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clevohardcore - 3-25-2011 at 10:09 AM

I think I got one. After yoga and workout Monday something didn't seem right. I took a shit and it felt like someone gave me a Brazilian wax to my asshole when I wiped. No blood, just pain. Upon further inspection it feels like a bump at the end of the sphincter. Anyone got any advice? Its freaking me out. Thinking of calling my Family Doc, but not sure if that's what I should do. Does it go away? Or what? WEBMD made it sound like its normal and goes away unless its really bad then ya need surgery. I never had one so I don't know. Anything like this seems bad to me.

:thumbdown::sniffle:

MattyA - 3-25-2011 at 10:13 AM

Preparation H, they go away and come back. This is why I stay away from spicy food.

BDx13 - 3-25-2011 at 10:30 AM

quite fortunately, i have no experience with such things.
good luck to you and your asshole!

Colin - 3-25-2011 at 11:21 AM

never went to the doctor about it, but I'm pretty sure I've had them since I was 13. I eat LOADS of spicy foods every day, & blood on the TP is common....I don't do anything to treat it so I have no idea how to go about them besides Prep H. My ass itches when it gets sweaty is all I know

Spoiler - 3-26-2011 at 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by BD
quite fortunately, i have no experience with such things.
good luck to you and your asshole!

Vanilla Gorilla - 3-26-2011 at 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Spoiler
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Originally posted by BD
quite fortunately, i have no experience with such things.
good luck to you and your asshole!

barc0debaby - 3-27-2011 at 01:33 AM

Chill out for a week or two, no strenuous exercising. Slowly up your fiber intake, but be careful or else you'll just get constipated. You don't want to be straining to punch a deuce. Soak in a hot bath once a day. Witch hazel helps as well, and ditch the TP for some baby wipes.

I get them on occasion from a combination of weightlifting and dieting. Low carb diets can slow down the factory pretty good.

morgan - 3-27-2011 at 03:43 AM

Been fortunate enough to never have one and I hope I never do.

jonnynewbreed - 3-27-2011 at 07:43 AM

Nothing to worry about dude. Happens to the best of us as we get older.

Blood on the TP in varying quantities is normal for me at this point. Get some prep H if it hurts, itches etc otherwise it'll shrink down on its own.

There is a medical procedure where they actually tie off the roid but I don't think its pleasant.

JawnDiablo - 3-27-2011 at 09:35 AM

I've had em but never anything too bad, and never too often.
once after driving for like 6 hours and staying in a house fulla chicks and not shitting while I was there.
I didn't want to clear the place out and have them associate the foul feces odor with me
I've since gotten over the idea
they went away....the roids and the college chicks
be careful what you sit on for a while
and stay away from the anal....

Discipline - 3-27-2011 at 11:11 AM

My old roommate used to get them, and he usually got them pretty damn bad.