rant of the day.....

JawnDiablo - 10-1-2009 at 02:40 PM

....from my friend Dave at work:
"I don't care for the girls with little dogs in their purses walking around in stores. Since when are you allowed to bring a dog inside a business? Just cause it's small it's ok? If that's the case then it's ok if I walk through Sears with my dick hanging out? I didn't think so. Plus these girls wear sunglasses that are friggin' huge. The lenses are as big as a Frisbee."

all day long this guy...he is great.

BKT - 10-1-2009 at 02:43 PM

hahahaha.

MM.

Enyo - 10-1-2009 at 10:42 PM

freakin hilarious.

DAK - 10-1-2009 at 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juandiablo
then it's ok if I walk through Sears with my dick hanging out?

BDx13 - 10-2-2009 at 12:12 AM

between this dude and beer swap, i really don't see the problem with your work.

JawnDiablo - 10-2-2009 at 05:42 AM

indeed these 2 things, his humor and beer are cool things.
2 things that keep me going.

XHonusWagnerX - 10-2-2009 at 07:48 AM

I agree 100% about the dog thing!

Its like when traffic isnt moving on the highway and a motorcycle comes up between the cars. If I had a car small enough to weave through the cars could I do that?

JawnDiablo - 10-2-2009 at 08:17 AM

some of them dudes on the crotch rockets are fuckin crazy.
i had to go pay a speeding ticket one time and one of the cops had said they clocked a guy doing 170 mph on 422.
that is insane.

gavin - 10-2-2009 at 09:04 AM

this woman walks in the shop with her dog in a bag.
i say"hey sorry, ya cant have a dog in here"
she says "i have papers for him. you cant refuse me entry"...all mad and shit
i say "well, yeah i can and i just did"
she says "i bring him into resturants...i bring him everywhere"
i say "cool, ya just aint bringin him in here"

she huffs away
and i go back to hating humans and watching tv

Enyo - 10-2-2009 at 09:31 AM

All three of my stepsisters have teeny little dogs that they carry around, infact... all three carry these teeny dogs in purses while wearing huge sunglasses.

I don't get it. It does piss me the fuck off that their dog can go anywhere, and MY beautiful baby isn't welcome anywhere. Don't people think HE wants to go to dinner at the olive garden?

BDx13 - 10-2-2009 at 09:37 AM

i think MM should put his dog in a bag and carry it into the olive garden.

Mark Lind - 10-2-2009 at 09:45 AM

You should put up a Twitter site that captures his quotes. It will be like this guy:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

If everything your buddy says is as funny as the quote in this thread then many people will read it.

Enyo - 10-2-2009 at 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lind
You should put up a Twitter site that captures his quotes. It will be like this guy:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

If everything your buddy says is as funny as the quote in this thread then many people will read it.

Agreed

JawnDiablo - 10-2-2009 at 04:41 PM

i'll look into this

random - 10-2-2009 at 05:13 PM

Quote:

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

I've had that feeling a million times.