maybe juvenile but these things are always funny.
i saw this one today and figured i'd share it here...
" your momma is sooo ugly.... your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! "
who else has some....JawnDiablo - 6-16-2005 at 07:07 AM
yo mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a pager
yo mommas so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck
yo mommas so fat she uses the equator as a belt
yo mommas so fat she sweats gravyCR83 - 6-16-2005 at 09:52 AM
Your momma's teeth are so bad, she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, she got a job at the movie theater spitting on popcorn.moron - 6-16-2005 at 02:42 PM
your mom's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of HERKyleOz - 6-16-2005 at 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by moron
your mom's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of HER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
- crowd of junior high kidsCR83 - 6-16-2005 at 03:36 PM
The classic:
Let's get off moms, OK? Because I just got off yours.ENDERA.x - 6-16-2005 at 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by KyleOz
Quote:
Originally posted by moron
your mom's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of HER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
- crowd of junior high kids
no no this is the best. somehowENDERA.x - 6-16-2005 at 04:16 PM
hey wait, REDNECK jokes are the best, lets hear em.freak - 6-16-2005 at 11:10 PM
here's another teeth one: yer momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.clevohardcore - 6-17-2005 at 11:13 AM
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!" --- some Spike Lee movie
You might be a redneck when you have a television on top of another telvision.JawnDiablo - 6-19-2005 at 11:38 AM
i walked into walmart wearing a YALE shirt and a redneck walks up to me and says"water ya stupid? thats not how ya spell Y'ALL"ENDERA.x - 6-20-2005 at 04:54 AM
