Originally posted by Big Duane
brevity, my friend, brevity.
- introduce yourself to everyone and tell em how you know billy;
- tell the story about billy's shaved nuts for a quick laugh;
- ask everyone to raise their glasses;
- make a sincere statement about your enthuiasm for the bride and groom and their future together (be sure to compliment billy's wife);
- sit your ass down in under four minutes. |