Vanilla Gorilla - 11-5-2009 at 11:05 PM
This is going to be a nonsensical question but it could lead to something interesting. So over many beverages last weekend me and and my friends had
this conversation.
The scenario wide open field, full grown pissed off gorilla how many unarmed men does it take to bring it down.
I say at least 80, the first 20 or so are dead faces ripped off arms torn off whatever these first ones never had a shot. My thoughts once the thing
starts getting tired your gonna need at least 20 to swarm and try to bring it down most of these guys are gonna get fucked up too. the rest fill in an
finally you get it wrestled to where it can't move, of the 80 most are gonna be maimed or disfigured but eventually you get it down.
What do you think?
barc0debaby - 11-6-2009 at 01:30 AM
At least a 100. It would be incredibly difficult to get it down, since the fucker weights 400 pounds, then it would probably crush on the way to the
ground.
The strength factor is tremendous too....
"In 1924 "Boma" a 165Lbs male chimp at the Bronx zoo, New York, recorded a right handed pull (feet braced) of 847 Lbs on a dynamometer.(the comparison
given is 210Lbs for a man of the same weight). On another occasion, "Suzette" registered a pull of 1260 Lbs while in a rage (same zoo).
A record from the USA of a 100Lbs chimp achieving a dead lift of 600 Lbs with ease sugests that, with training, a Male gorilla could raise 1800 Lbs."
Dave - 11-6-2009 at 08:21 AM
shit i dont know......50? if 50 people came at it all at once.....
Vanilla Gorilla - 11-6-2009 at 08:46 AM
This was just one of those questions you ponder at the bar after many many drinks.
I knew i had read that same thing of the incredible strength they have but when you figure in the animal being scared and furious it would only make
it worse.
The attacks of chimps on people are devastating enough when they happen can only imagine how bad it could be with a full grown Gorilla
Discipline - 11-6-2009 at 11:58 AM
I don't know how many it would take, but it would be fun as hell watching the gorilla go nuts on the idiots who try to take it down.
Vanilla Gorilla - 11-6-2009 at 01:18 PM
i would like to try to fight a bear in one of those bear suits, that kind of levels the playing field and it would be fun as hell
M.Alki - 11-6-2009 at 01:33 PM
If it was between a full grown gorilla and a fully grown bear, who would win that one? Surely the bear just for the fact it has the claws n all?!
barc0debaby - 11-6-2009 at 05:43 PM
A bear would fuck a gorilla up. Bears are natural predators, gorillas are herbivores and their main fighting tactic is to run away.
random - 11-6-2009 at 05:57 PM
just one. the one guy smart enough to wait for the fucker to fall asleep. but since that guy is pretty rare, i'll guess 1000, where the first 999
attack head on.