This is what being really "desperate" and "stupid" will cause you to do.

clevohardcore - 9-4-2009 at 01:58 PM

This happened in my county. Literally 7 miles away maybe. Dude is driving his car into the ADULTMART porn store and stealing 1 thing only. One of those porn star lifelike dolls and drives through the other set of doors. Notice he doesn't even put his car in park. It keeps moving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyhPPqt1wAY

lifeisabitch - 9-4-2009 at 02:13 PM

uhh
biggest problem with that is the store was closed...
any good porn manager knows you make some of your best money overnight when people are lonely...
might be staged

Enyo - 9-4-2009 at 02:29 PM

I read the hews article. Just crazy.

What the hell could he have possibly been thinking??

JawnDiablo - 9-4-2009 at 02:31 PM

my girl works down the street from a porn shop on 291 near the airport
used to be called "ADULT BOOKS"
now it is "Fantasy Boutique"
gettin fancy they are....

Vanilla Gorilla - 9-4-2009 at 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juandiablo
my girl works down the street from a porn shop on 291 near the airport
used to be called "ADULT BOOKS"
now it is "Fantasy Boutique"
gettin fancy they are....

Hey everything needs to be family friendly nowadays

XnMeX - 9-4-2009 at 02:47 PM

I didn't think they got me on tape...

Enyo - 9-4-2009 at 02:59 PM

LMAO...

random - 9-4-2009 at 03:08 PM

looks staged. and i now live in a place where they don't cover the naked pics on magazine covers when they're on the shelf at the gas station. how weird is it that my first thought was "holy shit, there are children walking around! what the fuck is going on here?"

clevohardcore - 9-4-2009 at 10:01 PM

It was real.

and that place is like a WALMART for porn, hense the name ADULTMART.

XnMeX - 9-4-2009 at 10:34 PM

Yeah, it looks HUGE!

Vanilla Gorilla - 9-4-2009 at 11:30 PM

....that's what she said.

Sorry I had too.

necrobutcher - 9-5-2009 at 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla Gorilla
....that's what she said.

Sorry I had too.

This can be the only appropriate post to follow that

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

bombidol - 9-5-2009 at 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by random
looks staged. and i now live in a place where they don't cover the naked pics on magazine covers when they're on the shelf at the gas station. how weird is it that my first thought was "holy shit, there are children walking around! what the fuck is going on here?"

Leading to my stance that European women are crazier in bed. They grew up on porn!