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lemmy is gay

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 07:11 PM

or at least bi-sexual
i just read an interview
crazy

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 07:12 PM

Ian 'Lemmy' Kilmister is a Rock n Roll icon. His legendary band MOTORHEAD has been going on strong for over 30 years, and there looks like no signs of the band, or the man faltering.



"I play Rock n' Roll to the max," he told VH1, "Motorhead are a



Rock n' Roll band, devoted to partying, booze, and sex". Sex is something Lemmy Kilmister is renowned for. The man claims to have bedded thousands of women, including ladies from Penthouse and Playboy. Lemmy isn't the most good looking of all chaps, but he's definitely turns humans on, whether with his music or with his lifestyle.



But has his life been all women all the time?

"People have difficulties overcoming guilt", Lemmy said, "One thing that makes us feel guilty is our sexuality. I know many good people who are gay or bisexual, and I'm proud to say that I can Rock and booze with the best of them. Why? Well, because I am one."



You heard right, Lemmy has decided to come clean and spill the truth out to all his fans.

"My sexual urge for females was always a driving force to the music. Songs like 'Limb From Limb' and 'Make My Day' were written as odes to the female body. But sometimes we,

as men, can not always find females to be the more... err... nourishing gender sometimes. Y'know what I mean? Sometimes this... feeling takes you over and you

wanna experiment and try out new stuff. I am proud of being a bisexual, and this still doesn't mean I don't want a little bit of p**** on the side (laughs)."



"Prejudices are always hard to break. But I don't give a shit about what others think of me. Motorhead has never been about the critics. It's all the music. Just because I enjoy some guys doesn't mean jack. I still churn out the music every

fucking night, all the fuckking time. I am proud of my fans, and they know that I always give 100%."



Rock n' Roll, and in particular Metal has always been a rather macho genre. However, with legendary musical icons like Rob Halford (JUDAS PRIEST) and Freddy Mercury (QUEEN) admitting to being homosexual, the stereotypes have been stripped down. Lemmy's coming out may come as a shock, but can we deal with it? The man certainly can.



"I love you guys. No innuendo intended!"



Motorhead's Stone Dead Forever DVD will be out on July 4th through SPV.

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 7-1-2005 at 07:18 PM

you gotta be kidding me

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 08:15 PM

lemmy like schlong

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 08:17 PM

no real gay dude is gonna bang an ungly guy like friggin lemmy
i aint buyin it at all

Jason the Magnificent - 7-1-2005 at 08:18 PM

Lemmy is beyond the judgement of mere mortals such as ourselves. More power to him.

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 08:21 PM

i have nothing against the gayz at all
more power to 'em
i just think its funny is all
there is no way he is getting laid by any real gay dudes

Jason the Magnificent - 7-1-2005 at 08:26 PM

Think about it dude. If he can get laid by women...he sure as HELL can get laid by me. How many girls have you ever heard go "oh lemmy...hes so hot!"

Jason the Magnificent - 7-1-2005 at 08:26 PM

Men, not me. Freudian slip.

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 08:30 PM

HAHAHA
nice

yeah but gay dudes are all like those queer eye dudes
they aint havin any of lemmys balls

Jason the Magnificent - 7-1-2005 at 08:31 PM

Nah thats just the gay dudes the media wants us to see so we stay comfortable in the eccentric gay stereotype...believe you me. Theres some heavy hittin hard ballin gay dudes out there who would take him on "warts and all"

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 08:33 PM

ya think?
my dad is gay and the only dudes i ever see him around are queer eye types

Discipline - 7-1-2005 at 08:47 PM

Lemmy is the god of all music and I worship at the alter of Motorhead. This changes nothing about my feelings towards Lemmy or Motorhead. That being said, I find all that kind of........odd. I can't picture Lemmy choking down some dudes cock. I'm guessing he's more of a pitcher then a catcher.

newbreedbrian - 7-1-2005 at 11:16 PM

huh.....well that was unexpected

gavin - 7-1-2005 at 11:20 PM

i just find this to be really funny for some reason
im not sure why
im gonna ask my dad what he thinks

Todd - 7-2-2005 at 01:08 AM

lem just increased his chances of getting some action by 50%. makes no difference to me. motorhead=:D

Discipline - 7-2-2005 at 01:16 AM

Motorhead = greatest band ever!

cary thrasher - 7-2-2005 at 01:33 AM

no surprise. i mean, wasn't he the editor of his school newspaper?

JawnDiablo - 7-2-2005 at 07:58 AM

SAY IT AINT SO!!!!!!!
there was no doubt about rob halford, but lemmy? i dunno this is a shocker...thanks for fuckin with my mornin vibes.....whats next? and the worst part is i just got this terrible mental image of lemmy and....

clevohardcore - 7-2-2005 at 08:00 AM

I think this shit is funny. First ROB HALFORD comes out of the clsoet in the mid nineties. Then Motley Crue break up and we see they are morons. Metallica release some kind of monster and we see them cry all the time. Then Lemmy is out of the closet. ALLT HE METALHEADS IN MY HIGHSCHOOL WERE INFLUNECED BY GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAA :P:P:P:P

clevohardcore - 7-2-2005 at 08:01 AM

also lets not forget about the singer from SLAYER admitting he's really CATHOLIC.......................:P

Dave - 7-2-2005 at 09:07 AM

wow...................:o

serenity - 7-2-2005 at 01:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
also lets not forget about the singer from SLAYER admitting he's really CATHOLIC.......................:P


what? tom araya is catholic?

JawnDiablo - 7-2-2005 at 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
also lets not forget about the singer from SLAYER admitting he's really CATHOLIC.......................:P


say it aint so!
i was in the bookstore yesterday waiting for my kid to finish up football camp (yeah its funny my kid is real good at sports, i hated sports, and jocks for that matter when i was a kid) anyway since this piece of shit bookstore had NO AUTOMOTIVE section, which is what i usually shoot to, i went to music, and there was the"Encyclopedia Of Heavy Metal"..i could not resist...god damn if all them bands i liked when i was a kid dont look like cock puffers now that im a grown up...or at least over it

deathbox - 7-2-2005 at 09:32 PM

Is this for real? Either way, Lemmy is gonna have someones ass over this.

soisy - 7-3-2005 at 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent
Think about it dude. If he can get laid by women...he sure as HELL can get laid by me. How many girls have you ever heard go "oh lemmy...hes so hot!"

hehehehe