When someone near you sneezes...

BDx13 - 5-27-2005 at 09:16 AM

what do you say?

KyleOz - 5-27-2005 at 09:18 AM

Bless You or a funny look of disgust if you feel or see some of their pleghm(sp?) or saliva hit your arm

Shit for a while there when I was a little tyke my parents had me answer the phone saying "Hello, may I help you please". Older people in the neighborhood would send me snacks and shit like that. That was a sweet deal until age 7, I stopped doing that.

moron - 5-27-2005 at 09:32 AM

I usually just say "Bless". I shortened it after I got sick of saying "God Bless You" every time my mother would sneeze. She usually goes for 10 in a row or more. On the train I usually just ignore people. hahaha Im turning into a real New Yorker.

ENDERA.x - 5-27-2005 at 09:35 AM

I don't believe in God so I'l never say bless you or anything.
Sometime's I'll say Gesundheit - but usually I don't say anything.

What an interesting topic though, so random?! I like it.

forsaken - 5-27-2005 at 09:43 AM

if it's numerous sneezes in a comical way i'll get them a bit of 'whoa, a few more and you'll have an orgasm' ...

(if you dont understand that, some science nerd said that 8 full blown sneezes is equivalent to 1 orgasm)

of course i aint gonna say that to my mom or nan. obviously.

defstarsteve - 5-27-2005 at 10:43 AM

tofuti

no really
it's a tofu ice cream that is awesome...
and tofu is better then god
just something silly for the kids that has nothing to do with religion

RomanticViolence - 5-27-2005 at 10:58 AM

It depends if i know the person or not. If i dont know them i don't say anything. Usally if i know the person ill sit there and fuck with them about it...

SAAAAARS - 5-27-2005 at 11:22 AM

i was at work yesterday and saw a woman with her husband and she sneezed three times and he didn't say anything. for some reason, stuff like that bothers me haha. just like if i meet someone and they don't shake my hand, or they do and their handshake is really weak, i get annoyed.

gavin - 5-27-2005 at 12:59 PM

i tell 'em to shut the fuck up with that shit

BDx13 - 5-27-2005 at 01:19 PM

Remember that Seinfeld episode...

"You're sooooo good looking!"

tireironsaint - 5-28-2005 at 03:41 AM

I usually say something the first time, but if they do a repeat I'll say something like "cut that shit out" or "once is all you get, fucker" and it usually surprises them to the point that they stop sneezing and start laughing.

ENDERA.x - 5-28-2005 at 06:08 AM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint
I usually say something the first time, but if they do a repeat I'll say something like "cut that shit out" or "once is all you get, fucker" and it usually surprises them to the point that they stop sneezing and start laughing.

thats best thing ever!

crazyfists28 - 5-28-2005 at 08:07 PM

i say...go away would ya

Discipline - 5-28-2005 at 10:11 PM

I punch them

viva hate - 5-29-2005 at 10:41 PM

i have a genius of tuning most everything out, so i haven't heard anyone sneeze in a while, but when i see someone digging up their nose i usually throw a crooked eye brow. yup.

BDx13 - 5-29-2005 at 10:52 PM

with family and friends i used to go with god bless you, but have recently moved to gesundheit. the general public doesn't get any recognition of their accomplishment.

ENDERA.x - 5-30-2005 at 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by BIG DUANE
with family and friends i used to go with god bless you, but have recently moved to gesundheit. the general public doesn't get any recognition of their accomplishment.

GabeTexasGAMC - 5-30-2005 at 04:13 AM

SALUD

health in spanish, its the polite thing to say.