Essence Of Douchebag

BDx13 - 5-25-2005 at 07:42 AM

Let's see... is anything missing anything from this definition?

CR83 - 5-25-2005 at 09:28 AM

Why is that guy walking around? He can't be serious.

moron - 5-25-2005 at 09:44 AM

I wear pink shirts, and Ive worn them for years before it was popular. I wore one yesterday in fact. I guess that makes me a douche waffle.

Ive got a cellphone clip too, but I only use it when I have a belt.

Discipline - 5-25-2005 at 11:09 AM

What's wrong with earrings in both ears?

But yeah, that guy is a total douchebag.

RomanticViolence - 5-25-2005 at 11:31 AM

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I don't give a shit what any of these fashion faggots say, pink is not the new blue. Pink is fucking pink. Quit watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and put on a game. Ever notice that no sports teams in any league have pink anywhere in their uniforms? Not even the WNBA. Pink is the color of flowers and hippie's hair and uninfected vagina. No man should EVER wear this color in any way. EVER

Man, that shit was pretty rough!.

I do agree on the Pink shirt thing though.... i don't think men look right in that color

crazyfists28 - 5-26-2005 at 07:18 PM

i think u earn the right to wear pink and that pre pubecent has not earned the right, so if you're over 20 feel free to try out the pink but if you're an up and comer, stick with the traditional colors and lose the wrist band, and geez try a beer for christ's sake, it ain't gonna kill ya

KyleOz - 5-27-2005 at 08:58 AM

I had a roommate like that, and his friends consisted of this description as well.

He was a nice guy and all, but he was such a goddamn douche at the same time. At least he played sports and banged ugly broads.