"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."gavin - 9-2-2009 at 01:02 PM
Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."BDx13 - 9-2-2009 at 01:03 PM
Thank you Paul.
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."SS76 - 9-2-2009 at 01:32 PM
When I used to live in Los Angeles, I used to step in human feces a lot.XnMeX - 9-2-2009 at 01:54 PM
There are a couple other good ones on there, but shitmydadsays is by far the best.Dave - 9-2-2009 at 03:40 PM
"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."
wicked thanks Paulienewbreedbrian - 9-2-2009 at 04:10 PM
goddamn, these are great. it's like looking into my cranky future.Vanilla Gorilla - 9-2-2009 at 06:58 PM
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."tireironsaint - 9-2-2009 at 08:20 PM
Genius.CR83 - 9-2-2009 at 10:06 PM
I love this one so much I get text updates on my phone when he posts.
Yo Paulie, Twitter is perfect for a guy like you. Quick one liners at your convenience for us all to fawn over.Dave - 9-2-2009 at 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by CR83
I love this one so much I get text updates on my phone when he posts.
Yo Paulie, Twitter is perfect for a guy like you. Quick one liners at your convenience for us all to fawn over.
how do you set up this for your cell phone?Dave - 9-2-2009 at 11:06 PM
never mind figured it out........Six66Mike - 9-3-2009 at 01:00 AM
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Originally posted by XnMeX
Reminds me of Tourettes Guy...
