Lyrics I wrote about 15 years ago

XHonusWagnerX - 8-12-2009 at 05:34 AM

Verse I

It’s a Robot, It’s a truck
No it’s both what the fuck
It’s the say he’s gonna save
When he’s punching out Soundwave
Or his eye that starts to gleam
When he’s fucking up Starscream
With a left than a right
Always ready for a fight

Chorus

He’s an Optimist, He’s not a pessimist
He’s not a Pacifist, He’s Optimus Prime
He’s an Optimist, He’s not a pessimist
He’s not a pacifist, He’s fighting crime!

Verse II

Cause he’s here to defend
His puny earth friends
Taking Rumble, taking Ravage
This fucking guy is such a savage
Kicking ass and taking names
He aint playing any games
In a convoy heading out
No there isn’t any doubt

Repeat Chorus

Bridge

Verse III

18 Wheels on the road
Pulling quite a heavy load
Ever ready day or night
Megatron in his sights
With Grimlock by his side
Constructicons run and hide
He aint going anywhere
Decepticons better fear

Repeat Chorus

XnMeX - 8-12-2009 at 11:21 AM

Absolulty AWESOME!

XHonusWagnerX - 8-12-2009 at 05:14 PM

I think Al and I did a 4 track of the song but I don't have it & I know he doesn't. :-(

XnMeX - 8-12-2009 at 09:19 PM

Damn it!

FNSRecords - 8-13-2009 at 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
...Verse I

It’s a Robot, It’s a ass-truck
Electro-morphing auto-fuck
It’s the tool you always crave
Starfish fisting Soundwave
Browneye he starts to ream
.....mechanic pounding Starscream
it ended loose, when it started tight
Transform-Dildo my poop cave

Chorus

He’s an Mecho-tryst, He’s not an auto-rapist
Robot-reaming-cock-a-phist, He’s Optimus Prime
He’s an Mecho-tryst, He’s not an auto-rapist
Robot-reaming-cock-a-phist He’s fucking behinds!

..yeah dude that is a good song...