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have you ever had a psycho ex-girlfriend

forsaken - 8-25-2009 at 08:00 PM

.. or boyfriend?

I went to my ex-girlfriends housewarming party and bumped into a few of her friends I'd met while we were together. They said "oh, its so nice you guys are back together" etc etc etc ... which we definitely are not.

Turns out she doesnt think we're broken up (its been like 4 months now and i've told her a million times) and we're getting / back together.

She text messages my sister and friends non-stop

And "drops in" on my mum at work for no reason.

Admitted to hacking into my facebook and myspace

Starting to shit me!

I should add, shes a really nice girl ... just has issues obviously.

Please tell me im not the only one thats had this happen ....


clevohardcore - 8-25-2009 at 11:13 PM

Dude, stick your dick in her pooper when she doesn't expect it. If that doesn't piss her off then I am out of ideas.

Mark Lind - 8-25-2009 at 11:15 PM

Psycho as an ex or psycho and that's why they're an ex?

Enyo - 8-25-2009 at 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
Dude, stick your dick in her pooper when she doesn't expect it. If that doesn't piss her off then I am out of ideas.


That pisses girls off??

Hahahahahahaha!

forsaken - 8-26-2009 at 01:19 AM

i slipped her a digit when we were 69ing and i think she liked it so i'm not gonna bother with putting my weiner in there incase she likes it too much.

REV.PAULIE - 8-26-2009 at 05:25 AM

you should kill her.


just sayin'....

Enyo - 8-26-2009 at 09:12 AM

"went to my ex-girlfriends housewarming party "

there is your problem right there. Clearly as long as you talk to her and go to her house she is not getting the message. I would explain again that you're not getting back together and then stop talking to her. totally. at least for a while.

Six66Mike - 8-26-2009 at 09:30 AM

Hook her up with someone else then it ain't your problem no more.

Furly - 8-26-2009 at 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
Hook her up with her mom then it ain't your problem no more.

JawnDiablo - 8-26-2009 at 05:33 PM

I know it is hard to beleive, but no chick ever gave a shit if I left enuff to act nutty.....
well...maybe 1