Questions I hate

random - 6-2-2009 at 08:06 PM

"So what made you (fill in blank)?" or "So why did you (fill in blank)?"

Honest answer... because it seemed like the best option at the time. Why the fuck else would I have done it? And isn't that the most obvious explanation???

I mean, really, what the fuck do you expect? "Oh, it seemed like the most down-syndrome retarded shit I could've possibly done at the moment, and I was just wondering what in the hell could motivate someone to do that. Hey, if it's good for Corky on Live Goes On, there must be some upside, right?"

upyerbum - 6-2-2009 at 09:07 PM

Fries Up!!!

truecolor - 6-2-2009 at 10:42 PM

simulation credit auto

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juandiablo

posted on 11/12/1981 at 08:51 PM 1) When are you two getting married? 2) When are you two gonna have a kid? 3) When you going to buy a house? 4) Why don't you buy a new, bigger car? 5) What made you get those tattoos? 6) Do you regret that? I have more, but am blank at the moment....

Those are interesting questions, aren't they? :thumbup:

barc0debaby - 6-3-2009 at 12:15 AM

Please step out of the vehicle? Can I see your identification? Are you on drugs?

newbreedbrian - 6-3-2009 at 05:09 AM

-So what do your tattoos mean? They mean I hate you
-Do you want to see my tattoos? Fuck no
-So what do you do? I murder people who ask me moronic questions.

Colin - 7-12-2010 at 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian
-So what do your tattoos mean? They mean I hate you
-Do you want to see my tattoos? Fuck no
-So what do you do? I murder people who ask me moronic questions.

"so did it hurt?" "what do those bars mean" (Black Flag). I hate tattoo questions. & people who want to show me their shitty tattoos, especially in the hippy-ass college town I live in there tends to be a lot of racially confused white people who like to get Chinese, Japanese, native American, Maori, Inuit, etc. themed tattoos.

Colin - 7-12-2010 at 02:20 PM

again, living in a college town I was born in, I hate being asked "so do you go to school?". No. I don't come from a rich family, I don't have a trust fund, I haven't been to school since I was 16, I'm too busy working just to pay my bills. & half these retards flunk out or get a useless degree & will probably end up making less money than me because they have no work ethic.