plastic surgery

moron - 6-30-2005 at 04:16 PM

Not that anyone here would actually get any plastic surgery, but if you were going to, what would you get?

I think I would look a hell of a lot tougher with a "butt chin"

Discipline - 6-30-2005 at 04:20 PM

Butt cheek implants

moron - 6-30-2005 at 04:22 PM

I saw it done on Extreme Makeover... or whatever it's called. Some dude had no chin so they added a bigger, tougher looking one. Pretty sweet, but it did look pretty fake.

CR83 - 6-30-2005 at 04:48 PM

My first thought is a dick implant but why waste the money. I'd get Lypo. Get rid of the last few pounds I haven't been able to jog off.

RomanticViolence - 6-30-2005 at 04:56 PM

I'd get nipples on my elbows... and maybe a third breast!

bystanderfanzine.com - 6-30-2005 at 04:57 PM

lipo around my gut

my Smith family double chin taken car of

maybe some tatoos zapped off

Killthehumans - 6-30-2005 at 05:10 PM

i love to watch surgery, i can watch them cut, slice ...etc. and eat popcorn while doing it. But for some reason i cant watch plastic surgery, they could be doing it , but the second i know its cosmetic plastic surgery i get sick to my stomach. dont know why

newbreedbrian - 6-30-2005 at 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by RomanticViolence
I'd get nipples on my elbows... and maybe a third breast!

cool, you'd be like that chick from total recall. 3 knockers is hot......sick hot.

moron - 6-30-2005 at 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian

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Originally posted by RomanticViolence
I'd get nipples on my elbows... and maybe a third breast!

cool, you'd be like that chick from total recall. 3 knockers is hot......sick hot.

"I wish I had more hands"

BDx13 - 6-30-2005 at 06:20 PM

LYPO!

KyleOz - 6-30-2005 at 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by BIG DUANE
LYPO!

Torso and double chin

SHAKO KEN - 6-30-2005 at 10:03 PM

this documentary about plastic surgery had some guy that got muscle implants in his upper arms. that's got to be one of the lowest things ever. looked very weird too. he was like "working out takes a lot of effort".

BDx13 - 6-30-2005 at 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by SHAKO KEN
"working out takes a lot of effort".

he's on to something!

JawnDiablo - 7-1-2005 at 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by moron
Not that anyone here would actually get any plastic surgery, but if you were going to, what would you get?

I think I would look a hell of a lot tougher with a "butt chin"

i have a "butt chin"

peter from family guy has the ultimate butt chin

JawnDiablo - 7-1-2005 at 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by bystanderfanzine.com
lipo around my gut

my Smith family double chin taken car of

maybe some tatoos zapped off

i could probably stand to have half of my tattoos zapped off considering they are faded and some are 12 years old and of well lets say "not up to the current standard of excellence" could definitley lose the sick of it all dragon on my leg that somehow got all fuctup over the last 12 years...

Ungodly - 7-1-2005 at 12:52 PM

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Oh man, I have a story, and I become 11 again and laugh whenever I think of it (Scott, Riverhead content).

This dude Joe Marino in 6th grade was a total bonehead and showoff. I heard as an adult he was arrested for giving a cop the finger. He was the type that really tortured those who would let him, but was just really funny sometimes.

Joe did not like Mr Zamber, the choir director. Mr. Zamber had one of those butt chins that was so pronounced that a pea could easily get lodged in the top of the crack. I forget the context, but they had some exchange of words in which Joe called Mr Zamber a "booty chin." Joe was sent to the principal and told to write a letter of apology as part of his punishment. The letter, as the story goes, read:

"Dear Mr. Zamber,

I'm sorry your chin looks like a booty."

Anyway, I should really have this surgery to correct what happens when your mom doesn't take you to get braces, which costs 10,000$. Insurance considers it "cosmetic" even tho I can never close my mouth comfortably and I get sinus problems from it, so I guess I would get that. I think I look OK, so I'm not worried about that, but I would get it if I didn't have to go into debt for it.

Otherwise, extra fingers for playing bass, maybe?
Maybe a lot, so I could have some to grow my nails out on and others to play with.

BL - 7-1-2005 at 02:54 PM

I WOULD LIKE TO GET CYBORG ARMS SO I COULD CRUSH SKULLS WITH MY BARE HANDS... MAYBE A SET OF RAZOR TEETH SO I COULD BITE SOMEONES FACE OFF. I DONT KNOW, LASER BEAM EYES; I WOULD GET SOMETHING COOL...

CHEERS
BL