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redneck wedding

Mark Lind - 10-11-2009 at 01:40 AM

I'm borrowing this from another board for your amusement

Best Man and Groom:


Bridesmaids in the back of a pick-up:


The Wedding Party:


Bride getting out of the truck:


Bride getting walked down the "aisle" by father. Note orange flip-flops.


The guests:


The ceremony:


Bride and father:


Bride and groom:


Removing the garter:


Dinner:


REV.PAULIE - 10-11-2009 at 05:20 AM

Hey,if that's what made them happy...

I'll still laugh,don't get me wrong...

I'm not THAT righteous...

Jesus...I know that I've got a big head,but that broad's How-do-ya-do is like a Krakaus Ham fresh from the tin...

jonnynewbreed - 10-11-2009 at 08:01 AM

I wish we had a pig roast at my wedding.

Jason the Magnificent - 10-11-2009 at 08:01 AM

That pig looks delicious!

forsaken - 10-11-2009 at 08:56 AM

It's now my lifes goal to roll up to my wedding pissed as a nip hanging out of the back of the ute with acdc pumping.

oh yeh,pig on a spit for sure ... how else can you feed 50 guests for 50 bucks?

Mark Lind - 10-11-2009 at 09:02 AM

I respect them for one reason: at any point during this wedding they could have said "hey, let's play some paintball" and they would have been in the best location possible to do so.

Vanilla Gorilla - 10-11-2009 at 09:17 AM

that bride i don't have the words....

THere was some show called Redneck weddings on one of those country channels, it was great, the people didnt care about classiness everything was just fun. Like being towed though a field on a matress behind a four wheeler. Seems like they had fun, can't knock them for that.

XHonusWagnerX - 10-11-2009 at 10:33 AM

thats a big fucking head!!

MikeResist - 10-11-2009 at 11:05 AM

It's weird, she doesn't have a huge body, but her head is identical to Jabba The Hutt.

Vanilla Gorilla - 10-11-2009 at 11:22 AM

it's like an orange on toothpick

Furly - 10-11-2009 at 11:39 AM

Thanks for lightening my mood while me and all the pretty ladies are getting geared up for one of my best friends wedding. I am seriously more nervous than the bride. Me being the maid of honor for a huge catholic wedding, yeah, mimosas are flowing well. It'll be a long walk down the isle.

CR83 - 10-11-2009 at 11:54 AM

Who am I to judge them, really and they seemed to enjoy it. She does have a giant face/head combo. WOW!

Jason the Magnificent - 10-11-2009 at 12:13 PM

Also, I think the groom should have rolled with the bow tie and vest look his buddy had in the first pic. Very snappy.

Mark Lind - 10-11-2009 at 01:31 PM

I suspect these people had a rip roarin' good time at this wedding though....

Vanilla Gorilla - 10-11-2009 at 02:17 PM

too bad there are no pictures of the moonshire jars and/or stills.

JawnDiablo - 10-11-2009 at 02:49 PM

pig roasts rule.
haven't been to one in a few years.
i dig their woodsy reception hall.
that bride creatures head is like...well fuck jeez

barc0debaby - 10-11-2009 at 07:32 PM

Atleast the pastor is dressed with some class.