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A really mean joke

Discipline - 9-7-2010 at 05:19 PM

I ran out to the store to pick up a few things today. While there, a girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her, which I did. She was a girl I hooked up with a few times about ten years ago. She called a little girl over and asked me if I wanted to meet my daughter. I almost had a heart attack. She told me she was joking after watching me sweat for a few minutes. She said it was revenge for me sleeping with her roommate. I'm fat with some minor heart issues. I can't deal with a scare like that.

ShawnRefuse - 9-7-2010 at 05:42 PM

LOL. pretty damn good one though.

Furly - 9-7-2010 at 05:51 PM

Yeah, that is pretty funny... the poor kid must be confused, I wonder how many dudes she's called daddy.

wez138 - 9-7-2010 at 06:10 PM

She sounds ace............I love shit like that.

DAK - 9-7-2010 at 08:25 PM

:bouncy:

barc0debaby - 9-7-2010 at 08:57 PM

You should have said, oh well the both of you should probably get tested.

necrobutcher - 9-7-2010 at 09:11 PM

Damn! After having a scare in high school with a random hook up, I feel you're pain man.

Discipline - 9-7-2010 at 10:48 PM

The only reason I even believed it was because we had a condom break one time. I've always been super paranoid about women getting pregnant and was always careful to avoid such hassle. Had any other woman said that to me I would have just laughed it off.

A few hours later I can laugh about it, but she scared the shit out of me.

BDx13 - 9-7-2010 at 11:40 PM

so... did you hook up with her again?

clevohardcore - 9-8-2010 at 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by BD
so... did you hook up with her again?





^^^^^^ AHAHAHAHA.

Six66Mike - 9-8-2010 at 03:57 AM

:thumbup: :thumbup:

Discipline - 9-8-2010 at 10:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BD
so... did you hook up with her again?


No. She's married and I'm not looking as good as I did 10 years ago.

Murk - 9-9-2010 at 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by barc0debaby
You should have said, oh well the both of you should probably get tested.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: