Thorp and Sailor's Grave Board

No offense to the few Texans on here, but I don't know about some o' y'all....

Colin - 2-15-2011 at 08:09 PM

this was a big door magnet on a vehicle that's been parked in the lot at the ski resort I work at....we get a lot of old conservative Texans in SUVs here. I found everything about this to be pretty funny. I wonder how many copies have sold, what with that brilliant cover art & all

"Not In My Country is about a man who, through a twist of fate, finds himself caught up in a terrorist plot, and this threatens his country, which he loves so dearly. His original assignment was to check on the drug trade between Mexico and the U.S., but he finds intrigue, death, and love-a great, passionate love- which helps to heal the wounds of his past. But he is not to have her. The fates once again take him in a different direction. He destroys those who would bring harm to his beloved country and leaves his new love behind to follow his destiny."

morgan - 2-15-2011 at 10:35 PM

I don't even where to begin with this one.

Colin - 2-15-2011 at 10:44 PM

"terriorism" for one......

clevohardcore - 2-15-2011 at 11:04 PM

A story of dog breeds, drug wars and love?

morgan - 2-16-2011 at 04:15 AM

Painfully blatant typos aside, this hits a level of retarded that I don't think I'm capable of coping with.

Jason the Magnificent - 2-16-2011 at 06:37 AM

I love that the description of the book looks like a 4th graders book report.

spyderdog - 2-16-2011 at 08:01 AM

that looks like something that would sell really well around here

Colin - 2-16-2011 at 11:02 AM

& why is his head so disproportionate to his body?

Six66Mike - 2-16-2011 at 10:25 PM

And why is Sarah Palin's hand so huge. Bad art lol

barc0debaby - 2-17-2011 at 01:48 AM

They look exactly like the Team America puppets.

spyderdog - 2-17-2011 at 07:09 AM

aka the tea party

XnMeX - 2-17-2011 at 11:14 AM

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

tireironsaint - 2-17-2011 at 11:47 AM

That's got nothin' to do with Texas and everything to do with being retarded.

XnMeX - 2-17-2011 at 12:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by tireironsaint
That's got nothin' to do with Texas and everything to do with being retarded.



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Furly - 2-18-2011 at 11:05 AM

in completely UNRELATED news..... I think I found my Secret Santa gift for this year!

DAK - 2-18-2011 at 03:39 PM

Quit making fun of my truck, you jerks.

Colin - 2-18-2011 at 08:38 PM

unfortunately these people are the type that give Texas a bad rap here....