Kill A Celebrity. Who's at the top of your list...?

BDx13 - 6-22-2005 at 01:45 AM

Lohan takes a diva detour

BDx13 - 6-22-2005 at 01:46 AM

It was the Lohan 500 at the world premiere of Disney's "Herbie: Fully Loaded" as 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan raced down a black-carpeted stretch of Hollywood Boulevard with the speed of Mario Andretti, passing 17 VW Herbie Beetles and leaving reporters in the dust.

After a screening of the film, which opens Wednesday, Lohan stomped out into the lobby of the El Capitan Theatre huffing, "I'm so (angry)!" Her team of handlers hurried her into a bathroom for a 12-minute cooling down period.

At a block-party carnival after the screening, Lohan was hugged by her mother, Dina, and received compliments from co-star Matt Dillon, before explaining her outburst.

"I was upset when I didn't hear my song ("First") during the race scene, where I originally thought it would be," Lohan said while signing autographs. "I was like, 'Whoaaa,' because nobody stays to hear the song in the closing credits."

"So I ran out."

"First" is especially important to her because "I recorded it right before I got sick (from exhaustion) and went to the hospital. And then I shot the video for it and re-sprained my ankle. I pushed myself to get it done for the movie when I probably should have waited."

Dillon had helped return a smile to her freckled face by telling the teen: "You're beautiful. You are." Lohan wore a watermelon-colored Valentino country dress with white polka dots that brought to mind the 1960s, when the very first Herbie movie ("The Love Bug") made its debut.

Despite her public falling out with her father, Michael, who has had a series of run-ins with the law, Lohan offered him a warm Father's Day message: "I hope he's well. God bless him, and I love him."

Michael Keaton plays Lohan's dad in the film and said he often had to step in as her father figure on set.

"The boys in the movie gave her a hard time," Keaton said.

Lohan confirmed with a laugh: "They totally tortured me. They turned the electricity off in my trailer, and they'd bang on the walls."

Lohan's svelte figure has been scrutinized in the tabloids of late. But when a waiter brought a fully loaded baked potato, she said, "That is my lunch" and added that on Saturday, "I was at the pool with my brother having sundaes."

thedog - 6-22-2005 at 01:56 AM

usher or sean p.diddy puffy combs

just cant stand the both of them.

both are total clowns!

defstarsteve - 6-22-2005 at 03:42 AM

the list is so long, it's almost impossible to pick just 1
how about I just start at 1 rodeo dr. and go door to door and kill every person I see, by the time the cops figure out the patern of slayings, hell most of hollywood will be gone...
if you could contain the violence inside of each home it would be a while before the pigs figured it out,

but if I have to pick 1, drum roll please

....
...
..
.

to be continued when I can think of just 1

CR83 - 6-22-2005 at 09:58 AM

Kill a Celebrity for sure.

moron - 6-22-2005 at 10:04 AM

Lohan is a good choice. She made the cover of Rolling Stone.... and for what? Because she turned 18 and people think she's hot. Well, I think she's annoying and there's no reason for anyone to give a shit about her life.

Im gonna have to give this one some thought. I know there are celebrities I fucking hate. There are plenty I'd "hate fuck" for sure.

moron - 6-22-2005 at 10:10 AM

Oh shit! I just remembered. The celebrity I probably hate the most out of ANYONE.

Fucking Shania Twain!

Ive hated her for many years now. I can still remember the day it all started. I was waiting to see my doctor and happened to pick up a magazine. It might have been Time... I dont know, but they had an interview with her. She sounded like the most brainless, helpless fucking being on this planet. She lets her husband control every aspect of her career and the two of them are part of some religion where they dont have sex. Who the fuck doesnt have sex with their wife/husband???? She just seemed like a fucking robot that was programmed to make money and do anything her husband tells her to do. I really hate people like that.

brianm - 6-22-2005 at 10:19 AM

oprah

Todd - 6-22-2005 at 11:06 AM

David Caruso

xsharpx - 6-22-2005 at 11:46 AM

shit picking 1 is going to be a bitch so let me just give you my top 10

1) JANE FUCKIN FONDA---- do any of you know what she did to our POW's during Vietnam? If not I suggest reading up on her fucked up shit... as a result I as well as the rest of my family refuse to watch, own or even allow anything into our houses with the Fonda last name on it! My father was a Green Beret tunnel rat in Vietnam and was a POW for a bit

2) Britney Spears - do I need to say anymore... there is only so much that I can take of having to sit flipping through channels and seeing her and her money grubbing fiancee on like every fuckin channel makes ya just wanna snap

3) Gwen Stefani - man she USED TO look good when No Doubt first started out... but as she got older and she started hanging out with Eve too much she started changing her whole style to that of a 16 year old high school slut. I mean come on now aint she like 40 something

4) Madonna - awesome in the 80s.. she was attractive and real. Now she is 40 something and man i wish that she would pick a religion and stay the fuck out of politics

5) The Baldwin Brothers - so I guess this would count as 3... They aint all that good fo actors in fact they cant carry a role to save their lives... One is just so fuckin busted taht it makes me wonder why the hell I am not an actor.... oh yeah thats right because hes got money and I am working 2 jobs just to keep my heda above water...

6) Lil Bow Wow - man I like some of his music but I hate it when kids that are like 3 times younger than me are making bookoo fuckin loot

7) Snoop Dog - you suck at life and should die for creating all those annoying ass slang terms.... fo shizzle... bah! why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? to protect him from tha drizzle

8) Lindsay Lohan - I agree with everyone on this one.. shes FUCKIN ANNOYING and aint that good looking

thats all I can think of right now.... word I may post on it more later peace

BDx13 - 6-22-2005 at 12:17 PM

xsharpx - excellent response!

i picked lindsay in part because of that annoying article, but mostly because she killed those healthy celebrity breasts.

the true #1 on my list would have to be paris hilton.

moron - 6-22-2005 at 01:51 PM

yeah. Paris is another one we could do without. She's a pretty useless humanbeing. This reminds me of a "Without a Trace" episode. Some guy kidnapped a Paris Hilton-type and then posted a live feed of her over the internet with a countdown to her death. I think there was a rant about how much of a waste of flesh she was, etc. etc. Of course at the end of the show the detectives found her alive.

xsharpx - 6-22-2005 at 01:56 PM

hell yeah I cant stand Paris Hilton and I dont understand why in the hell everyone thinks that she is all that.... to be honest I dont think that she is as good looking and "hot" as everyone makes her out to be ,....

thanks Duane yeah Jane Fonda seriously fucked it up for her family when she turned her back on hundreds of POW's during Vietnam.,... there is countless recounts from Former POW's that were incarcerated at the "Hanoi Hilton" and whats he did to the guys there

Discipline - 6-22-2005 at 02:32 PM

Paris Hilton. I hate that ugly fuckin cunt. She is so stupid and balls out annoying. The only reason I would ever consider fucking that whore is for the sole purpose of donkey punching her.

clevohardcore - 6-23-2005 at 01:47 PM

About Lindsay I was thinking the same thing about those breasts. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM?

Anyway my list would be...

Tom Cruise
Jenna Elfman
or any other pompus ass who belongs to the church of scientology. Nannie 911 show. My wife was watching that the other night and I was floored that they made a show about a English woman telling parents that they are raising kids wrong

moron - 6-23-2005 at 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clevohardcore
Nannie 911 show. My wife was watching that the other night and I was floored that they made a show about a English woman telling parents that they are raising kids wrong

Have you seen that show though? Those are some terrible fucking parents, and Im pretty sure theyre voluntarily on the show. Theyre asking for help in getting their kids to behave better, so of course the nannie is going to tell them what theyre doing wrong.

JawnDiablo - 6-23-2005 at 02:45 PM

50 Cent...HE GOT SHOT 9 TIMES....
well then someone please get a head shot on thie peice of shit so I can stop hearing his no talent name mentioned 50 times a minute.

BL - 6-23-2005 at 03:07 PM

I WANT TO KILL-

1. THE BARKERS, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN BUY YOU YUPPIE FUCKS... CUT THE HAWK FROOT, PUNKROCKERS DONT LIVE IN MANSIONS.

2. THE OZZBOURNES, THESE DRUGED UP LOSERS NEED TO DIE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS...

3. PARIS HILTON, IF I HEAR THATS HOT ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA KILL THE WHOLE LOT...

4. GOOD CHAROLTTE, IF MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING TO YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ESCALADE ON DUBS... MADE CLOTHING IS GAY AND TERROR WAS ON THE MADE CLOTHING TOUR..

5. EVERYONE ON TV AND IN MAGAZINES EXCEPT FOR PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES AND CARTOON CHARACTERS. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE THEM CREATING A STAGNANT SOCIETY FUELD BY BAD ACTING, PLASTIC SURGERY AND MONEY. IT MAKES ME SICK TO THINK THAT PEOPLE GO UNDER THE KNIFE TO EMULATE THESE ROTTEN CUNTS...

***6. I KNOW THEY ARE NOT CELEBE'S, BUT I REALLY HOPE THE PRODUCERS OF THAT FAMOUS FACE/ CELEBRITY MAKEOVER SHOW ROT IN HELL. HOW COULD THEY ENCOURAGE THOSE FUCKING RETARDS TO MUTILATE THEMSELVES TO LOOK LIKE ONE OF THESE PIECES OF SHITS... SIMPLY MORBID...

I KNOW THERE ARE MANY MORE, BUT THATS WHAT COMES TO MIND AS OF NOW...

CHEERS
BL

BDx13 - 6-23-2005 at 03:49 PM

clevo, where the hell did Jenna Elfman come from?!

BL, you're gonna love the new RAMALLAH.

moron - 6-23-2005 at 04:23 PM

Good Charlotte is a great fucking choice! What a terrible terrible terrible fucking band.

clevohardcore - 6-23-2005 at 04:58 PM

Jenna Elfman was on tv a while back and tlaking aobut scientology was going to cure every disease and heal all people hurt. JUST FUCKING CRAZY SHIT...................

I have to second BL. You summed it up pretty good.

clevohardcore - 6-23-2005 at 04:59 PM

GOOD CHARLOTTE

SUM 41

the BARKERS - his girl is clueless and he is a douchebag.

BDx13 - 6-23-2005 at 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moron
Good Charlotte is a great fucking choice! What a terrible terrible terrible fucking band.

wow chris. how do you really feel?

moron - 6-23-2005 at 05:18 PM

I like MxPx. One strike against me Im sure, but whatever. I went to see them and Good Charlotte openned up for them. They hadnt hit it big yet, but they sure acted like they were huge stars. Fucking terrible music. Terrible "corpse paint" or whatever that fuck wears, and theyre songs are annoying. Ive hated them ever since that show.

I used to work with a kid who loved them. He bragged about how he "started 8 or 9 mosh pits" at their concert. I pretended it was cool because he was a nice kid. Then I gave him a Blood Has Been Shed cd. Thankfully he liked it.

BDx13 - 6-23-2005 at 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moron
He bragged about how he "started 8 or 9 mosh pits" at their concert.

that is the funniest thing i have heard all day. thank you.

crazyfists28 - 6-23-2005 at 05:24 PM

i want hasslehoff to die a painful death

Discipline - 6-23-2005 at 05:30 PM

Who are the Barkers?

crazyfists28 - 6-23-2005 at 05:33 PM

travis from blink 182 and his annoying ass pre madonna wife

BDx13 - 6-23-2005 at 05:35 PM

Herr Hasslehoff? That man IS German pop!

crazyfists28 - 6-23-2005 at 06:19 PM

exactly duane, down with hasslehoff, but careful of pam and carmen and all them

BDx13 - 6-23-2005 at 06:38 PM

aaahhh, come on! i actually went to a david hasslehoff concert IN GERMANY many, many years ago. it was part of a student exchange thing, so i didn't have much of a choice, but it was pretty damn funny.

CR83 - 6-26-2005 at 08:57 AM

Jennifer Lopez or Madonna or any white guy claiming he's "From the streetz yo"

JawnDiablo - 6-26-2005 at 09:48 AM

hasselhoff was excellent in the spongebob movie as himself
can we nuke the "hip hop nation"
i dont like that o'reilly guy too much and could spare a bullet
can we just burn down MTV headdquarters?

JawnDiablo - 6-26-2005 at 09:50 AM

vin deisel...some one please hit him in his cocksucker with an alluminum bat....

BL - 6-26-2005 at 01:56 PM

IT JUST SEEMS LIKE THIS WORLD IS BECOMING HELL MORE AND MORE EACH AND EVERY DAY. THE MORE TELEVISION I WATCH, THE SICKER I GET... THE MORE NEWS I READ THE MORE I HATE THE WORLD... WHAT WILL IT TAKE? SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE... WHY DO PEOPLE WORSHIP THESE FALSE ICONS? WHY DO WOMEN GO TO THE SALON SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE THAT SLAG FROM FRIENDS? WHY IS A WATERED DOWN VERSION OF MY HARDCORE ON MTV? WHY DID THE "OLD" HATEBREED SELL THERE SOUL TO THE BOX? JASTA, WERE YOU THROWN INTO THIS LIVING HELL FOR FINANCIAL GAIN. WHY DO YOU NEED TO REACH THE LIVING DEAD, THE MINDLESS ZOMBIES OF THIS CORPORATE GENERATION; TO GET A BROADER BANK ACCOUNT... I FEEL SICKER AND SICKER EACH AND EVERY DAY. I HAVE AN IDEA! STOP KILLING YOURSELF AND YOUR KIDS JUST SO THESE FUCKS CAN PUT A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK... IF YOU PRETEND TRAVIS AND BLINK ARE DEAD WILL THEY BE IN A MANSION THINKING ABOUT HOW WHITE TRASH YOU ARE FOR NOT HAVING A BENZ'O. HOW WILL THEY BE ON TOP WITHOUT THE LIVING DEAD? WE NEED A WORKING CLASS FOR THE WORKING CLASS... DAWN OF THE DEAD, MINDLESS DRONES... I NEED ANOTHER DRINK!

CHEERS
BL

JawnDiablo - 6-26-2005 at 10:16 PM

I have to agree with BL

JawnDiablo - 6-26-2005 at 10:19 PM

i dont even understand how any of these fuckers got rich and famous, or what the hell anyone sees i them

you know who deserves a bullet...whoever the fuckin ass hole is who started this wave of "reality" based tv....somehow it all gets traced back to the real world i suppose..i fuckin hated that show 10 years ago and cant see how the garbage still is popular...
and where in hell can i get me a good pulled pork sandwich at this hour on a sunday damn it?

BDx13 - 6-26-2005 at 11:21 PM

like i said, you all are gonna love he new ramallah.

oh, and please add the new crazy tom cruise to that list. this guy has gone mad.

Discipline - 6-27-2005 at 01:41 AM

Tom Cruise needs to die because he's fucking Katie Holmes. That should be me fucking her damnit.

BL - 6-27-2005 at 02:16 AM

YEAH, ID LIKE TO SEE TOM CRUISE IN A DARK ALLEY IN THE MIDST OF DAWN... I WOULD SMASH HIS PRETTY FACE IN, HOW POPULAR DO YOU THINK HE WOULD BE THEN... FUCKING FAKE ASS PRETTY BOIS, DIE!

CHEERS
BL

Mark Lind - 6-27-2005 at 09:45 AM

I would take a bullet for Lindsay Lohan.

BDx13 - 6-27-2005 at 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lind
I would take a bullet for Lindsay Lohan.

the new, crack addicted skelton lindsay lohan? or the previously healthy and curvy lindsay lohan? or did i just get punked?

JawnDiablo - 6-27-2005 at 10:28 AM

tom cruise is a homosexual . everyone knows it is a fake marriage

BDx13 - 6-27-2005 at 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juandiablo
tom cruise is a homosexual . everyone knows it is a fake marriage

every gay man i know loves this dude.

has anyone heard that interview he did with matt lauer (sp?) about brooke shields and the history of psychology. wow. tom is from another planet.

moron - 6-27-2005 at 11:40 AM

http://cruiseoprah.ytmnd.com/

I dunno if there's sound to this because Im at work and cant listen, but it looks funny.

xsharpx - 6-27-2005 at 01:40 PM

ok Im adding onto my list.... and here goes
1) all of these so called "hardcore kids" that look like they just stepped into their sisters pants and have bitch hair cuts...
2) Robert Smith.... The only song that I liked of theirs was Boys Dont Cry and I only like that song when Sheer terror covered it... shit was priceless
3) all of the new hardcore bands that think that they are hardcore just because they have a breakdown in the song.... you aint hardcore you are just metal fags impostering REAL hardcore bands
4) I will have to agree with good charlotte
5) anyone with a mohawk because they have become so fashionable
6) The people that own the Gap and Hot Topic because what they have done to punk rock and hardcore.....

Discipline - 6-27-2005 at 04:44 PM

What if it's a green foot-high mohawk. Those aren't too trendy I wouldn't think. It's the people with the faux-hawks that I fuckin hate. If you wanna sport a mohawk then do it right. It's not a haircut you should be able to hide when the grandparents are over. Faux-hawks are gayer then emo, and that's saying a lot.

KyleOz - 6-27-2005 at 05:17 PM

Willie Aames - bibleman fucking sucks.

Carolyn Strauss and Daniel Knauf - You fucking killed Carnivale

I'll add more soon enough

Mark Lind - 6-27-2005 at 09:58 PM

beefy lindsay is my favorite. girl had curves like my old race car track that Santa gave me when I was 7.

Todd - 6-27-2005 at 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xsharpx

2) Robert Smith.... The only song that I liked of theirs was Boys Dont Cry and I only like that song when Sheer terror covered it... shit was priceless
3) all of the new hardcore bands that think that they are hardcore just because they have a breakdown in the song.... you aint hardcore you are just metal fags impostering REAL hardcore bands

I think The Cure-Disintegration is one of the best albums ever recorded and this is the second time this week I've heard someone talking about 'metal fags' doing something bad to hardcore. There's not a metalhead that I know of that would cop to having anything to do with this mostly very shitty form of music. The only people that have ruined hardcore are the turds that are involved in it these days, and no, this does not go for bands like Blood for Blood or The Bad Vibes, or Gabe and his band of crazy Texans or the majority of very nice and very cool old school hardcore cats that hang out at Thorp.

BDx13 - 6-27-2005 at 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lind
beefy lindsay is my favorite. girl had curves like my old race car track that Santa gave me when I was 7.

whew.

Todd - 6-27-2005 at 11:26 PM

Hey Duane, was my last post the type of mean spirited crap you were referring to yesterday. I'm very confused these days. I like the Thorp board but sometimes my stupidity meter just goes off the charts. What's with hardcore people blaming metalheads for hardcore sucking these days; I don't get it. As a matter of fact the most hardcore band I've seen in years was Hate Eternal at the Troc. They travelled in a small van and trailer, carried their own equipment, spent time with their fans, and even though the turnout was low, they played with passion and heart. That, to me, is hardcore.

BDx13 - 6-27-2005 at 11:33 PM

no, not really. i'm all for disagreement and debate so long as it's fair. besides, you didn't call anyone a retard cock gobbler, so that's cool.

you last post kinda got me thinking about the whole chicken and egg thing. is the problem that people have with metal that metal bands are trying to sound like hardcore bands, or hardcore bands trying to sound more metal. six of one, huh? half dozen of another, eh?!

you know what i say... you don't like it, don't listen to it. in the mean time, gabe and i will be listening to skrewdriver.

gavin - 6-27-2005 at 11:39 PM

boots and braces
always get the friggin blame yo

Todd - 6-28-2005 at 12:08 AM

retard cock gobbler, huh? ok, i'll cross that off my list of insults. as far as metal invading hardcore or vice versa, i don't know a single real metal dude that has anything but disdain for hardcore, ESPECIALLY metallic hardcore. the guys in hate eternal are not sitting around trying to figure out how to tap into the phony swedish metal craze that seems to have poisoned hardcore. i guess i should just face the fact that i'm a metalhead that used to listen to hardcore and stop whining on the Thorp board everytime someone says 'metal fag'.

Todd - 6-28-2005 at 12:11 AM

and for the record, there were bands that were able to fuse the fury of hardcore with the skills of metal, bands like Born Without a Face, The Cro Mags, Dr. Know, and the greatest crusty metal punk band of them all, The Amebix. getting back on topic, kevin millar-red sox, and the already mentioned tom cruise. bullseye!!!

BDx13 - 6-28-2005 at 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Todd
retard cock gobbler, huh?

yeah, i really don't know where that came from.

Todd - 6-28-2005 at 12:31 AM

sent you an annoying u2u, mr. duane