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Hardest song title ever...

Jason the Magnificent - 5-5-2011 at 08:54 PM

Withstand the Fall of Time - Immortal

Conceptually there's nothing even close...think about it...it's like Bulldoze getting punked by barbarians.

Your turn.

SS76 - 5-5-2011 at 10:53 PM

Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt - Cannibal Corpse

Conceptually there's nothing even close...think about it...fucking entrails RIPPED from a virgin's cunt.

REV.PAULIE - 5-6-2011 at 04:17 AM

"Frezzer Full Of Nigger Heads" ...Grinded Nig,I believe...No idea what it sounds like,but that title makes me laugh to no end...


Fuck you,it's ridiculous...

Discipline - 5-6-2011 at 08:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
"Frezzer Full Of Nigger Heads" ...Grinded Nig,I believe...No idea what it sounds like,but that title makes me laugh to no end...


Fuck you,it's ridiculous...


http://www.myspace.com/grindednig1

Six66Mike - 5-6-2011 at 09:27 AM

Some of my favourite's are from a black metal band Satan's Almighty Penis. Such as:

Molestation of The Pathetic Christian Whore
Torn By The Shaft of Satan

Anal Cunt also had some goodies:

Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy
No We Don't Want To Do A 7'' With Your Stupid Fucking Band

Jason the Magnificent - 5-6-2011 at 09:57 AM

Derailment complete lol.

AC have amazing song titles though.

Colin - 5-6-2011 at 10:06 AM

jesus...thumbs up to every song title in this thread....

Johnny_Whistle - 5-6-2011 at 10:42 AM

Robby Roadsteamer - "I'm Sorry Your Cat Has Ass Cancer"

Discipline - 5-6-2011 at 01:21 PM

Anal Cunt - I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank
Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to Americas Funniest Home Videos
Anal Cunt - I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
Anal Cunt - Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison
Anal Cunt - I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
Anal Cunt - I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die
Anal Cunt - I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
Anal Cunt - We're Not 'In Da House' You Fucking Wigger

necrobutcher - 5-7-2011 at 01:09 PM

More Anal Cunt:

I went back in time and voted for Hitler
Hitler was a sensitive man
Chris Barnes is a pussy
Cutting in front of God Forbid in the welfare line
Job for a talentless faggot
Limp Bizkit think they're black but they're really just gay
Extreme Noise Terror are afraid of us


JawnDiablo - 5-7-2011 at 02:23 PM

Anal Cunt....them guys crack me up.
even if their songs sound like a vacuum cleaner sucking up gravel.....

jcarter - 5-7-2011 at 03:41 PM

An album title not a song but I always liked the title "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw" by Spooky Tooth.

Discipline - 5-7-2011 at 04:14 PM

"I Broke Your Hymen, You Broke My Heart" by The Alley Dukes

Six66Mike - 5-7-2011 at 08:00 PM

David Allen Coe has some good ones :D

Mark Lind - 5-7-2011 at 09:30 PM

Toxic Narcotic - We're Not Happy Til You're Not Happy

spyderdog - 5-7-2011 at 09:40 PM

shes gone back to whorin

Murk - 5-7-2011 at 09:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
"Frezzer Full Of Nigger Heads" ...Grinded Nig,I believe...No idea what it sounds like,but that title makes me laugh to no end...

Fuck you,it's ridiculous...


LOL!!!

Colin - 5-8-2011 at 12:13 PM

I assumed some Anal Cunt would appear here....."Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks"

Mark Lind - 5-8-2011 at 12:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Blackout Colin
I assumed some Anal Cunt would appear here....."Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks"


Q: What's the difference between a bag of coke and a toddler?



























A: Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fly out the window.