Biohazard kicked out Evan!?

XHonusWagnerX - 6-7-2011 at 02:06 PM

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?...

Bassist/co-vocalist Evan Seinfeld has left seminal New York City hardcore/metal band BIOHAZARD.

"We have a long history together, but it's time for a change," said guitarist/co-founder Bobby Hambel. "We wish Evan well."

Scott Roberts, who played on the band's 2005 "Means To An End" album and has been part of the BIOHAZARD extended family since, will step in for Seinfeld when BIOHAZARD plays the U.K.'s Download festival on June 12, and again on June 13 at the Metal Hammer Golden Gods Awards in London. Hambel, guitarist/vocalist Billy Graziadei and drummer Danny Schuler will begin scouting for a permanent replacement when they return to the U.S.

Working with producer Toby Wright, BIOHAZARD has just completed its first new studio album in six years and the first with the original lineup since 1994's "State of The World Address". The LP will be released this fall, and will be followed by an extensive world tour, with concerts planned in North America, South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia.

"We had a great time recording this album and we're psyched about it," said Graziadei. "We're really looking forward to having everyone hear it and to get back on the road to rip it up!"

"I think it's one of the best albums we've ever done," echoed Schuler, "so we're ready to see what the future holds."

In a May 2011 interview with "The Big Rock Show", Graziadei stated about BIOHAZARD's long-awaited tenth studio album, "I think the reason we ended up kicking out a record of this stature is probably because we went on tour and played live first. There was no other reason — it wasn't business, it wasn't money; there's not much money in this genre of music, especially with our career. It was more so to get a chance to rewrite history.

"People kind of wrote BIOHAZARD off. And one thing for me, personally, was I always wished that we could have gotten back together with Bobby and we never did. So that was important for us. And that brought us back into that live element of the band. It's like we never stopped; we got on stage together and it was like we were 19 again. And we rocked it; it was awesome. That live energy made it so we were able to go back and be on the right foot going into the studio to make a record."

"I think that we had some records that defined us in the past, and this record is gonna be the record that will rewrite history for BIOHAZARD in a lot of ways. It's the meat and potatoes of BIOHAZARD, but there's a growth… we stepped up in the songwriting… kind of what we have experienced over the years into BIOHAZARD without changing the sound of BIOHAZARD. It was difficult to continue to be satisfied as a musician and as an artist but yet remain true to what we have inside, and that transcribes in the writing. You still hear the passion, the angst and the energy that I felt and I hear when I listen to 'Urban Discipline' and some of our early records. But it's just a step forward in a good way."

On the songwriting process for the new CD:

"What we did is we went into the studio and we were in the studio for a couple of weeks and we kicked out 12 songs, and we were like, 'Cool. Fucking awesome. This is gonna be easy. We know BIOHAZARD; we could do this with our eyes closed. And then we stepped back and we listened to everything, and we were like… I said to Danny, 'It's cool, and there's really cool moments and I love a lot of the stuff, but if we take our time and we are brutally honest with each other and we go in and throw out anything that's crap, anything that's not 100 percent that we all four of us feel 100 percent about, we're gonna make a record that's gonna be a timely record; people are gonna appreciate that as the heart and soul of BIOHAZARD.'

"It was easy for us to go in and just kick out a bunch of cool, groovy riffs, but we threw those songs out, kept a couple of things here and there. It took a lot longer, but we made a record that is gonna be timely in our career, not a record that is just gonna be, 'Oh, cool, it's an excuse to tour.' I think that in the past, sometimes we kind of settled on that for many reasons. But this record was more important to us than anything that's going on in our lives — we all put our lives on hold and really took our time in being brutally honest with each other and made a great record."

"It doesn't really matter where the song starts from — it could be three of us sitting in a room, it could be two of us, one of us coming in with a demo, or someone could just have a riff — but wherever the song is born from, lyrically or musically, we all put it through what we call the "meatgrinder.' We all put in our ideas — 'What about this? What about that?' — and we jam on the song and sometimes rip it apart, and sometimes it doesn't need much work. But it's the individual input that makes it BIOHAZARD. Pretty much any of us could write a solo record, but it's the input of the other guys that makes what I write BIOHAZARD and vice versa for those guys."

On collaborating with producer Toby Wright, who has previously worked with KORN, SLAYER, MÖTLEY CRÜE, KISS, FEAR FACTORY, IN FLAMES, STONE SOUR and OZZY OSBOURNE, among others:

"Toby was great; he's a great dude, and I'm looking forward to working with him again. He brought something to the table that no other producer has brought before. He stayed with us through thick and thin; no producer we've ever worked with has stayed with us for a year. And Toby, he was focused. He didn't write anything, he didn't do anything other than just say, 'No, do it again.' He helped us kind of organize everything and even though I'm a producer outside of BIOHAZARD and I have a studio here in L.A., it's different when you produce your own band; you can't do that. You have to have an objective person — an outsider and someone everyone respects that isn't really tied to what you're doing emotionally. So having Toby around, he was there every during the writing [process] and rehearsals, and it was great. It was the first time in our career that we had that much attention [from a producer]. But it was weird — it was kind of like having somebody there for support but without interjecting any ideas that would cloud up who you are. When we got into the studio, he stepped up on a different tip as far as a producer goes, and I learned a lot from him as a producer and as a musician; he really helped me individually — from singing and playing guitar to the way he recorded us. He's a [good] communicator of ideas; [he would say] 'I want it to sound like this,' and he helped attain that. So it was great. We had a couple of disasters [that happened during the recording process], but that's life."

clevohardcore - 6-7-2011 at 03:06 PM

Man Evan seemed like the biggest douche bag on the planet. I do not know him at all but I have followed this band 1990. Seen them play countless times and they always rocked. That being said he was the first to grope a girl in stage during the Mata Leo tour in front of everyone. Then when they finished the show he groped another different girl when they were leaving the stage. She played it off and smacked his hand, but he got more persistent and grabbed her tits again and said something. Who knows maybe they were backstage and knew each other but she looked freaked out a bit. Plus that shit was way out in front of everyone. Basically, I started to dislike that dude. Then all porn shit and when the public really got to see who this dude really is with that vh1 show. Seriously, how the fuck did that person create records like they did? Leads credence to what others like Jimmy G and others have said publicly about them as people and a band. Again, I do not know them personally, but what I see now is not what I thought they were. Ridding the band of this guy seems to be a good thing. I only hope they continue with the BIOHAZARD path they have blazed down minus the shitty early 2000's sound and DO NOT go the route Billy has done with his other band. See ya Evan and I hope that BIOHAZARD can bring the hardcore sound back from now on.

BKT - 6-7-2011 at 03:22 PM

Bio-Hazard sucks. One of the worst "so called" hardcore bands out there.

BKT.

Vanilla Gorilla - 6-7-2011 at 03:40 PM

Never got into Biohazard

Discipline - 6-7-2011 at 05:24 PM

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Bio-Hazard sucks. One of the worst "so called" hardcore bands out there.

BKT.

Johnny_Whistle - 6-7-2011 at 05:47 PM

Years ago, I saw them in Brockton, Mass with Wrecking Crew, and interviewed them for my college radio station. Every other word out of Evan's mouth was "Fuck". I couldn't use any of it. A few months later I interviewed Wattie from the Exploited and had the same problem.

dirtysteve - 6-7-2011 at 06:33 PM

evan made tera patrick get fake tits. band sucks, nothing to do with hardcore, just wanted money. see chuck valle memorial show, for exhibit a.

Discipline - 6-7-2011 at 07:01 PM

What happened at the Valle memorial?

Mark Lind - 6-7-2011 at 07:20 PM

They're just trying to cut expenses. They could no longer afford the roadie they need to carry around the dude's massive cock for him.

MattyA - 6-7-2011 at 07:56 PM

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What happened at the Valle memorial?

MikeFromInhuman - 6-7-2011 at 08:10 PM

They made a new record with him and they kicked him out? Odd.

CR83 - 6-7-2011 at 09:19 PM

Love Biohazard. LOVE them. Have only seen them three times. Each time the guys were out before the show having a great time chatting it up with fans. Met Evan twice and each time he was very gracious. I know he's got a bad rep but for me, it has always been good.

Billy and I have exchanged e-mails over the years and he was always the nicest dude ever. This story is wild. Biohazard without Evan will not be Biohazard to me. His vocals really are the majority of songs. This will be interesting to say the least. Well, at least to dudes like me it will.

Mark Lind - 6-7-2011 at 09:46 PM

I stopped following them after State of the World Address but I still like those old albums. I can't imagine how they would go on without him. Billy has lost all of the high end of his voice and sounds terrible singing the BFB songs. My guess would be that they get a sub to support the album and then they call it a day.

dirtysteve - 6-8-2011 at 12:21 AM

from what i heard, at the benefit show while murphy's law were playing, jimmy went on a rant about how some people on the bill only cared about money and what time slot they were on, and had nothing to do with the spirit of the show, which was helping chuck's family. i dont know if he called out biohazard directly or made a thinly veiled reference to them, but he was talking about them. they also tried to sell their shitty 88 demo for 5 bucks back when no one did that, and no one was buying it, and they didnt know why. punishment is a pretty good song i guess, but overall they suck and were never really part of the hardcore scene. they tried to market themselves as hardcore but they were really trying to cash in on the cheesy rap metal crossover(judgment night, onyx slam remix).yeah, they toured with sheer terror and sick of it all, but i think that was b/c they and st were on maze at the time. it's not like they were taking some new band on the road, they knew those bands would bring in the hardcore crowd. every time i heard evan open his mouth he could never say anything except he grew up in the ghetto and smoke weed to sabbath. got kind of old.

mattybar - 6-8-2011 at 04:21 AM

If anything the fact he's not in the band makes me less inclined to write them off like I usually do.
I always thought they'd at least be passable if he just didn't do any vocals as he sounds consistently awful on everything he's ever done.
I still think Shades of Grey and Punishment are great songs but I'm not sure I'd think that if I'd never seen the videos.
They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

Mark Lind - 6-8-2011 at 09:26 AM

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They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

I agree with that statement to some degree. I don't know how it was in the areas where you guys are from but I really can't think of another band off the top of my head that made such a large and immediate impact on the hardcore scene. Here in Boston everyone wanted to be them or be like them and it went on for years. I really don't know how to define "hardcore" but I'd say they had a huge impact on it.

XnMeX - 6-8-2011 at 09:41 AM

They toured with Insane Clown Posse... I don't think anything else has to be said about their "hardcore" cred...

clevohardcore - 6-8-2011 at 11:41 AM

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They toured with Insane Clown Posse... I don't think anything else has to be said about their "hardcore" cred...

^^^^ I had no idea that happened, but I remember someone posting the NRSV opening slot video with them. I detest everything about those clowns. BIOHAZARD has opened and toured with many good bands, EXPLOITED, SHEER TERROR, SOIA, etc and many awful ones TYPE-O-NEGATIVE(no disrespect ment for those who like em, just not my thing, but I know they had history with prior bands), and many others. I dig nearly all the records they put out minus, NEW WORLD ORDER, many songs off kill or be killed. The last one was ok.

I saw them play with many bands over the years and they always kicked ass live. They freaking blew SEPULTRA and PANTERA off the stage and they were the opening act. Not to mention they brought THE SUDMONSTERS out to play a Spuds song during BIOHAZARD set I might add. This was at the old Municipal Stadium and packed with people. Coolest part was Billy going off about racism and the crowd started booing him. BIlly proceeded to spit on the crowd and shame them with the mic. Then finished the set and the crowd still got into them. Win, win. Another good show was THE EXPLOITED, BIOHAZRD and type-o-negative. Type-o-sucked and the rest of the show rocked. Billy admitely defended TYPE-O during BIO set. If anything sticks to his guns and Evan not so much. So it will be interesting to see what they sound like.

In summer of 1992 I saw MURPHYS LAW and Jimmy went off on BIOHAZARD and called them closet racists and fake. Claiming HC when in reality they are not. I can see the being fake, but I never heard or located the first "racist demo".

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 6-8-2011 at 12:10 PM

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They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

Biohazard's "Urban Discipline" is what brought me to the hardcore scene. I know a few people from your area who are my age and I'd say you're probably right about that.

mattybar - 6-8-2011 at 12:56 PM

i always just had them down as a rap-metal band really like Downset or Dog Eat Dog (they used to come over here with those bands a lot back in the day).
i remember someone lending me Urban Discipline and me thinking it was basically a load of sub-par Helmet riffs with rapped vocals over it and overall was pretty thin.
i think they were very influential in just getting that whole image across to the masses but on the whole their music doesn't stand up.
They had a formula that a lot of other bands took and simply did better, eg Fury of Five, Krutch, Excessive Force etc.

XnMeX - 6-8-2011 at 01:37 PM

BKT - 6-8-2011 at 01:41 PM

I recall Dom from Day Of Mourning playing me that demo years ago. Pretty crazy when you think about it.

BKT.

clevohardcore - 6-8-2011 at 01:53 PM

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I recall Dom from Day Of Mourning playing me that demo years ago. Pretty crazy when you think about it.

BKT.

^^^^^ What the music like? Same as normal BIOHAZARD? wher lyrics really racist.

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 6-8-2011 at 03:38 PM

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I recall Dom from Day Of Mourning playing me that demo years ago. Pretty crazy when you think about it.

BKT.

^^^^^ What the music like? Same as normal BIOHAZARD? wher lyrics really racist.

I'll upload it later. Some of the songs ended up on the first record with changed lyrics. One song that's only on the demo has a line that goes "we'll march across the world with American Nazi pride" and there's a song called "Master Race."

I always thought that they were trying to go for that "sarcastic tongue-in-cheek racist for shock value" thing like Carnivore and MOD but were just really bad at it. Evan is jewish...why he would sing of American Nazi pride for any other reason than thinking it would be funny or attention-grabbing doesn't make much sense. But maybe they were just retards or on drugs or both.

Discipline - 6-8-2011 at 04:39 PM

I always thought that demo was an urban legend.

JawnDiablo - 6-8-2011 at 06:36 PM

I liked them a bunch back in high school, which for me was in their earlier days.
the first 2 records were very very solid.
they had a great drummer
but they got old real fast.
I just don't care that you live in Brooklyn,or anywhere else, or you're tough, or from the wrong side of the tracks per say.
and please for the love of god stop yelling Motha Fuckah!!! in every damn song already.

it was pretty funny that in the day, they used to attract a slew of AC Skins at shows around these parts who'd come and seig heil to the big tattooed Jew singing about the Hardside.....then again, Nazi's loved GWAR too.
I liked GWAR better.

I just could never take half of their stuff seriously after I kinda grew up and did my best to avoid all that stupid crap.

and goddamn, who ever mastered Urban Discipline should be beaten down because the qualirty of the CD I have is way way fucking low.

dirtysteve - 6-8-2011 at 09:06 PM

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They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

what years are you talking about in boston specifically? all of the bands they have influenced like cold world are fucking horrible. if you are talking about tree and sam black church and that era in boston, i could see the influence, but again , those bands were pretty much shit.

MikeFromInhuman - 6-8-2011 at 09:42 PM

The controversial 1988 demo is actually really good!
Total CARNIVORE/AF/Crossover worship!

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 6-8-2011 at 10:37 PM

Here's the demo for whoever wants it

http://db.tt/Q5fMa5I

Mickey - 6-8-2011 at 10:49 PM

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They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

in the early 90's it seemed every band in Boston was trying to be a biohazard clone. Bzrker, Bricklayer, democracide, reason enough, brawlpark, high defiance, stompbox, and converge's first couple of shows I remember thinking it was another Bio clone. BFB definitely drew some influence from them and that's why Billy was top of the list to fill rob's spot. Everyone wanted to be a toughguy and you always heard "when your in fuckin (insert shitty small town) you bes watch your back". I loved early biohazard but thought they were a little corney and tried too hard to portray the toughguy image. At a show at the paradise a fight broke out and Evan yelled "yo, you wanna fight, come up here and fight us". When a well known crew of guys started climbing the stage he backpedaled saying "nah its cool, no problems, didn't realize it was you". That was the problem with their whole crowd. They wanted to be toughguys until the real toughguys showed up.

Jason the Magnificent - 6-9-2011 at 08:03 AM

The demo up through and including Urban Discipline rule. I don't care if they have their hardcore scene merit badge or not...they wrote good music. Which too few bands do.

mike_ - 6-9-2011 at 08:30 AM

I'm with Jason on this, "Urban discipline" is the NY record for me. The sound, the songs, the lyrics - almost a perfect record. I don't know about their attitude, but this album is 100% hardcore.

Mark Lind - 6-9-2011 at 04:03 PM

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They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

I was just about to say some of these things. Everyone wanted to be Biohazard. I'd say BFB was hugely influenced by them early on. Some of it is obvious (there's a reason the song "You Lose" has been deleted from their history) and some of it is subtle (the Rob/Erick back and forth thing is very Billy/Evan). But there were tons of bands up here doing the tough guy thing: Black Belt, Reason Enough, Brawlpark, XXL.... the list goes on and on.

dirtysteve - 6-9-2011 at 05:49 PM

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They've never been a hardcore band in my opinion, just a metal band who knew how to manipulate their underground roots for commercial gain.

damn,i havent thought about some of the bands you mentioned in a long time. i actually kind of dig bzerker. boston has always been a black hole for hardcore since its heyday in my opinion. after dys and ssd broke up/went metal, the only decent band you had there was slapshot, who pretty much had peaked by 1990. most of those bands on the taang 89-92 comp are just horrible. i was never into converge or any of that screamo/metalcore shit, so i never bothered with the newer bands from there. only living witness were cool, but i would not really consider them a hardcore band. eye for an eye were ok, but i heard they and kingpin just never got it right in the studio, but were great live.

as for biohazard being the NY band for some people, that should be the cro mags, or AF., or SOIA. i own urban discipline and i would say it and the s/t are not the worst records ever, but they dont get a lot of rotation from me.

bombidol - 6-15-2011 at 05:40 AM

Found out the other night what really happened with Evan, Holy shitballs.

mattybar - 6-15-2011 at 06:21 AM

sounds juicy!

panzerkreuzer - 6-15-2011 at 06:46 AM

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Found out the other night what really happened with Evan, Holy shitballs.

what happened?

clevohardcore - 6-15-2011 at 08:18 AM

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Found out the other night what really happened with Evan, Holy shitballs.

what happened?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ya what happened?

Mark Lind - 6-15-2011 at 10:08 AM

Evan's replacement sounds just like him!!!

bombidol - 6-15-2011 at 01:12 PM

Cant say lads, no doubt it will come out in time. Its fuckin crazy though. Something happened. Evan wanted to put the band on hiatus while he went "underground" and they said they couldnt so they got someone in to play while he is gone.

Mark Lind - 6-15-2011 at 01:19 PM

Who did he give AIDS to that he needs to hide from?

clevohardcore - 6-15-2011 at 01:43 PM

So he will or plans on being back? What did he do? Make a "film" with a underage kid and now is a felon in prison?

panzerkreuzer - 6-15-2011 at 01:48 PM

he was on the wrong side of the tracks

clevohardcore - 6-15-2011 at 01:59 PM

THE WRONG..... SIDE OF THE LAW!

barc0debaby - 6-15-2011 at 07:29 PM

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Who did he give AIDS to that he needs to hide from?

Someone with the username Jimmy G has been all over the internet saying dude has the aids.

SS76 - 6-15-2011 at 08:50 PM

could be because of his bad acting....

barc0debaby - 6-16-2011 at 12:33 AM

Looking a little aidsy.

JawnDiablo - 6-16-2011 at 06:06 AM

dude needs to ask fr his money back on that terrible throat tattoo

Discipline - 6-16-2011 at 04:47 PM

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could be because of his bad acting....

Calling his acting bad is being far too kind.

clevohardcore - 6-19-2011 at 05:26 PM

So did anyone find out why he was ousted or left?

JawnDiablo - 6-19-2011 at 06:33 PM

across duh tracks
you will get duh clap

Monkey_Julius_BoWaffle - 7-8-2011 at 06:45 PM

Isn't this what the real deal about Evan being booted/leaving is all about :

"It was reported in March 2011 that Colombian police were seeking Fuentes for questioning in a case of child pornography and document falsification. When Spanish police had questioned Fuentes' ex-husband and former producer Pablo Lapiedra, he claimed she was in charge of casting young women for pornographic productions in the cities of Medellín and Bello in Colombia. The principals of the Javiera Londoño school reported to the police that one of their students, a minor, was paid by Fuentes and Lapiedra to perform in ten of their productions. Lapiedra was arrested in March 2011, and Colombia has sought his extradition. An international red notice was issued by Interpol for Fuentes, who was believed to be residing in the United States"

Or is it something different/more than that?

Monkey_Julius_BoWaffle - 7-8-2011 at 06:53 PM

And in case anyone doesn't know what a "red notice" is, here's the definition:

Requests (provisional) arrest of wanted persons, with a view to extradition. An Interpol Red Notice is "the closest instrument to an international arrest warrant in use today."[3] (Interpol does not have the authority to issue arrest warrants in the formal sense of the word, as this is the domain of the sovereign member states.)

So, since he's married to her, I guess that would be one good damn reason to have to "go underground" for a while

I don't know, just kinda been wondering what the "real reason" was since another poster posted about learning all about it and this is about all I have been able to come up with. Sounds like a pretty reasonable theory to me, eh?

JawnDiablo - 7-8-2011 at 08:11 PM

she's absurd

clevohardcore - 7-9-2011 at 01:13 AM

I called that shit. Only I said it was him and not his girl. That is a terrible situation right their.

JawnDiablo - 7-9-2011 at 09:31 AM

she has a mouth like a can opener

CR83 - 7-9-2011 at 02:43 PM

Little Lupe is a Stern Show favorite. This story about charges was reported on by Howard 100 News. They can't reach Lupe at all. So there may be some legs to this.

bombidol - 7-9-2011 at 03:36 PM

Thats the one. FUCKED UP. Evan and his missus have gone "underground"

barc0debaby - 7-9-2011 at 05:00 PM

Stupid. Risk whatever celebrity and financial success you have amassed and alienate your fan base over a girl 20 years younger than you who gets fucked in the ass for a living. I don't care how good the pussy is, once Interpol starts looking for your old lady its time to reconsider.

Mark Lind - 7-9-2011 at 06:40 PM

I'm sure he makes a lot more money in porn than he does in music so maybe he doesn't care about the musical fan base?

CR83 - 7-10-2011 at 08:49 PM

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I'm sure he makes a lot more money in porn than he does in music so maybe he doesn't care about the musical fan base?

Well put Mark. You know porno pays way more than any hc/metal band. She apparently has a top selling flesh light too.

clevohardcore - 7-11-2011 at 01:57 AM

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I'm sure he makes a lot more money in porn than he does in music so maybe he doesn't care about the musical fan base?

Well put Mark. You know porno pays way more than any hc/metal band. She apparently has a top selling flesh light too.

^^^ What is a flesh light?

Mark Lind - 7-11-2011 at 08:51 AM

Google image search, bra.

Jason the Magnificent - 7-11-2011 at 09:00 AM

Damn Clevo...you been on a space station or something?

Monkey_Julius_BoWaffle - 7-11-2011 at 10:24 AM

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Damn Clevo...you been on a space station or something?

Gotta admit, I didn't know what a flesh light was either. I guess porn just never has interested me all that much.

And yeah, I'm sure, especially in this day and age that Evan almost assuredly makes more $$$ off of Lupe/porn vs. Biohazard. But when bitch that you almost certainly care very little about (I could be wrong, but I doubt it - Evan most likely married Lupe so he could have another chick to keep him "in the loop" w/the "biz" as well as helping himself to her bank account and/or "managing" her career, ie...the $$$$) has friggin' Interpol issuing their highest alert for her, I don't know about any of you folks, but that would make Biohazard be looking awfully sweet to my ass were I him.

That child porn shit ain't EVEN nothing to be fuckin' around with. And it sounds like underage chick appeared in like 10 films I think it said :shocked2:

If I'm Evan, I'm distancing myself from that shit like ASAP :exclamation:

CR83 - 7-11-2011 at 10:50 PM

Basically a flesh light is a pocket pussy inside of a thermos that they apparently mold after a porn star's ass, pussy or mouth.

Johnny_Whistle - 7-12-2011 at 11:12 AM

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[quote=181610&tid=18171&author=Mickey]in the early 90's it seemed every band in Boston was trying to be a biohazard clone. Bzrker, Bricklayer, democracide, reason enough, brawlpark, high defiance, stompbox, and converge's first couple of shows I remember thinking it was another Bio clone. BFB definitely drew some influence from them and that's why Billy was top of the list to fill rob's spot. Everyone wanted to be a toughguy and you always heard "when your in fuckin (insert shitty small town) you bes watch your back". I loved early biohazard but thought they were a little corney and tried too hard to portray the toughguy image. At a show at the paradise a fight broke out and Evan yelled "yo, you wanna fight, come up here and fight us". When a well known crew of guys started climbing the stage he backpedaled saying "nah its cool, no problems, didn't realize it was you". That was the problem with their whole crowd. They wanted to be toughguys until the real toughguys showed up.

Half those kids were from wealthy suburbs and got dropped off at shows by their moms. I didn't much like going to shows in Boston unless I knew the band or had some other way to avoid all the phony tough guy crap. When Suckerpunch started going in a more punk rock direction, we stopped getting booked and settled for playing house parties and such, which were a lot more fun. I tended to hang out more in Providence than Boston after a while.

clevohardcore - 7-12-2011 at 03:14 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Monkey_Julius_BoWaffle

Quote: Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent

Damn Clevo...you been on a space station or something?

If I'm Evan, I'm distancing myself from that shit like ASAP :exclamation:

^^^^^^ I had no idea what that was.

^^^ Also, Evan is obviously no different because you keep company with those you relate too. Dude is in porn and is married to someone who is being hunted by a government entity because of something as disgusting as child porn. Fucking disgusting and kills what respect BIOHAZARD had with me. Way to fucking destroy your bands reputation bro.

Mark Lind - 7-12-2011 at 04:04 PM

A fleshlight a flashlight that you fuck.

clevohardcore - 7-12-2011 at 06:36 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Mark Lind

A fleshlight a flashlight that you fuck.

lol

JawnDiablo - 7-12-2011 at 07:45 PM

AND WHEN YOU'RE IN FUCKIN BROOKLYN......................OR MOTHA FUCKIN COLUMBIA....YOU........BEST.........WATCH..............YO.........BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK

lifeisabitch - 8-25-2011 at 12:49 PM

Biohazard
ATTENTION SINGERS!!! You think you got what it takes to be one of the voices for Biohazard? Send us your music, videos, links, etc to auditions@biohazard.com and we’ll check you out. Experience is a must, as is the ability to commit 100% to the life of a full-time touring musician, as the band is booked solid for 2012 and 2013.

clevohardcore - 8-25-2011 at 03:43 PM

Man I hope this turns out for the good. This bands rep is skating on thin ice right about now.

JawnDiablo - 8-25-2011 at 03:55 PM

they fell thru the ice years ago

Mark Lind - 8-25-2011 at 04:56 PM

I can play the bass and I could totally fake Evan's parts. And Billy is playing in BFB so I could probably get an audition. I should totally go for it. :lol:

random - 8-25-2011 at 05:31 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Mark Lind

I can play the bass and I could totally fake Evan's parts. And Billy is playing in BFB so I could probably get an audition. I should totally go for it. :lol:

I can see it now.

Month 1: Biohazard

Month 2: Biohazard with Mark Lind

Month 3: Mark Lind with Biohazard

Month 4: Mark Lind and the Unloved (ex-Biohazard)

Month 5: Mark Lind quits long-time and full-time job to tour with new band.

Month 6: Mark Lind quoted as saying, "I should have waited before calling something 'Compulsive Fuck Up.' You'd think I would have learned my lesson by now. Geeze, I shoulda let Marsden join this band instead."

mattybar - 8-26-2011 at 08:24 AM

there's a ton of vocalists with a similar style to Evan Seinfeld.
the dude from Stigmata springs to mind.

also, anyone remember an old NY band called Profound Effect?
that guy could pull it off.