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This made me happy today...MACHETE the movie is ON!

MikeFromInhuman - 8-11-2009 at 11:14 AM

YESSSS!
SICK CAST!

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/08/05/machete-cast-releas/


The confirmed cast of Robert Rodriguez’s (and protégé Ethan Maniquis’s) next movie, Machete, was announced in Variety today, and there are some unexpected names making the cut. Machete features Danny Trejo playing the title character, a Mexican Charles Bronson-type gun for hire — a character who appeared in a fake trailer for 2007’s Grindhouse. Starring alongside Trejo will be Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Nash Bridges co-stars Cheech Marin and Don Johnson, and in her first major film role in some time, Lindsay Lohan. The list puts to bed rumors that Jonah Hill would also join the cast. Machete is expected to hit screens next year.


SS76 - 8-11-2009 at 11:27 AM

Fuck yes.

BDx13 - 8-11-2009 at 11:39 AM

Lohan?
FUCK NO.

clevohardcore - 8-11-2009 at 12:04 PM

I wonder if she shows her bush?

Discipline - 8-11-2009 at 01:02 PM

YES!!!!! I hope they do Thanksgiving as well.

Jason the Magnificent - 8-11-2009 at 01:10 PM

I read somewhere that she's playing daughter of the senator that betrays Machete...

Knowing that I'd guess there's definitely some raunchy stuff going on between her and Trejo...shes not big time but shes a big enough name that she's not getting some bit part.

JawnDiablo - 8-11-2009 at 01:50 PM

can't wait!

necrobutcher - 8-11-2009 at 03:41 PM

Well, this is as good as the Sin City sequel that Rodriguez has been dragging his feet on for years now.

Discipline - 8-11-2009 at 03:47 PM

The Sin City sequal is scheduled to come out next year.