But if you're drinkin too slow you might kiss the steel toe
Just keep the sud from movin' everything's be fine
And the forty's stops here till I finish my rhyme

Murk - 3-11-2009 at 01:43 AM

anytime i hear about OE 800, i remember the 64oz bottles.

a joke in the jug world, but a titan in the hand held alcohol delivery universe.

they were less than $3, but you had to drink it swiftly otherwise you were left with 12-20oz of warm piss.

even putting it in the freezer for a half hour would only buy you an extra 15-20 minutes.

barc0debaby - 3-11-2009 at 01:51 AM

I wish they made tall boys of some NA shit. I may have gave up boozin, but I still love to drink beers.

franklo - 3-11-2009 at 12:54 PM

Reminds me of "tap the bottle -twist the cap", song
by young black teenagers.