Andrew Dice Clay on Charlie Sheen
“Nobody has got the balls to tell this guy how f***ed up he is. He’s on TV terrorizing newscasters because they’ve seen him waving a f***ing machete
in the air. He’s f***ing saying, ‘I’m winning.’
“Let me tell you something Charlie, I used to be a big fan of what you do, you did some great movies in the past, you had the opportunity to be on one
of the greatest sitcoms of this f***ing decade and then you go on TV and promote f***ing drugs, you call that winning?”
And there’s more.
“You call winning when there’s f***ing custody battles, your kids are being taken from you and you’re living with two f***ing porno actresses that I
could watch on YouTube, (bleeping) myself off and shut on the off button?
“And then you go on TV and promote f***ing drugs. You call that f***ing winning when you get f***ing fired from a hit f***ing sitcom? You call that
winning?
“And you think you’re f***ing winning going from a hit show to a f***ing cooking show tossing a f***ing salad?”
“I’m sick of watching the Charlie f***ing Sheen show.”
Clay ended his angry explosion telling Sheen, “You’re not a rock star, you’re not a comic. You’re the biggest f***ing loser in the world as far as I’m
concerned, okay? Go get the help you f***ing need.”
XHonusWagnerX - 3-18-2011 at 11:59 AM
the funny part about this (to me) is who cares what Andrew Dice Clay has to say about anyone?BDx13 - 3-18-2011 at 12:29 PM
really?
not the eye patch?Jason the Magnificent - 3-18-2011 at 12:47 PM
Hmm, whining about drugs, yet smoking cigarettes...Charlie Sheen is a "loser" yet the only reason anyone is even seeing Dice talking about this is
because...he's talking about the "loser".
Charlie Sheen will turn into a phoenix and fly us all off to the moon before Dice does anything half as interesting as Sheen eating breakfast.
Actually that phoenix thing would rule.Mark Lind - 3-18-2011 at 12:48 PM
This is clearly a publicity stunt by Charlie Sheen. Mission accomplished; people are talking about him. gavin - 3-18-2011 at 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Lind
This is clearly a publicity stunt by Charlie Sheen. Mission accomplished; people are talking about him.
finally!
the sheen thing is a TOTAL WORK
get hip ya friggin marks(not you mark, i mean people who are buying it...forget it..you know what i mean)Jason the Magnificent - 3-18-2011 at 01:02 PM
Who was the other "big" name that called him out? The one Baldwin...Shecky or whatever his name is. Wonder who else will crawl out of the woodwork.Mark Lind - 3-18-2011 at 01:03 PM
He's showing Joaquin Phoenix how it's done. gavin - 3-18-2011 at 01:04 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Lind
He's showing Joaquin Phoenix how it's done.
exactly!!!!
any old school wrestling fan who is buying this should be ashaaaaaaaamedDiscipline - 3-18-2011 at 01:17 PM
The first thing that stuck out to me in this video is that he recently shaved of part of his sideburns. Needs some spray tan on that honky skin.Vanilla Gorilla - 3-18-2011 at 01:21 PM
eye patch?BKT - 3-18-2011 at 01:35 PM
That was amazing and as far as Sheen goes. Everyday I hope to read about his death.
BKT.JawnDiablo - 3-18-2011 at 03:52 PM
I been saying all along that Chucky knows what he's doing.........
Yes, it's a total work.
Bad press or good press, it is still press regardless. XnMeX - 3-18-2011 at 04:41 PM
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Originally posted by juandiablo
I been saying all along that Chucky knows what he's doing.........
Yes, it's a total work.
Bad press or good press, it is still press regardless.
Exactly!
How many of us were talking about Charlie Sheen last month?clevohardcore - 3-18-2011 at 04:41 PM
I got coffee this morning from coffee beanery. Across the mall was a HOT TOPIC with about 6 different Sheen shirts with either his face on em and a
quote or quotes. They even have his signature of authenticity. I'm sure people are buying them too. The whole front of the store/window had a big
display of it. XnMeX - 3-18-2011 at 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by clevohardcore
I got coffee this morning from coffee beanery. Across the mall was a HOT TOPIC with about 6 different Sheen shirts with either his face on em and a
quote or quotes. They even have his signature of authenticity. I'm sure people are buying them too. The whole front of the store/window had a big
display of it.
You have to be a real "I love what is popular right this second!" toolbag to wear one of these. I hate people.Colin - 3-19-2011 at 12:46 AM
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Originally posted by gavin
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Originally posted by Mark Lind
He's showing Joaquin Phoenix how it's done.
exactly!!!!
any old school wrestling fan who is buying this should be ashaaaaaaaamed
yeah...I was wondering, I had
never even seen his show before, last I remembered he was in that movie the The Chase, which I liked, then he just showed up in tabloid talk of
hookers & cocaine for like 10 years, next thing I know he's HUGE because he flips out & drops some classic quotable catchphrases all angry over his
show I had never seen. makes perfect sense.barc0debaby - 3-19-2011 at 01:27 AM
As a former cocaine aficionado I rebuke the claims that this is an elaborate ruse. Dude is blown out like a Tijuana hookers pussy.Jason the Magnificent - 3-19-2011 at 08:40 AM
I don't believe for a second this thing is a ruse. Phoenix lost nothing with his stunt, he was between movies acting a fool for his own amusement.
Sheen is crazier than a shithouse rat. He's basically thrown away a legit gig to go on a bender. Dude is burnt and a genius.
I really don't see the point in wishing him ill. I'd rather hear about his hijinx than see more Justin Bieber and Hanna Montana headlines.Six66Mike - 3-19-2011 at 09:41 AM
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Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent
I really don't see the point in wishing him ill. I'd rather hear about his hijinx than see more Justin Bieber and Hanna Montana headlines.
