Worst Tattoo Ever NSFW

barc0debaby - 3-16-2009 at 04:21 PM

bombidol - 3-16-2009 at 04:26 PM

god damn

clevohardcore - 3-16-2009 at 04:27 PM

what a idiot.

DAK - 3-16-2009 at 04:37 PM

BDx13 - 3-16-2009 at 04:38 PM

you know jaff is gonna break his heart.

XHonusWagnerX - 3-16-2009 at 05:09 PM

THIS IS ON ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS....

Murk - 3-16-2009 at 05:22 PM

i never thought i'd see a 2G1C tattoo.

JawnDiablo - 3-16-2009 at 06:14 PM

holy shit!
keep em comin!

random - 3-16-2009 at 07:30 PM

I remember the story of the pic from the original post, but what was the website that hosted it? And I'm still not completely convinced that tattoo is real.

DAK - 3-16-2009 at 07:42 PM

Is this Voodoo????

Mickey - 3-16-2009 at 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by DAK
Is this Voodoo????

Haha the shop that did that is called Big Dogz ink in Mass. Absolute worst stuff out there. Google his website and check it out for a laugh.

Mark Lind - 3-16-2009 at 08:30 PM

I can draw better than that.

barc0debaby - 3-16-2009 at 08:37 PM

Theres a shop down the block from my house called Charlies, that pumps out some whitetrash bullshit. Can't find any pics at the moment though.

Lucabrasi - 3-17-2009 at 02:36 AM

there is a pic online of a dude who has two mir-men on his back jacking each other off. Its like a full back piece.

barc0debaby - 3-17-2009 at 02:59 AM

XHonusWagnerX - 3-17-2009 at 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by Mickey
Haha the shop that did that is called Big Dogz ink in Mass. Absolute worst stuff out there. Google his website and check it out for a laugh.

that shop is near where I used to live and I still go by there sometimes. I always want to go in and see if they sell Tshirts because the art is SO bad!

Six66Mike - 3-17-2009 at 07:18 AM

LOL I wish the goatse one was real but it looks like a pic just overlaid ontop of this dude's chest.

Mark Lind - 3-17-2009 at 01:39 PM

Holy crap.
http://www.bigdogzink.com/ProtfolioLinks.html

Dave - 3-17-2009 at 01:57 PM

man i love mr. cool ice, classic.......

random - 3-17-2009 at 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Mark Lind
Holy crap.
http://www.bigdogzink.com/ProtfolioLinks.html

He's got some terrible shit, but this is the only one I seriously couldn't stop laughing at...

Also, you think this guy ever gets work done by actual tattoo artists and tries to strike up a conversation about being an artist, too, and owning his own shop... and then breaks out his portfolio?

random - 3-17-2009 at 02:05 PM

Also noticed it says Protfolio instead of Portfolio. So they can't draw or spell. Fuck, I'd rather commit a crime and get a prison tat than got tho these guys.

Mickey - 3-17-2009 at 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX

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Originally posted by Mickey
Haha the shop that did that is called Big Dogz ink in Mass. Absolute worst stuff out there. Google his website and check it out for a laugh.

that shop is near where I used to live and I still go by there sometimes. I always want to go in and see if they sell Tshirts because the art is SO bad!

I was going to take a trip out there just to get a shirt....but I don't think anyone else would get the joke

CR83 - 3-17-2009 at 03:32 PM

Terrible

Dave - 3-17-2009 at 03:43 PM

shit.......

newbreedbrian - 3-17-2009 at 05:32 PM

DAK - 3-17-2009 at 06:23 PM

Ha . This shit cracks me up.

barc0debaby - 3-23-2009 at 12:48 PM

CR83 - 3-23-2009 at 02:38 PM

MORE, WE WANT MORE!

These are awesome.

Voodoobillyman - 3-23-2009 at 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by DAK
Is this Voodoo????

Too funny bro, it is in fact an attempst at my avatar, very poor. A discredit to Pat

Voodoobillyman - 3-23-2009 at 04:18 PM

That fuck the police shit is a riot!

morgan - 3-23-2009 at 06:09 PM

How could you even look at yourself with such shitty ink? Do people just not realize how badly these "artists" suck?

random - 3-23-2009 at 07:01 PM

I love the douche who tried to get "Extreme" tattooed on his chest in shitty tribal-inspired lettering, but instead it says "Exreme." This is why you check the spelling BEFORE it's on you permanently.

clevohardcore - 3-23-2009 at 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by random
I love the douche who tried to get "Extreme" tattooed on his chest in shitty tribal-inspired lettering, but instead it says "Exreme." This is why you check the spelling BEFORE it's on you permanently.

^^^^^^^^^^ Dude has that gay ass myspace pose going too like he is proud of it.

defstarsteve - 3-24-2009 at 12:53 AM

defstarsteve - 3-24-2009 at 01:17 AM

clevohardcore - 3-24-2009 at 09:28 AM

O SHIT. THOSE ARE SOME AWFUL images.

random - 3-24-2009 at 10:01 AM

I got curious and couldn't read it in the picture. If you want to know, the tattoo around her asshole says "Jarrod's little fuckdoll" and the story is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-cDhop7Q8

BDx13 - 3-24-2009 at 10:17 AM

?

Furly - 3-24-2009 at 11:23 AM

haha!

The starfish one freaks me out. Looks like a case of the herp on her ass.

CR83 - 3-24-2009 at 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Furly
haha!

The starfish one freaks me out. Looks like a case of the herp on her ass.

I don't think that was a "her". I would need to go back and scrutinize the picture but I'm not that willing ;-)

Furly - 3-24-2009 at 11:51 AM

oh my, you would be correct. ummm,.... i guess thanks for that, but not really. :duh:

clevohardcore - 3-24-2009 at 02:33 PM

Damn. That porn start with the asshole tat is hawt.

morgan - 3-24-2009 at 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by random
I got curious and couldn't read it in the picture. If you want to know, the tattoo around her asshole says "Jarrod's little fuckdoll" and the story is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-cDhop7Q8

I can't imagine how badly that would hurt.

clevohardcore - 3-24-2009 at 02:50 PM

Is she married to the SUBWAY dude or not? Is that him?

Enyo - 3-24-2009 at 04:10 PM

Once she starts talking I completely hate her, but she is beautiful.

JawnDiablo - 3-24-2009 at 05:54 PM

balloon knot ink just seems like an infection waiting to happen....

DaveMoral - 3-24-2009 at 06:29 PM

Haha. Dude, that broad is retarded.

clevohardcore - 3-25-2009 at 12:16 AM

she sure is a fucking idiot. No denying that.

CR83 - 3-25-2009 at 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Furly
oh my, you would be correct. ummm,.... i guess thanks for that, but not really. :duh:

You are a good friend.

barc0debaby - 4-17-2009 at 11:41 AM

CR83 - 4-18-2009 at 11:05 AM

I fucking love these

GabeTexasGAMC - 4-20-2009 at 05:52 PM

get me a shirt from that shithole!

barc0debaby - 5-31-2009 at 11:35 PM

barc0debaby - 5-31-2009 at 11:38 PM

jonnynewbreed - 6-1-2009 at 01:25 PM

more please

clevohardcore - 6-1-2009 at 02:12 PM

there are some fucking morons on this planet.

random - 6-1-2009 at 03:57 PM

Enyo - 6-1-2009 at 04:50 PM

Enyo - 6-1-2009 at 05:00 PM

Seriously?

Eeeeewwwwww!

XHonusWagnerX - 6-1-2009 at 05:03 PM

hahaha I think that guy with the Hulk Hogan tattoo is "Joe The Supermark" He calls in on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show on Sirius Radio all the time

JawnDiablo - 6-1-2009 at 05:15 PM

oh shit these newer ones take the cake!

random - 6-1-2009 at 07:13 PM

Bigger version is on here: http://www.ink13.co.uk/top-twenty-worst-tattoos-ever/

If you're not quite sure... it's a giant penis with "Dick Sucka" across it.

CR83 - 6-1-2009 at 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Enyo

Seriously?

Eeeeewwwwww!

Beef Drapes?!!!! I love it!

defstarsteve - 6-2-2009 at 12:15 AM

meat curtains

clevohardcore - 6-2-2009 at 12:34 AM

Vag tats are not attractive. It's beautiful just by itself.

random - 6-10-2009 at 09:31 AM

barc0debaby - 6-10-2009 at 10:38 AM

Hands down the ugliest person to ever live.

LordActionWood - 6-10-2009 at 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by random

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lind
Holy crap.
http://www.bigdogzink.com/ProtfolioLinks.html

He's got some terrible shit, but this is the only one I seriously couldn't stop laughing at...

Also, you think this guy ever gets work done by actual tattoo artists and tries to strike up a conversation about being an artist, too, and owning his own shop... and then breaks out his portfolio?

That one looks like the tiger got smacked in a face with a shovel then is being fired out of Elmer Fud's musket after Bugs Bunny blocked it up and made the barrel explode

SS76 - 6-10-2009 at 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by random

Rick Ta Life is losing it these days...

barc0debaby - 7-15-2009 at 10:52 AM

barc0debaby - 7-15-2009 at 10:57 AM

CR83 - 7-15-2009 at 11:44 AM

I think this is my favorite thread of all time on this board. MORE MORE MORE!!!!

This Mtv jerkoff is hopefully going to wake up one day and just know that he is a piece of shit. Nice corn rows you goof.

morgan - 7-15-2009 at 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by CR83
I think this is my favorite thread of all time on this board. MORE MORE MORE!!!!

Some of these are definitely cringe worthy.

clevohardcore - 7-15-2009 at 05:22 PM

Fucking unbelievable, but so real at the same time. It's weird. I want to beat these people up so bad.

barc0debaby - 11-28-2009 at 05:22 PM

The Kenny G of buttrockin John Mayer went out and bought himself a generic Japanese sleeve.

BDx13 - 11-28-2009 at 06:01 PM

...and for whatever reason, left those horrible initials at the top of his arm.

Spoiler - 11-28-2009 at 09:49 PM

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this one made me laugh out loud

these morons should get together and start their own tattoo convention.....I'd pay to go see them. Better then stand up comedy.

Discipline - 11-28-2009 at 10:25 PM

I almost had a misspelled tattoo. I wrote the thing up and the guys apprentice did up the stencil. Thankfully the artist noticed it as we were putting the stencil on. I wrote it out for the guy and he still fucking spelled it wrong. Stencil was fixed, I just wish the quality of the tattoo had been better than his apprentices spelling.

barc0debaby - 11-28-2009 at 10:36 PM

The first tattoo I ever got had the hardcore X thing in it, but the letters W T for white trash instead of claiming a city. I was flying on a month long morphine binge and they ended up being in the wrong spot. So the WT is where HC should go. :thumbdown:

XHonusWagnerX - 11-28-2009 at 11:21 PM

my friend (with the guilty of being delicious tattoo)'s wife went to get the word STRUMPET (which I guess is pirate talk for whore or something like that) done inside her lip and the guy forgot the R so now it says STUMPET and she got a nickname and an interesting story out of the whole thing.

Mark Lind - 11-29-2009 at 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Discipline
I almost had a misspelled tattoo. I wrote the thing up and the guys apprentice did up the stencil. Thankfully the artist noticed it as we were putting the stencil on. I wrote it out for the guy and he still fucking spelled it wrong. Stencil was fixed, I just wish the quality of the tattoo had been better than his apprentices spelling.

I know a girl that has "Passion is a Fasion" tattooed on her.

barc0debaby - 11-29-2009 at 03:32 AM

Vanilla Gorilla - 11-29-2009 at 03:12 PM

MMA fighter Melvin Costa

GabeGAMC - 11-29-2009 at 04:14 PM

I wish people would get stupid tattoos with me. haaha
i did a kool aid man with a bottle of Segrams the other day.