Were you raised by wolves? (creamer asshole content)

Jason the Magnificent - 6-2-2011 at 07:47 AM

Lately I keep getting stuck behind buttholes at the coffee creamer counters (starbucks/caribou etc) who insist on taking up the whole counter for 5 minutes while they measure out cream and sugar to micron like amounts and then keep tasting scalding hot coffee to see if they got their ratio just right yet.

Seriously...have you never drank coffee before? Pour in your cream and sugar and move the fuck on...I have places to go.

XHonusWagnerX - 6-2-2011 at 09:51 AM

I dont have that issue cause I dont drink coffee, but I hate when I'm next in line at a register and the person in front of me is done, but has to put away some change and a card and a recipt and find their keys and do 30 other things before they move out of the way!

At Autozone the other day a lady was doing that and the guy said to me in line, I can help you here. So I moved forward, but the lady just looked at me and said 'you can go ahead', but there wasnt even space for me to put down what I was buying!

I say grab your shit and move to the side at the very least!

Jason the Magnificent - 6-2-2011 at 09:58 AM

Amen.

Another thing that bugs the piss out of me is diagonal walkers.

Those people in a parking lot walking to their car...who instead of crossing the lane and then walking along the cars on the side they need to get to...cross in a long diagonal from their point of origin to their car taking the longest amount of time possible to get to where they're going at my inconvenience.

Jason the Magnificent - 6-2-2011 at 10:03 AM

Thread title change to apply to all gripes about people who don't know how to function in society.

XHonusWagnerX - 6-2-2011 at 10:28 AM

I bet "ASSHOLE CREAMER" would have gotten more clicks though

tireironsaint - 6-2-2011 at 10:30 AM

I see almost all of these on a nearly daily basis, sometimes I'm surprised when I get home at the end of the day and my head hasn't exploded.

Colin - 6-2-2011 at 10:43 AM

almost every single day of my life I am constantly frustrated by the stupid little things people do....I try to be aware of my surroundings, considering the simple task of doing so keeps me from getting hit by cars & bikes, hitting people with cars & bikes, getting in other peoples ways & looking like an ass, etc etc.
Somehow this is incredibly hard for like anywhere between 40%-70% of the people I encounter on a day to day basis to do. Assholes on their cellphones has a lot to do with it. Stupid people who don't realize that their ass is 4 feet wide in the grocery store make up a large section. Maybe the fact I live in a tourist town where walking 6 (sometimes 4 foot asses) abroad with baby strollers at 1 mile an hour whether it's window shopping or walking on the BIKE/WALKING trail might have something to do with it.
I can't tell if they're stupid, rude, or both. Maybe I'm the asshole....

Johnny_Whistle - 6-2-2011 at 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
I bet "ASSHOLE CREAMER" would have gotten more clicks though

It definitely makes for an good band name.

:tumble:

XnMeX - 6-2-2011 at 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent
Amen.

Another thing that bugs the piss out of me is diagonal walkers.

Those people in a parking lot walking to their car...who instead of crossing the lane and then walking along the cars on the side they need to get to...cross in a long diagonal from their point of origin to their car taking the longest amount of time possible to get to where they're going at my inconvenience.

This reminds me of what I call "3 niggas deep"...

When 3 or more people are walking on the side of a road with no sidewalk and all walking side by side taking up about 1/2 of the right lane of the road. I don't know where me and my friend exactly came up with it but I think it was a line in a rap song, it actually has nothing to do with race and is usually done by middle aged white women. We would just say in "ghetto style" "Look at these mufukkas rolling 3 niggas deep!".

MattyA - 6-2-2011 at 02:25 PM

I hate people who run on the street when there's a sidewalk right there. Annoys the shit out of me, run on the sidewalk that's what it is there for.

XnMeX - 6-2-2011 at 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by MattyA
I hate people who run on the street when there's a sidewalk right there. Annoys the shit out of me, run on the sidewalk that's what it is there for.

Hell, ride you bicycles on the sidewalk as well as long as it's not full of people walking. That's what I do, I don't trust drivers.

Dave - 6-2-2011 at 03:08 PM

Grocery store checkouts, when ppl are pushing their carts thru the lane, when your trying to pay for your shit. calm the fuck down old ladies, i don't need your fucking cart wacking me in the leg.

Oh and all those power wheelchair ppl too. GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROADS! you are not a car no matter how many lights, flags, mirrors you put on it, stay the hell on the sidewalks...

Colin - 6-2-2011 at 03:44 PM

my area is infested with hippies & yuppies who can not for the life of them keep their fuckin' dogs on a leash. I can't understand it

BDx13 - 6-2-2011 at 08:35 PM

jason, are you me?
cause you sound like me.

JawnDiablo - 6-2-2011 at 10:09 PM

I guess I am not the only person who encounters all of these random types of jack offs.
coffee douche
cashier line fuckos
street jogging goofs

how about fuckheads in the gym who just sit on machines / weight equipment and fan themselves or read magazines and yap on the phone while trudging along at a snails pace?
that and fuckos in the gym who stink like curry and unwashed ass?
my gym is free as a tenant where i live, but i live amongst a many a foreigner and ghetto moron...........so get your mental image / scratch & sniff

Jason the Magnificent - 6-3-2011 at 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by MQ74

my gym is free as a tenant where i live, but i live amongst a many a foreigner and ghetto moron...........so get your mental image / scratch & sniff

That's universal...my gym isn't free and it's like that.

mattybar - 6-3-2011 at 05:37 AM

my gym is full of freaks.
dudes standing shaving naked in the bathroom.
do you need to be naked to shave your face?!

see also, the dudes who stand (again, naked) in the mirror using a fucking hairdryer to dry themselves.

and the absolute worst is the guys who photograph themselves on their phones after their workout.
just go jerk off already!

Jason the Magnificent - 6-3-2011 at 06:05 AM

I have a guy @ my gym I refer to as Mr Bojangles. Every time I turn into the locker room, he standing in the shower with the curtain drying his balls with the towel between his legs back and forth in a long motion like he's trying to saw them off.

Dude shows up @ the gym gets on the treadmill for 30 secs then washes his balls.